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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

California’s crusade for gender-neutral toys - spiked (spiked-online.com)

sad beige toys are not really for the children [but] for socially conscious parents

superior woke values

son is currently obsessed with cows, but he hasn’t set his heart on owning a
smallholding in the future

Now liberals are telepathic? As it happens, I was looking at plastic animals—also trees, to assemble join "A" to prong "B" for which multiple leaves & stems are provided giving a variety of tree species—and at no stage was I aware of the giftee's heart settings regarding future land ownership. In the piece you cited, it seems presupposed that in liberal houses (I'm reluctant to call them homes) one knows the thoughts and innermost longings of others. That is always a sign of demonic activity.

Now obviously I would never recommend giving an actual crystal ball to anyone. In this case though, perhaps an imitation would be appropriate? One that discharges when their fingers crick around it

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as they pretend to scry into the thing being, as they suppose their energies to be, on a higher plane having awoken. From what is never well articulated but invariably involves whatever you yourself happen to think. (Have you ever tried opposing one, a vegan maybe, by hinting at a world view designed on-the-spot to elicit in her response the most idiotic position not even a crystal guru would concoct in the waking nightmare of Tarot divination? Hilarious, what you can get them to say!)

But this is the season of goodwill, so let's stick with the fake crystal ball. Clearly it can't be made of beige wood. It needs to be conductive. And the word "SOLAR" needs to appear somewhere ['solar energy' - probably best avoided] so what about one of those solar powered toys? Pull it apart, find the solar stuff, hook it up inside the faux orb as appropriate and BINGO!

One self-discharging crystal ball for the fastest learning method yet discovered. The electric method. It involves capacitors or something, any white goods repair person will be able to advise but, when asking, remember to dress modestly.