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Unsaved trash, godmocking clown
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Hello from a retarded Satanist -
02-11-2018, 07:26 PM
Hello fellow earthly beings, I'm Lucia. I am a Satanist here to observe and watch your ways. I may not want saving, or connection, but I desire friendly conversation, and causing a bit of chaos. You can try to save me and all your unsaved trash but I think it will be lost upon me and my brother Lucifer.
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Revelationary Equine Gnathologist for Christ
True Christian™
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Location: Prodigal Son of Godless NYC.
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Re: Hello from a freindly Satanist -
02-11-2018, 07:44 PM
Welcome to our friendly forums, Lucia!
If you've done any research on me yet - and why wouldn't you? - you already know that I am an intelligent, well-built, handsome, tall, certified equine gnathologist. Just a little more digging will reveal that I am also quite adept in things veterinary and that soon I will be the recipient of a Ph.D. in Creation Science. I know - that's a lot to put on your plate in one sitting, but it is what it is.
I believe I've read something of your father and brother. For whatever reason it seems that there was some negativity in the readings but it slips my mind just now. I'll do a little refresher research, perhaps. In the meantime, we're just so pleased to have your input on all matters pertaining to the Lord Jesus. His death and resurrection have conquered the grave and the original sin of Eden. Praise His Holy Name!
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Toilet Biter
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Location: The great land of the USA!
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Re: Hello from a freindly Satanist -
02-11-2018, 08:32 PM
Welcome. You make it sound as though you want people to try to attempt to save you. Nobody here will go above prayer to help you. The only one who can truly save you from yourself is you. With that out of the way, I believe you should try to check yourself into rehab. Bath salts can make some people do crazy things like worshipping Obama or voting demoncrat.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Hello from a freindly Satanist -
02-11-2018, 10:45 PM
We are blessed by your persecution.
Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
Matthew 5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;
Matthew 10:22 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: but he that endureth to the end shall be saved.
Matthew 24:9 Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
Luke 21:17 And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake.
Romans 12:14 Bless them which persecute you: bless, and curse not.
1 Corinthians 4:12 And labour, working with our own hands: being reviled, we bless; being persecuted, we suffer it:
Luke 6:22 Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Unsaved trash, pathetic goth
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Location: Being more edgey than the other goth kids at school
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Re: Hello from a freindly Satanist -
02-11-2018, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Welcome to our friendly forums, Lucia!
If you've done any research on me yet - and why wouldn't you? - you already know that I am an intelligent, well-built, handsome, tall, certified equine gnathologist Just a little more digging will reveal that I am also quite adept in things veterinary and that soon I will be the recipient of a Ph.D. in Creation Science. I know - that's a lot to put on your plate in one sitting, but it is what it is.
I believe I've read something of your father and brother. For whatever reason it seems that there was some negativity in the readings but it slips my mind just now. I'll do a little refresher research, perhaps. In the meantime, we're just so pleased to have your input on all matters pertaining to the Lord Jesus. His death and resurrection have conquered the grave and the original sin of Eden. Praise His Holy Name!
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Thank you very much for the warm welcome of my dear sister, I very much appreciate you welcoming us into this magnificent forum.
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Unsaved trash, godmocking clown
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Location: Hell, sometimes Earth if I'm on vacation.
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Re: Hello from a freindly Satanist -
02-11-2018, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Bubba Buck
Welcome. You make it sound as though you want people to try to attempt to save you. Nobody here will go above prayer to help you. The only one who can truly save you from yourself is you. With that out of the way, I believe you should try to check yourself into rehab. Bath salts can make some people do crazy things like worshipping Obama or voting demoncrat.
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Sir, I would like to thank you for your concern. I would like to relieve you of the notion that I consume bath salts to get high, or worship Obama, I am quite a neutral party, so I hope I have dispelled any of your fears.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™
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Posts: 11,342
Join Date: May 2010
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Re: Hello from a freindly Satanist -
02-11-2018, 11:10 PM
Yeah, okay. . . I like the font that you have chosen. Other than that, there really isn't that much to unpack, is there?
