Commiserations on your entire family roasting in Hell or being on their way there
It's good to see that Jesus has entered you and brought you here, where you can learn about just how much God doesn't want you to burn forever so long as you praise Him.
With luck, any children you spawn might walk in the light, properly beaten and with the correct fear of Hell necessary to enter Heaven.
What in particular convinced you that you were a foul, sinning piece of trash in desperate need of God's grace. What filthy sin opened your eyes to how repulsive and vile a creature you are without the cleansing blood of Jesus?