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Default Halloween Retard Hunt : Post HERE everytime you beatup a spastic! - 10-12-2008, 04:37 PM

Friends,

It occured to me that everyyear we go on our annual Landover Halloween witchhunt (aka see how many Wiccans and Goths we can beat up on the Devil's birthday) - but we are sadly neglecting the Devil's REAL children! Yes, i'm talking about spastics, cripples, downs-mongoloids and other filthy retards! Demons feebly disguised as disfigured twisted limbless human beings! It's enough to make Jesus puke!

We all know how much God hates these filthy spastics. Animals drooling all over themselves, barking like dogs, spitting their food all over their faces when they eat, and touching themselves in public. Friends, God wants us to put this Hell-bound human garbage in their places, ain't no doubt about that!

Heck, I've started already! I saw a real ugly spacker staggering down the street just the other day, and I 'accidentally' tripped her over on her ugly fat melon head! It was hilarious! She just lay there fitting like a Demon-possessed freak! I'm sure it made baby Jesus cry tears of joy! Praise!

So for this year's Witchhunt - let's set our targets on the 'tards! Glory!

Post here everytime you beat-up a 'tard* this Halloween!


*remember dwarfs, midgets, deaf, dumb and blind-folks count too!
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Default Re: Halloween Retard Hunt : Post HERE everytime you beatup a spas - 10-14-2008, 09:22 PM

I think you are cruel! Mentally and physically ill should not suffer for filth like bullies! You sound like that non-Christian Stephen Filth ... er King!


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Default Re: Halloween Retard Hunt : Post HERE everytime you beatup a spas - 10-16-2008, 12:28 PM

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I think you are cruel! Mentally and physically ill should not suffer for filth like bullies!
Son, retardeds aren't even human. They're all Devil-spawn nutbags, and should be treated as such! Why would we be nice to a bunch of drooling animals who rape little kids and eat their own vomit??? These beats are disgusting and repulsive, not just to me, but to my God too!

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Son, retardeds aren't even human. They're all Devil-spawn nutbags, and should be treated as such! Why would we be nice to a bunch of drooling animals who rape little kids and eat their own vomit??? These beats are disgusting and repulsive, not just to me, but to my God too!

Everytime you punch a retard, Jesus weeps tears of joy! Glory!
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Default Re: Halloween Retard Hunt : Post HERE everytime you beatup a spas - 10-18-2008, 07:52 PM

Got a dwarf with my car door today. He never saw it coming! Praise!
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Default Re: Halloween Retard Hunt : Post HERE everytime you beatup a spas - 10-18-2008, 10:11 PM

Yeah! hey brother Percy i saw a retard today and gutted her! now i have to tell you she did not expect that, she couldn't even scream just laying on the floor gasping for air like the demon spawn she was. I'm going to take my M16 and go 'tard hunting tommorow as well, praise!




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Default Re: Halloween Retard Hunt : Post HERE everytime you beatup a spas - 10-18-2008, 10:29 PM

Jesus does not like liars. A Godly weapon like an American made M16 would never be allowed on such an island of sexual deviants like Britain.

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Yeah! hey brother Percy i saw a retard today and gutted her! now i have to tell you she did not expect that, she couldn't even scream just laying on the floor gasping for air like the demon spawn she was. I'm going to take my M16 and go 'tard hunting tommorow as well, praise!




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Default Re: Halloween Retard Hunt : Post HERE everytime you beatup a spas - 10-18-2008, 10:34 PM

My fellow Jewish brother will support me 100%!


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It will be joo vs joo then. Who cares.

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Default Re: Halloween Retard Hunt : Post HERE everytime you beatup a spas - 10-18-2008, 10:41 PM

Dwarves can dent your doors Brother that is why I have this on the front of my Godly Ford© pickup


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Default Re: Halloween Retard Hunt : Post HERE everytime you beatup a spas - 10-21-2008, 11:04 PM

What a great thread this is Brother Percy and it give me chills!!! Allelooia!!

Yes, they gets retards out this time of year - they called SECULAR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW OUR JEASUS!!!!! Anyone that don't know the kind of deep piece and endwelling righteoussness that we does is a RETARD that deserve to get PUNKED!! and I gots no problem with doing some "missionary work" to go forth unta a lost world just to show these retards what Jeasus think of the're sorry asses. Whoo

I getting worked up here our church having a Hell-House - I painted the sign for "House of Eternal Blood" my buds say "dude, Jeasus is rockin' when he see that!" - but I'm not take no credit cus HIM inspire the sign. If I saw a outhouse and knew a secular re-tard Goth T-shirt wering secular person was in it I'D TIP IT, LIKE RIGHT KNOW AND DANCE ON IT SIDEWAYS PRAISING JEASUS!!


