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Rebuke DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!! - 02-11-2018, 06:14 PM

I could go all day about how pagan and sacrilegious valentines cards are. We're all well aware of the fact that gay men and lesbians love to march out on the streets with their gay rainbow hearts and how we're all supposed to love everyone no matter if they are an atheist or not. Heck, some parts of the US are putting Nigras above White-bred honest Christians during the month of February. Racism against whites month if you ask me.

Anywho, I am going to focus on the valentines card and the candy hearts that teach kids to spell incorrectly first like "luv u" first off. Utilizing a candy heart to win someone over is considered one of the seven deadly sins. Gluttony more specifically.

Phillipians 3:19 Whose end [is] destruction, whose God [is their] belly, and [whose] glory [is] in their shame, who mind earthly things.)

Fatties are hoping for lots of valentines candy in order to eat more sweets like chocolate poop shaped bunnies. One thing in particular as far as candy goes during this month was especially satanic. Cupid Poop.



Collosians 3:5 Mortify therefore your members which are upon the earth; fornication, uncleanness, inordinate affection, evil concupiscence, and covetousness, which is idolatry.

Not only is the concept of eating a naked floating man's poop unclean and disgusting, its idol worship in that in order to have love you must respect a gay looking naked man with wings.

Fast forward to school classrooms. Teachers have the gall to ask their students to make valentines cards and bring in valentine candy for all their classmates whether they be a whore, an atheist, gay, or even a welfare user. Trying to convince kids to love these people takes away from good Christian teachings that your kid should end up with a man or woman who goes to church on Sunday and has good Christian values such as voting for Trump or donating 15 percent of your salary to Peter Popoff Ministries. Don't let your kid fall for the trap and if he or she is insistent, send them to a Christian Crisis Camp IMMEDIATELY!!!!!
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Love Jesus Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!! - 02-11-2018, 07:12 PM

Brother Buck,


I covet your prayers and those of the congregation. You see, I have, I believe, ingested the item in the photo you shared. In fact, I have ingested several different varieties. Just last week, I finished a pack of green ones, and the week before that, a pack of white ones.


I simply had no idea. Truly the devil is out to deceive us, including the elect like me.


I am pleading the blood of Jesus over myself and will spend at least the next fifteen minutes in solemn prayer for the cleanliness of my soul. Oh, I despise Valentine's Day!


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!! - 02-11-2018, 07:25 PM

This Linda Lee whoever she is on etsy is truly working for the devil. For it to be sold means that there must be a lady out there gathering actual Cupid poop. Put that thought in your head. Passing off poop as a treat to enjoy?
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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!! - 02-15-2018, 03:14 AM

Men, please don't put your wives through this.

Study: 89% Of Husbands Planning To Surprise Wife On Valentine’s Day By Dressing As Naked, Chubby Cherub


https://www.theonion.com/study-89-of...val-1823006999

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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!! - 02-15-2018, 07:25 PM

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This Linda Lee whoever she is on etsy is truly working for the devil. For it to be sold means that there must be a lady out there gathering actual Cupid poop. Put that thought in your head. Passing off poop as a treat to enjoy?
It's not poop, it's just Tic Tacs. Cupid isn't real, he's a made up symbol of a Satanic holiday.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!! - 02-15-2018, 08:04 PM

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It's not poop, it's just Tic Tacs. Cupid isn't real, he's a made up symbol of a Satanic holiday.
Well said, Esther. You'd think anyone who grew up in America would have recognized that a fat baby floating around the air with a bow and arrow couldn't possibly be real. Real babies don't float and love doesn't come from arrows. That's just not how the world works.


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!! - 02-16-2018, 05:47 AM

I know for fact in secular schools that they use Valentine's Day pouches as a way for budding trollops to solicit for sex! It the equivalent of a crack whore leaving a Call Me For A Good Time # on adult video store bathroom stalls, only now, it's targeted towards six year olds! How young do kids need to be before teachers actually give a damn and stop this madness!!?


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Default Re: DO NOT LET YOUR KIDS MAKE VALENTINE CARDS FOR THEIR CLASSROOMS!!!! - 02-18-2018, 03:55 AM

Dear LORD Jesus almighty hallelujah Jesus praise be! So schools don't let kids talk about the one true way to glory beyond the grave,but instead shove this contemptible pagan dross down our credulous tykes throats.

For shame,this is what happens when you get these repugnant marxist bastards in charge of our children's schooling.


Next thing we'll have African moslims praying to the moon godswhile toking a reefer,in front of our children and perverting their minds with tricks of Beelzebub him self.


we must take a stand rally our forces and push these heathen tree dwelling monsters back to sandland.
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