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Finally! Something we can all agree on. -
02-11-2017, 04:23 PM
It has come to my attention that the godless wretches of California have become interested in seceding from the union. Their tantrum over the election of President Donald Trump has continued unabated and has even grown in ferocity as the youth of California follow the fashionable Negroe method of burning down their own neighborhood when they grow angry. The movement that has grown up seeks to put the issue to a vote during the 2018 elections, with a final vote in 2019. As the pulp magazine "The New Yorker" points out, California has drifted far from traditional American values and they are really no longer Americans, having become (largely) socialist (communist), God defying heathens.
The chief opposition to their general longing stems, not from a desire to remain part of America, but from fear of Yankee retribution, such as the fire and death they rained on the Confederacy in the 1860's. This opposition is in error on several points. First of all, todays Yankees are focused on issues such as whether large sized soda waters can be sold, which bathroom can be used by which perverts, how to squeeze more tax money from their serfs and so on. They have no time to worry about what California is doing. Secondly, the Yankees can no longer field the large armies needed to control a riotous place like California. That power now lies with Christians. Christians recognize the right of California to leave and we are with them and wish to support them in their desire.
Also, God is bound to destroy California pretty soon and we might as well get rid of them before we wind up having to feed the survivors.
Let us be resolved then: California should be freed from America and we should all work together with them to assist them in reaching their destiny.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Finally! Something we can all agree on. -
02-11-2017, 08:32 PM
Amen and Amen, Brother Alvin!
Cali-Hornians won't support our beloved President; they call our beloved Vice President a "Hick from Indiana," all the while putting people like Feinstein and Boxer on a pedestal. Twisted values? Yes.
In my research, I've discovered definite links within the gay agenda to California. The parts of the document I've been able to piece together have included such language as "omigod," "fer shure," and "fabulous," all of which have roots in that wretched state. For example, in one paragraph, we read: "Omigod, we have to make people all over think they need fabulous, rainbow colored fashions and Pu$$y hats, and we must make them think, fer shure, that like, Donald Trump is like soooo bad for the world." Who else but a Californian would write that? Certainly not Jeff Sessions. Certainly not Mad Dog Matis. Certainly not even Ronald Reagan, even if he was a Californian (he was, of course, abused by the leftists in that state).
I say, Bye Bye, Cali-Horny, since soon the Pacific will swallow you whole like your two-bit whores on Hollywood and Vine anyway.
SECESSION? YES!
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Finally! Something we can all agree on. -
02-11-2017, 09:05 PM
I've said it before, Brother Alvin, but I have long thought that the solution to the problem of California is for them to join Mexico. And now is the ideal time, as the wall could just be extended.
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Re: Finally! Something we can all agree on. -
02-11-2017, 09:08 PM
I would ordinarily be sympathetic to your sentiments Brother Moss, especially concerning the land of pervert dwarfs, cults, and overall general degeneracy and debauchery. However, in examining the map below you can see that vast areas of the state are home to many of our God fearing Republicans - and in no way deserve to be under the jackboots of the socialists.
If we were to examine history, Herr Hitler has a similar concern with the Sudetenland (and to a lesser extent Danzig), and was able to peacefully resolve the issue through "diplomacy". India is another example - Hindaloos can stay, mooselimbs had to move to Pakistan.
As Obama would say, if you like your Mexicans and mooselimbs you can keep them - but let's keep our fellow brethren (call the "new" state Ostland), and no doubt we will at some point in the future need the Lebensraum. I have no doubt that Herr Donald Trump can peacefully accomplish this.
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Re: Finally! Something we can all agree on. -
02-12-2017, 12:51 AM
I have read the replies and suggestions to this issue with interest and I see the need to bring up several points. Firstly, I should point out that this proposed secession is not my idea, though I fully support it for several reasons: They want to go, we want them to go, we would be well rid of them, &etc &etc &etc.
The most startling testimony is that provided by Brother WilliamJenningsBryan. I had no idea that Christians, isolated and no doubt menaced, still hold the areas of California east of the mountains. This is very important and I stand chastened. The Californians say they want to go and they want to take the entire state with them, but, clearly, these godless Yankees are attempting to steal at least twice as much area as they are entitled to, as usual. I should have known that, but I was too trusting and I believed them, even though they are liars and violent thieves. They should go and they should take their little, insignificant strip of land west of the mountains and along the coast, where they will abide until such time as the Lord washes them in to the Pacific Ocean. The rest is part of America.
This brings up the wall, which Sister Joanna mentioned. For the most part, we won't need one because the wall is already there and it is ten thousand feet high. It's called the Sierras. This is another boon, gained by keeping that which is American, even as we jettison the communists of the far left coast.
Also, it is clear that America will have to retain a corridor leading to the far south California ports, which we must also keep. The Danzig issue was finally settled through artillery fire, followed by armor supported by infantry along with bombing. Hopefully, those extreme methods will not be required. However, the strongest and highest parts of the border wall will have to be in that area.
This is a very real and serious plan to save America, while at the same time, it puts off the destruction of California for a while, at least until the Lord gets around to massacring them.
This still leaves unresolved what to do about the Yankees in the North East part of America. That doesn't have to be dealt with just now, but sooner or later, they are going to have to go. Perhaps the Canadians would be amenable to trading the godless areas near Canada for Alberta. It's nice there.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
Last edited by Alvin Moss; 02-12-2017 at 01:46 AM.
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Re: Finally! Something we can all agree on. -
02-12-2017, 01:32 AM
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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
I would ordinarily be sympathetic to your sentiments Brother Moss, especially concerning the land of pervert dwarfs, cults, and overall general degeneracy and debauchery. However, in examining the map below you can see that vast areas of the state are home to many of our God fearing Republicans
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It just revolts me whenever I visit California. And I noticed how closely your map aligns with this one done from the survey
of earthquakes over the years but will they listen. No. Secularists want us to believe garbage but Christians have The Bible.
Putting on my Californian Claptrap hat for a moment and imagining myself in their alternative universe where everything is inside out and back to front is illuminating. Garbage is as good as it gets and first off we have THE CAUSE IS THE EFFECT. Throughout history we see how where the homosexual agenda is advanced there earthquakes are manifest. The Bible explains why: homosexualism is the cause, God sends earthquakes. But wearing the claptrap hat it's the other way around. Due to crustal stresses and the presence of piezoelectric components within the rocks, granite and tourmaline for example, an electromagnetic field is generated around lines of stress. This interacts with the geomagnetic field. Another electromagnetic field surrounds the brain but this field is too weak to transmit very far preventing telepathy by that means. But if we consider an AM radio transmission where information comes from a very weak signal modulating a much stronger carrier wave and substitute the geomagnetic field for the carrier wave and the comparatively weak electrical activity of neurons with their associated magnetic field for the signal then we see at once how telepathy works.
Of course every Californian believes in telepathy. They might argue about whether it comes from aliens or the consciousness of mother earth father sun and/or sister moon. But they would explain the correlation between homosexual behaviour and earthquakes in that upside-down fashion and even point to earthquake lights as a proof of the piezoelectric effect deep underground.
We can see a radiation of the homosex effect inland from San Francisco. Christians know that AS A RESULT of this God will be smiting that region. Similarly in the lower portion of the map where several locations have already been so smitten. Californian secularists would see that as increased geological stresses producing an electric field to alter behaviours but in reality it is not so. People living in earthquake zones are responsible for the earthquakes as described in The Bible just as they are for their own behaviour which every True Christian knows is caused by idolatry and demons.
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