You can goof around all you want, but we really mean business when it comes to the Bible. We want you to read it. We want EVERYBODY to read it.
Then, we want you to think really hard-- even if it gives you a headache-- about what the words of the Bible mean for you and your place in the scheme of things. We want you to think about the Bible's impact upon the world--past, present and future.
There are people in this world who use the Bible to guide them on who to vote for, which causes to support and where to spend their money. Problem is, 99% of them don't know what they are doing because they have a fragmented and distorted view of the Bible's contents.
Even your goofy attempt to troll us is based on some non-Biblical ideas about Satan. So, please, go read a few chapters, perhaps check a concordance for specific references about Satan and his place in the Bible's vision for humanity.
After that, come back here and be prepared to step up your game.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Unsaved trash, godmocking clown
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Join Date: Feb 2018
Location: Hell, sometimes Earth if I'm on vacation.
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Re: Hello from a freindly Satanist -
02-11-2018, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Yeah, okay. . . I like the font that you have chosen. Other than that, there really isn't that much to unpack, is there?
You can goof around all you want, but we really mean business when it comes to the Bible. We want you to read it. We want EVERYBODY to read it.
Then, we want you to think really hard-- even if it gives you a headache-- about what the words of the Bible mean for you and your place in the scheme of things. We want you to think about the Bible's impact upon the world--past, present and future.
There are people in this world who use the Bible to guide them on who to vote for, which causes to support and where to spend their money. Problem is, 99% of them don't know what they are doing because they have a fragmented and distorted view of the Bible's contents.
Even your goofy attempt to troll us is based on some non-Biblical ideas about Satan. So, please, go read a few chapters, perhaps check a concordance for specific references about Satan and his place in the Bible's vision for humanity.
After that, come back here and be prepared to step up your game.
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I appreciate your challenge to learn your ways, and I have read a great deal into your Bible. Let me proceed to quote from it, as you have so challenged me to do about my lord Satan.
Job 1:6 Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD and Satan came also among them.Job Continues:
Job 1:7 And the LORD said unto Satan, whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, from going and going to and fro in the earth and from walking up and down in it.
Luk 22:3 Then entered Satan into Judas surnamed Iscariot, being of the number twelve.
2Cor 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan is transformed into an angel of light.
1Ti 5:15 For some are already turned aside after Satan.
Satan started out as an angel but was cast from heaven to the pits of hell. There are still yet those of us who still don't understand the "LORD" and have sided with the fallen angel. I consider this stepping it up.
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True Christian™ Just a Regular Nice Guy
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Between Lynchburg and Walton's Mountain
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Re: Hello from a freindly Satanist -
02-12-2018, 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by LuciaLittleStar
I appreciate ......
Satan started out as an angel but was cast from heaven to the pits of hell. There are still yet those of us who still don't understand the "LORD" and have sided with the fallen angel. I consider this stepping it up.
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I also flush my crap down the toilet.
My experience has been garbage goes down, great things go up. I am going up to Heaven to sit upon the Right Hand of God Almighty. Whereas you will be in a cesspool of despair. You could repent friend, and God might forgive you.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
True Christian™
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Posts: 11,342
Join Date: May 2010
Location: 39.373117/-76.472688
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Re: Hello from a freindly Satanist -
02-17-2018, 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by LuciaLittleStar
I appreciate your challenge to learn your ways, and I have read a great deal into your Bible. Let me proceed to quote from it, as you have so challenged me to do about my lord Satan.
Job 1:6 Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the LORD and Satan came also among them.Job Continues:
Job 1:7 And the LORD said unto Satan, whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the LORD, and said, from going and going to and fro in the earth and from walking up and down in it.
Luk 22:3 Then entered Satan into Judas surnamed Iscariot, being of the number twelve.
2Cor 11:14 And no marvel; for Satan is transformed into an angel of light.
1Ti 5:15 For some are already turned aside after Satan.
Satan started out as an angel but was cast from heaven to the pits of hell. There are still yet those of us who still don't understand the "LORD" and have sided with the fallen angel. I consider this stepping it up.
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Whaaaat????? Satan was an angel cast from heaven????
I never knew THAT!!!!!!!!!
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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