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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-14-2011, 02:49 PM
The foul sauce they slather over that Jap bukkake food is best to be avoided, Sister. Stay away from him.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-14-2011, 09:41 PM
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The foul sauce they slather over that Jap bukkake food is best to be avoided, Sister. Stay away from him.
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I checked it out. He actually wanted me to EAT IT!
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-14-2011, 10:44 PM
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I checked it out. He actually wanted me to EAT IT!
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Horrible, salty foreign muck. Never let him put it in your mouth.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-15-2011, 03:07 PM
well, I'm saving myself for Peyton Manning. I'm gonna marry him in the sight of God, and all of the Defeated, TN Baptist congregation! Once we're married, I'ma give him a big wet french fries kiss right on his handsome mouth!
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07-15-2011, 04:09 PM
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If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-17-2011, 01:27 AM
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Rev Jim,
What about manual-genital? (not the Mexican ManuEl, but ManuAl.)
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If you can't wait until she is twelve, what kind of animal are you anyway???
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-19-2011, 12:07 PM
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If you can't wait until she is twelve, what kind of animal are you anyway???
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Sorry Brother, i got no idea what your talking about here. My ownly question was "is it ok if i play with myself?"
Not....not like i ever do or anything.
Dont know where the 12 year old came in. Not from me.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-19-2011, 12:10 PM
A question. If is no OK to kiss a fiancé (although I can't see why it can be wrong) is it OK for to THINK of kissing a fiancé. I mean hypotheticle of course, because I am single and my sister have asked me so I ask because she want to know and so I can say her the answer because this dont affect me of course, but if she was maybe thinking of kiss or think about imagining a kiss whit a boy she likes or a boyfriend, you know just, like imagine they are in a embrace and his head on her chest and then they look in the each other's eyes and kiss gental and soft and caress they the faces and hair like really in love, then is OK this because she dont actually did the kiss but only think about it in her mind?
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07-19-2011, 12:17 PM
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then is OK this because she dont actually did the kiss but only think about it in her mind?
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If she wanted to borrow your homotherapy oinkment, later on - I'd say that it had probably not been OK, the kissing thought.
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07-19-2011, 12:18 PM
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If she wanted to borrow your homotherapy oinkment, later on - I'd say that it had probably not been OK, the kissing thought.
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Why would she want to borrow me the homotherapy oinkment? I'm confuse.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
07-19-2011, 12:49 PM
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Why would she want to borrow me the homotherapy oinkment? I'm confuse.
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In The Bible it is more usual to apply products such as spikenard to the feet John 12:3
In your other thread you mentioned
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..it was like really eslippy and esmell a little estrange but the more I rub me the belly whit this oinkment all over the more good feels it gave me. This are a miracle product.
..But of course then after I was whit the guilty feelings because I couldn't find nothing in the Bible
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and I'm not sure whether your sister ought to be enjoying the good feels while thinking about kissing her fiancé
In Mark 14:3 spikenard is applied to the head, and again I'm not sure how to advise your sister — you've never mentioned about her head.
PS - you had a cousin visit here recently (Macarena's sister?). Is she OK? Is she in Alcoy for the summer? Perhaps Macarena has gone to Tierra del Fuego to cool off, for a while? That would be nice. I could not recommend sharing any medications she might suggest.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
08-15-2011, 05:47 AM
I kiss everyone at church as God tells us in 2 Corinthians 13:12
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
08-15-2011, 06:35 AM
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I kiss everyone at church as God tells us in 2 Corinthians 13:12
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Please post the verse next time, friend:
(2 Corinthians 13:12) "Greet one another with an holy kiss."
Good grief, are you confusing a chaste kiss on the cheek with the satanic butter-churning activity displayed by hell-bound teenagers????
Are you confusing "greet" with "pre-fornication oral sex" ???
Are you confusing "holy" and "hole-y" ???
Get your mind out of the gutter, creep.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
08-15-2011, 07:00 AM
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I kiss everyone at church as God tells us in 2 Corinthians 13:12
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Please post the verse next time, friend:
(2 Corinthians 13:12) "Greet one another with an holy kiss."
Good grief..
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
08-15-2011, 04:45 PM
Kissing doesn't create babies, so it's no different from oral sex, sodomy, beastiality, and all other perversions (Perversion after all is defined as activities that don't create babies).
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
08-16-2011, 01:07 AM
i dont see how kissing a lady would be inappropiate. In these past like.. 2000 years? A kiss has been representing a sign of respect and love. And if you dont love your other half, why marry her?
If you put your penis in her vagina, how could an innocent kiss be so repulsive and forbidden?
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
08-16-2011, 05:02 AM
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i dont see how kissing a lady would be inappropiate. In these past like.. 2000 years? A kiss has been representing a sign of respect and love. And if you dont love your other half, why marry her?
If you put your penis in her cooter, how could an innocent kiss be so repulsive and forbidden?
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Try reading the original post before offering your unrequested, benighted Johnny Foreigner comments. It answers your question right there.
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
08-16-2011, 12:08 PM
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A kiss has been representing a sign of respect and love.
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There is a great difference between the Holy Kiss of Romans 16 or II Corinthians 13 and the mocking disrespect of heathens
particularly if they share a common currency with France
Those pictures do not show respect. They show contempt. Would you allow some "copulation-is-the-only-reason-for-living-phreak" to slobber over your sister? Genesis 34:31 (and remember these creeps were proposing "marriage" - not that any yolking with inferior types constitutes actual marriage as ordained by God: indeed it is specifically excluded).
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
08-16-2011, 02:54 PM
Years ago, I kissed a girl and I liked it. Fortunately, however, a Pastor caught me and was disgusted. He took me aside and spent many hours explaining to me the evil trap that women can be, and that we needed to protect our manly bodies, preparing them and protecting them from the evil temptresses that women can be. Ever since "the incident" I have managed to remain entirely withdrawn from the touch of a human female! I continue to pray that the Lord will direct a Godly wife to me, but so far He has remained steadfast that I must spend more time with the men-folk. Fortunately I also appreciate that time as well, and spend a great of time on my knees getting closer to Glory!
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Re: Should You Wait Until You're Married to Kiss??? -
08-28-2011, 04:15 PM
i refuse to believe that hand holding is considered a sin.
you people can't still be living in the dark ages.
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