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Default Re: Halloween Retard Hunt : Post HERE everytime you beatup a spas - 10-27-2008, 07:55 PM

I don't know if this counts or not..... I found these two tards aimlessly wandering around the toy department and drooling on all the toys when I was in Wal-Mart this afternoon. I watched them for about 5 minutes because I just KNEW they were going to steal something.

Then I realized that the parents of these two drooling monsters were not near by. So I took a pic, then I opened up my box of Glad trash can liners and pulled one out. I then picked up the tards and put them in the bags and tied it tight. They thought I was playing a tard game with them so they did not struggle. I put them in the back of my SUV and drove to the gulch on Old Indian Massacre Road and threw them over into the raging river below.

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Default Re: Halloween Retard Hunt : Post HERE everytime you beatup a spas - 10-27-2008, 10:20 PM

I accidentally knocked over a person that looked suspiciously like a gay today (a severe case of the 'tardism) and may have accidentally crushed a stone (testicle) or two. Does that count? He'll definitely not be in Heaven, we know that, but does this count towards my kill-points?


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Default Re: Halloween Retard Hunt : Post HERE everytime you beatup a spas - 10-27-2008, 11:22 PM

I was able to take out a couple tards today with the 4x4 pickup. They were staggering and drooling in the road at the time.

I am getting new tires with a more aggressive tread so I can start off road tard hunting.

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Friends,

It occured to me that everyyear we go on our annual Landover Halloween witchhunt (aka see how many Wiccans and Goths we can beat up on the Devil's birthday) - but we are sadly neglecting the Devil's REAL children! Yes, i'm talking about spastics, cripples, downs-mongoloids and other filthy retards! Demons feebly disguised as disfigured twisted limbless human beings! It's enough to make Jesus puke!

We all know how much God hates these filthy spastics. Animals drooling all over themselves, barking like dogs, spitting their food all over their faces when they eat, and touching themselves in public. Friends, God wants us to put this Hell-bound human garbage in their places, ain't no doubt about that!

Heck, I've started already! I saw a real ugly spacker staggering down the street just the other day, and I 'accidentally' tripped her over on her ugly fat melon head! It was hilarious! She just lay there fitting like a Demon-possessed freak! I'm sure it made baby Jesus cry tears of joy! Praise!

So for this year's Witchhunt - let's set our targets on the 'tards! Glory!

Post here everytime you beat-up a 'tard* this Halloween!


*remember dwarfs, midgets, deaf, dumb and blind-folks count too!

WOW... are you joking? people that are born retarded deserve to be beaten? you wouldn't survive a second in los angeles. no one would tolerate the ignorance displayed all over this site. it's unfortunate that decent christians hardly exist at all. if you really believed in 'jesus' you would being saying half the shit you are. idiot.
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God plans to drop all you LA sodomites into the Pacific Ocean so what you rump rangers think really doesn't matter.

Enjoy hell sinner.


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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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God plans to drop all you LA sodomites into the Pacific Ocean so what you rump rangers think really doesn't matter.

Enjoy hell sinner.

i am actually straight. i am a woman that likes men. and FORTUNATELY i am educated. keep living in your little delusional world.
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God plans to drop all you LA sodomites into the Pacific Ocean so what you rump rangers think really doesn't matter.

Enjoy hell sinner.


religion will be abolished eventually anyway. then your pathetic self will have nothing to cling to for emotionally stability.
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Default Re: Halloween Retard Hunt : Post HERE everytime you beatup a spas - 10-29-2008, 09:20 PM

OK so you're a lesbean. Hope you can breath seawater sinner !




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27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Default Re: Halloween Retard Hunt : Post HERE everytime you beatup a spas - 10-29-2008, 09:24 PM

a lesbean? HAHA the proper spelling would be "lesbian" but i wouldn't expect you to know how to spell.

and if i am a woman, that likes MEN, i think that makes me not a lesbian... but straight.

boy oh boy, i really hope we start spending more money on education in this country. this is pathetic.
 

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