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WWJKD? -
03-11-2012, 06:36 AM
As we know, Jesus didn't put much effort into the details of government operation while He was on Earth, and didn't really campaign on such issues. He was more focused on helping people avoid unending torment in His Lake of Fire.
I'd like to send a message to not just the GOP presidential clowns, but to all government officials and employees. Something to consider:
What Would Joseph Kony Do?
A man who is striving to bring the civilizing power of God's Law to the depraved nations of Uganda and the Congo, Joseph Kony is a role model for our cowardly candidates. When has any of them advocated exterminating the sodomites and adulterers? NEVER!
Which candidate has proposed executing all the Muslims and Jews and Buddhists and Hindus and atheists and Unitarians and Catholics? NONE!
What about removing children from abusive homes (that is, non-Christian) and training them up to fight for the Lord? Who's promoting that? NOBODY!
So I ask, "What Would Joseph Kony Do?"
In a simple bracelet, the WWKJD campaign could help tell our officials just what we expect; not faint lip service to God's Law, but the militarily-backed enforcement of each and every of God's Commands!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: WWJKD? -
03-11-2012, 04:37 PM
I've been writing to the central branches of clothing outlets 'Next', 'Top Shop' and 'Primark' admonishing them to put Mr Kony's face on T-Shirts like Che Guevara.
I await their replies.
YIC
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Professor of Creation Science at Landover University Double PhD. Theomathematics, Racial Science Returned from 10 year South Africa Expedition
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Re: WWJKD? -
03-11-2012, 07:29 PM
A man like Joseph Kony would never get elected here in America. And the reason is simple. The majority of Americans are Godless heathens, even the bulk of those that claim to be Christians.
Your average false Christian would say that Joseph Kony is an insane and brutal demagogue who condones the rape, brainwashing, and torture of children. They do not understand that to follow the entire KJV1611 Bible, you may have to "get your hands dirty".
Truly doing the Lord's work is something that most Americans have no stomach for in this day and age.
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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Re: WWJKD? -
03-12-2012, 03:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Professor Bessemer
A man like Joseph Kony would never get elected here in America. And the reason is simple. The majority of Americans are Godless heathens, even the bulk of those that claim to be Christians.
Your average false Christian would say that Joseph Kony is an insane and brutal demagogue who condones the rape, brainwashing, and torture of children. They do not understand that to follow the entire KJV1611 Bible, you may have to "get your hands dirty".
Truly doing the Lord's work is something that most Americans have no stomach for in this day and age.
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Well that, and so many people are racists. They just wouldn't vote for a coon, no matter how well-scrubbed Jesus made him.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: WWJKD? -
03-12-2012, 03:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Well that, and so many people are racists. They just wouldn't vote for a coon, no matter how well-scrubbed Jesus made him.
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Yes, just look what happened to poor Hormone Cain!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Professor of Creation Science at Landover University Double PhD. Theomathematics, Racial Science Returned from 10 year South Africa Expedition
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Re: WWJKD? -
03-12-2012, 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Well that, and so many people are racists. They just wouldn't vote for a coon, no matter how well-scrubbed Jesus made him.
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
Yes, just look what happened to poor Hormone Cain!
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Both of you men of God are correct. You average false Christian simply is not as accepting of those cursed with the mark of Ham as True Christians™ such as ourselves. They simply cannot look past the obvious inferiority of your average negroid. If only others were as forgiving as we are, this country would not be in the state it is today.
Professor of Creation Science at Landover Baptist University
Sodomites! Stop being gay TODAY!
Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21
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