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Missionary Work: Try to Avoid The Jungle -
10-06-2009, 03:24 PM
I have ministered to many overseas heathens in my capacity as owner of Worthington Industries. Many of my factories and worksites are located in the remote jungles of Southeast Asia surrounded by fences, moats and guards, but I know the terrible trials and tribulations of life in the jungle. I came across this video from a jungle missionary that explains some of it, and I thought it would be valuable for anyone from Landover Baptist seeking to convert the heathens of Papua New Guinea, Indonesia, the Phillipines, or Cambodia.
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Re: Missionary Work: Try to Avoid The Jungle -
10-08-2009, 05:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr.H. Montague Worthy
I know the terrible trials and tribulations of life in the jungle. I came across this video from a jungle missionary that explains some of it, and I thought it would be valuable for anyone from Landover Baptist seeking to convert the heathens of Papua New Guinea, Indonesia, the Phillipines, or Cambodia.
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that pore man, everyone stoled from him cuz they thawt they needed stuff they could use an maybee trades, they not care abouts being saveds cuz they thawt it not be very usefulls to them an nows they gonna burn in hellfires --->
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Re: Missionary Work: Try to Avoid The Jungle -
10-08-2009, 04:31 PM
The kind of mindless greed shown in that video just underscores the danger selfless and brave men of God like Brother Worthington face each and every day of their lives. Liberal Cafeteria Christians can sit here eating cheese and wine in some skid row homeless shelter helping those too lazy to help themselves but and TRUE Christians™ knows the real work for God is done in the heathen jungles of Asia and South America. It is people like Brother Worthington who bring the heathen bibles, jobs, factories, barrack housing and security gaurds. Not the liberals!
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: Missionary Work: Try to Avoid The Jungle -
10-08-2009, 08:46 PM
They even stole his wife's subscription glasses. Those people were utterly without shame.
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Re: Missionary Work: Try to Avoid The Jungle -
10-09-2009, 01:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
The kind of mindless greed shown in that video just underscores the danger selfless and brave men of God like Brother Worthington face each and every day of their lives. Liberal Cafeteria Christians can sit here eating cheese and wine in some skid row homeless shelter helping those too lazy to help themselves but and TRUE Christians™ knows the real work for God is done in the heathen jungles of Asia and South America. It is people like Brother Worthington who bring the heathen bibles, jobs, factories, barrack housing and security gaurds. Not the liberals!
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Amen Brother BJ! These limp-wristed false Christians are always telling everyone how Godly they are, but I'll tell you what, you can't call yourself a Christian Missionary until you've been in the asiatic jungles witnessing to the slopes you don't know what Christ's love really means.
People have no idea what I go through!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Missionary Work: Try to Avoid The Jungle -
10-09-2009, 12:28 PM
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The trials and tribulations you've suffered while ministering to the slopes locals brings a tear to my eye.
Pastor Zeke, your hardships are duly noted and I plan on writing to the LBC compensation committee to recommend an increase in your stipend.
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Re: Missionary Work: Try to Avoid The Jungle -
10-09-2009, 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Amen Brother BJ! These limp-wristed false Christians are always telling everyone how Godly they are, but I'll tell you what, you can't call yourself a Christian Missionary until you've been in the asiatic jungles witnessing to the slopes you don't know what Christ's love really means.
People have no idea what I go through!
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Sweet loving savior Pastor Zeke! I had no idea it was so primitive over there! Only TRUE lover for the Lord® could get anyone to go threw such privations.
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