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Default Negro Pastor Tells the Truth about Gay Sex - It Destroys Your Anus! - 02-03-2012, 07:51 PM

I usually refrain from posting the ramblings of so called "men of God" of the African persuasion, but on this occasion I am going to make an exception. Because against all odds, this Negro is completely correct.

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Originally Posted by The very wise for a Negro Pastor Patrick Wooden
"The God of the Bible made the human sperm, the God of the Bible designed it and it was not designed to be emptied into an area that is filled with feces," Wooden said, noting that gay sex would "most certainly mean the extinction of the human race.”

He then added, "Who wants to practice anything that is going to ultimately lead a grown man to about the time he’s in his 40s or 50s, or what not, having to wear a diaper or a 'butt plug' just to be able to contain their bowels?"



As an Ex-gay© myself, I am all too familiar with what this man is talking about. Before I had my voluntary rectumectomy, I too had taken the sperm of thousands of queers into an area that was filled with feces, namely my abused colon. But now the Lord has cured me, and as I have said before, I praise Jesus every time I empty my colostomy bag!


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Default Re: Negro Pastor Tells the Truth about Gay Sex - It Destroys Your Anus! - 02-03-2012, 11:47 PM

Pastor Wooden seems like a fine, upstanding negro. Why, if he were my negro I would even let him in to my house.




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Default Re: Negro Pastor Tells the Truth about Gay Sex - It Destroys Your Anus! - 02-04-2012, 03:25 AM

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I usually refrain from posting the ramblings of so called "men of God" of the African persuasion, but on this occasion I am going to make an exception. Because against all odds, this Negro is completely correct.





As an Ex-gay© myself, I am all too familiar with what this man is talking about. Before I had my voluntary rectumectomy, I too had taken the sperm of thousands of queers into an area that was filled with feces, namely my abused colon. But now the Lord has cured me, and as I have said before, I praise Jesus every time I empty my colostomy bag!
Thats horrifying!
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Default Re: Negro Pastor Tells the Truth about Gay Sex - It Destroys Your Anus! - 02-04-2012, 05:00 AM

Normally, I am ashamed to admit this, but hopefully my testimony will reach a young man contemplating a life with Jesus versus a life of sodomy and estrangement from his Creator. I can verify Pastor Wooden's warning through first-hand experience.

I was an effeminate young man who left a broken home at 18 to "find myself" on the midwest truck stop circuit. Quickly gaining notoriety as the I-35 "power bottom" with the hungriest butt, I began turning tricks and appearing in low-budget gay porn films under the screen name "Stretch." My "career" required me to inject muscle relaxants and anesthetics directly into my sphincter so that I could accommodate the sizeable objects being inserted into my rectum on a daily basis. Then one day there was a loud 'POP' and I lost consciousness. I awoke alone in the bathroom of the trailer in a pool of blood, feces and yellow bile, unable to get back on my feet. I had blown out my O-ring. I had hit rock bottom.

Then on October 16, 1998, at 2:34 in the afternoon, I gave my life over to Jesus and accepted Him as my personal LORD and Savior, and I have never looked back. I called up the first Independent Baptist Church I found in the phonebook, and one of the younger Pastors from Landover came to pick me up and get me enrolled in their Ex-Gay© treatment program. Today, I am a happily married True Christian™ with a wife and five sons, walking upright in righteousness and perfection.

When I join Jesus in Heaven, my new glorified body will be restored (Isaiah 35:3-5). However, I will have to wear diapers as long as I still live in this earthly body because the decisions I made before entering into a personal relationship with Christ resulted in a prolapsed rectum.


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Default Re: Negro Pastor Tells the Truth about Gay Sex - It Destroys Your Anus! - 02-12-2012, 06:48 PM

Ruined anuses aside, the homosexual lifestyle choice also ruins you soul. Friends, I do not think I can accurately convey to normal people just how depraved a life your typical sodomite leads.

When I think back on my time as a size queen submissive, it is all a blur of rancid semen, urine soaked mattresses, bloody stools, and hours upon hours of unending rectal pounding.

Sometimes even now, I wake up sweating and anxious, feeling a strange emptiness. But then I think of Jesus and his wonderful temporary sacrifice, and I thank Him for delivering me and saving my unworthy faggot soul.


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Default Re: Negro Pastor Tells the Truth about Gay Sex - It Destroys Your Anus! - 02-12-2012, 07:37 PM

That is some powerful testimony, Professor Bessemer. As a newly minted Ex-Gay©, I would often yearn for a ham-sized, hairy-knuckled fist buried arm-deep into my rectum. Then I would reflect on the following verse of Scripture.

II Corinthians 5:17
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.


These days, I realize that the most febrile and frenzied anal pounding pales in comparison to the fulfillment I get from Jesus. I pray that all homofags will come to realize what I have: The satisfaction afforded by having your anus filled with strange men's semen is nothing compared to the sense of peace and joy afforded by having your heart filled with Christ's love.


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