[BrotherLarry]

As a True Christian™ Conservationist Republican, I am so tired of the jokes about Donald J. Trump (may he never develop diseases) and VP Mike Pencil. WHY must America continue to treat our President, the Leader of the Free World, with such disrespect and contempt? Are there no laws protecting him?

I am writing my representatives in Congress to pass new laws prohibiting Trump satire and banning speaking out against him or his views. Our right to believe Donald is protected under our First Amendment, so we should be able to remove the First Amendment from those who will not believe in Donald's statements and policies.

This is the only American thing to do! We simply can't become a country in bondage. Help me in this effort by writing to your own representatives. Here is a sample letter which you can alter to fit your personal situation:

Dear Congressperson (Insert Name)
I am a Christian. This means I have been washed in the Blood of Jesus and my sins are forgiven and forgotten by the King of Kings.

I am also a Republican. This means I believe in the power of the people to get things done. I believe in hard work and supporting the wealthy so they can give the rest of us $8 per hour to continue caring for our families.

I am also a believer in less government. This means I support the enactment of a law prohibiting speech against our president since it takes more government to look out for incidents where people speak out against our president. He is then forced to tweet all the time instead of fighting illegal immigration and supporting the rights of the various federal agencies to be banned from social media.

I encourage and in fact demand that you support legislation that will remove the scourge of speaking out against the wishes of our country's President. Criticism should be considered treason! Let us look to the example of Vladimir Putin. Dissent in his beautiful Christian country is dealt with swiftly. His "Tell them ONCE" policy is a policy that WORKS.

I am a voter. If you choose not to do as the voters tell you, my vote will go toward a more pro-Trump candidate in the next election.

I will expect a response from you indicating that you will do as I say.


Cheerfully,
(Sign your name, address, and phone number)

[Johny Joe Hold]

You are embarking on a noble effort, Brother Larry. Here we have a President crusading for Jesus. Along come satirists, journalists and TV personalities think they can use President Trump to entertain people. Shame on them.

Making fun of President Trump is insulting Jesus, it's as simple as that. President Trump is not a doofus and neither is Jesus. We True Christians™ will not stand for this.

If members of Congress want our support they need to stamp out this kind of humor NOW.

[Bjorn Jensen]

How about up to 5 years in prison for those who insults or mocks President Trump? That would sure teach them a lesson to respect the President's First Amendment rights! Keep in mind, it's not free speech if it infringes on someone elses freedom (in this case the President), just like you are not allowed to yell fire in a movie theater.

[Roland]

Originally Posted by Bjorn Jensen

How about up to 5 years in prison for those who insults or mocks President Trump? [...]

Hello Bjorn,

How does five years in jail compare to an eternity in Heaven (or hell)? Five years is insignificant to eternity. How would it help them?

Kind regards,

Roland

[Thomas Taylor]

Originally Posted by Roland

Hello Bjorn,

How does five years in jail compare to an eternity in Heaven (or hell)? Five years is insignificant to eternity. How would it help them?

Kind regards,

Roland

Oh Roland,


For a vegetable you really are quite stupid most of the time. Five years if being big Bubba's wife or little Sadie's wife would give them time to contemplate their past life and realize that they have been doing something wrong.


In due course they will atone and beg the Lord for forgiveness:


Leviticus 5:7
“And he shall bring his trespasse offering vnto the Lord for his sinne which he hath sinned, a female from the flocke, a lambe, or a kidde of the goates, for a sinne offering: And the Priest shal make an atonement for him concerning his sinne.”


Psalms 40:17
“But I am poore and needy, yet the Lord thinketh vpon me: thou art my helpe and my deliuerer, make no tarrying, O my God.”

[FredClevland]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

You are embarking on a noble effort, Brother Larry. Here we have a President crusading for Jesus. Along come satirists, journalists and TV personalities think they can use President Trump to entertain people. Shame on them.

Making fun of President Trump is insulting Jesus, it's as simple as that. President Trump is not a doofus and neither is Jesus. We True Christians™ will not stand for this.

If members of Congress want our support they need to stamp out this kind of humor NOW.

Indeed brother, bless your heart.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by Roland

Five years is insignificant to eternity.

It's great to see you're thinking about eternity. You know, these days so many people get hypnotised with the electro-swing and the dubstep.—.hypnotism is a form of demonic possession as I think I've explained to you before.—.that they can't distinguish reality from falsehood. So-called entertainers are exposing us all to the works of Satan dressed up as "political comment" or "freedom of expression" and if we returned to the traditional acoustic styles the President would be very well served wouldn't you say.

Something like this. Not Osaka noise.

[its_faith]

The Lord will certainly punish those who make fun of President Trump will have their souls cast into the lake of eternal fire.