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"TOFU" Judged Obscene in Colorado -
04-08-2009, 10:30 PM
THIS story only points up once again how the radical vegan community of witches has no morality whatsoever. Jesus wants us to eat meat, not slurp on some fake cheese stuff made out of oriental beans. If you do eat that slop, you certainly don't want to brag about it with an obscene epigram on your car.
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Woman's tofu license plate curdles in Colorado
DENVER – One Colorado woman's love for tofu has been judged X-rated by state officials. Kelly Coffman-Lee wanted to tell the world about her fondness for bean curd by picking certain letters for her SUV's license plate. Her suggestion for the plate: "ILVTOFU." But the Division of Motor Vehicles blocked her plan because they thought the combination of letters could be interpreted as profane.
Says Department of Revenue spokesman Mark Couch: "We don't allow 'FU' because some people could read that as street language for fornication."
Officials meet periodically to ensure state plates stay free of letters that abbreviate gang slang, drug terms or obscene phrases.
The 38-year-old Coffman-Lee says tofu is a staple of her family's diet because they are vegan and that the DMV misinterpreted her message.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: "TOFU" Judged Obscene in Colorado -
04-08-2009, 11:21 PM
Notice this harlot's name " Coffman-Lee", clearly her husband isn't good enough for this liberated-for-damnation modern woman. She can just as well drive down the street with a mattress strapped to her back.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: "TOFU" Judged Obscene in Colorado -
04-09-2009, 01:16 AM
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Notice this harlot's name " Coffman-Lee", clearly her husband isn't good enough for this liberated-for-damnation modern woman. She can just as well drive down the street with a mattress strapped to her back.
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She's a lesbo. They're the ones who do split names.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: "TOFU" Judged Obscene in Colorado -
04-09-2009, 03:16 AM
She eats tofu.
'Nuff said.
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Re: "TOFU" Judged Obscene in Colorado -
04-09-2009, 02:37 PM
Just another woman begging to get raped...
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Re: "TOFU" Judged Obscene in Colorado -
04-09-2009, 06:12 PM
This is a good time for me to re-post my delicious recipe for "mock tofu":
* Mix together chicken fat, puréed pork loin, and five cups of piping-hot tallow.
You'll never know the difference.
I loved Newt before Newt was invincible
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Re: "TOFU" Judged Obscene in Colorado -
04-11-2009, 04:08 PM
In other news, it has been scientifically proven that eating meat increases the chance of cancer/heart disease by nearly 40% compared to vegetarians. So, yeah.. if that means christians will die faster then by all means keep eating meat please!
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Re: "TOFU" Judged Obscene in Colorado -
04-11-2009, 04:20 PM
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Originally Posted by DevonStraight
In other news, it has been scientifically proven that eating meat increases the chance of cancer/heart disease by nearly 40% compared to vegetarians. So, yeah.. if that means christians will die faster then by all means keep eating meat please!
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OK DevonStraight, or should I say, " Ms Kelly Coffman-Lee"????
Pushing your profits by spamming (and that's meat) Landover are we???
Using made up statistics that contravene the Word of God, Eh?
Psalms:78:25: Man did eat angels' food: he sent them meat to the full.
Well you can just clear off from this Godly board as you are spreading lies and deceit here for commercial gain!
PS Is it true you're an ugly, fat, godless lezbean, who spend her life making rope sandals from recycled copies of the Joo York Times?
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Re: "TOFU" Judged Obscene in Colorado -
04-11-2009, 04:42 PM
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OK DevonStraight, or should I say, "Ms Kelly Coffman-Lee"????
Pushing your profits by spamming (and that's meat) Landover are we???
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My profits? What are you mumbling about?
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Using made up statistics that contravene the Word of God, Eh?
Psalms:78:25: Man did eat angels' food: he sent them meat to the full.
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These statistics have been gathered by observing thousands of people and their eating behaviour. I was part of the research.
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Well you can just clear off from this Godly board as you are spreading lies and deceit here for commercial gain!
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No, no, you're getting the wrong idea. Consume as much meat as you want.
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PS Is it true you're an ugly, fat, godless lezbean, who spend her life making rope sandals from recycled copies of the Joo York Times?
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Even if i were, so what? Stop going offtopic please.
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Re: "TOFU" Judged Obscene in Colorado -
04-11-2009, 04:44 PM
So, it's true!!
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Re: "TOFU" Judged Obscene in Colorado -
04-11-2009, 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by DevonStraight
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Using made up statistics that contravene the Word of God, Eh?
Psalms:78:25: Man did eat angels' food: he sent them meat to the full.
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These statistics have been gathered by observing thousands of people and their eating behaviour. I was part of the research.
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So it's your word without any citations or reference to papers of godless secular scientists, or that Of God... Hmmm... now who are we to believe?
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No, no, you're getting the wrong idea. Consume as much meat as you want.
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Changed your tune eh? You admit that you made up the figures?
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Re: being an ugly lezbean: - Even if i were, so what?
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Not denying it eh? Your word is even more worthless (if that is possible) Abominations and women don't preach to men becasue they know nothing.
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Re: "TOFU" Judged Obscene in Colorado -
04-11-2009, 04:53 PM
I think that anyone who eats tofu in a public place where children might be able to see them should be put on the Sex Offenders' Register.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: "TOFU" Judged Obscene in Colorado -
04-11-2009, 06:49 PM
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And you're incapable of doing a simple google search because?....
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None of those links take me to the Bible. Do you have any Biblical evidence for your claims?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: "TOFU" Judged Obscene in Colorado -
04-11-2009, 06:59 PM
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And you're incapable of doing a simple google search because?....
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It isn't me who's making outrageous and non-biblical claims son, it's you - your laziness in not supporting your original claim is the error here.
I looked and I saw that some people died and some people ate meat. There a lot of questions not asked here and I'll bet that the figures are open to other interpretations.
Anyway, I'm forgiving your arrogance and rudeness at the moment because of your immaturity, what are you doing here? How much do you love Jesus?
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