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Default Hello. How are you? - 10-28-2014, 09:02 PM

I have never been to church or read the Bible but I have a Christian friend who uh believes lots differently to you dudes and dudettes. She's very kind and compassionate to people and every thing. But really just had a question or two. Since you guys are a bit confused on the difference be tween physical//mental disabilities and demon possession//affliction....

My Christian friend has lots of physical disabilities genetically inherited like Fibromyalgia and PCOS. Yeah I disagree with the self righteous BS of this group but I was wondering what you guys take on those illnesses are. Oh and her PCOS makes it hard for her to have children so would that make her "use less"? She's been the recipient of miracles and has seen many miracles too and she denounces//rebukes//what ever the devil dude so....I can only more so believe her God of miracles and love for people over what ever it is you got goin on here.

And my wife has a mild form of Autism called Aspergers and I guarantee you that's not any thing to do with what you claim it has to do with. Fact.

I hope I didn't offend just some of the stuff here is so far out ludicrous that I think you'd have to be brain washed blobs to believe it. That's my opinion though. You don't have to agree. I just don't get it why you'd want to believe THIS "god" over the God my friend worships at her church. ((And God or she would never rejoice in people burning in Hell I mean come on....What kind of ass do you have to be to laugh at the pain of any fellow person....))
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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 10-28-2014, 09:32 PM

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I have never been to church or read the Bible... blaaaaaaaa about some false Christian cripple.
Then you have come to the right place, friend. Jesus brought you here so you could read the Bible and take note of His real message of love and compassion and burning people who don't believe in Him forever and ever in a lake of fire.

Do you want to burn? The cripple is doomed anyway, unless God heals her, and there are loads of able bodies women to marry. Forget her.
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18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, 19 or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded, 20 or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken; 21 no man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
Wow, I just read in all your drivel about your life that you have a real thing for crippled women. Has your retarded wife given birth to any sons? Were they retarded? Have you had her checked for demons?
Matthew 12:22

Then was brought unto him one possessed with a devil, blind, and dumb: and he healed him, insomuch that the blind and dumb both spake and saw.
If Jesus loved your wife he would have healed her of that demon already. Can't you have her put in an asylum and remarry with someone who will give you strong sons?

Get yourself to a True Christian church at once and get some proper relationship advice on how to marry a clean woman this time and how to get her committed. You might even get your money back from her father if he didn't tell you she was possessed before the wedding.



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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 10-28-2014, 09:36 PM

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((And God or she would never rejoice in people burning in Hell I mean come on....What kind of ass do you have to be to laugh at the pain of any fellow person....))
Wow! I just saw this in all that waffle of yours as well.
Psalm 37:12,13
12The wicked plotteth against the just, and gnasheth upon him with his teeth.

13The Lord shall laugh at him: for he seeth that his day is coming.
You really do need to read your Bible and come to terms with the fact God hates you unless you worship and obey Him.



Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 10-28-2014, 09:56 PM

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I just don't get it why you'd want to believe THIS "god" over the God my friend worships at her church.
It's not about what we want, dear friend. If our God and your friend's god have different attributes, then they cannot both be the One True God. To determine which it is, we go to the one reliable guide to God's attributes — the Bible. We believe certain things about God because the Bible tells us so. Your friend believes certain things about her god ... well, on what basis?


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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 10-29-2014, 12:14 AM

1. Even secular doctors say fibromyalgia isn't real.

2. Uterine cysts are God's way of telling her she is not worthy of bearing fruit, clearly due to her false Christian beliefs.

3. Assburgers is a gateway mindset to atheism and homerism.


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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 10-29-2014, 02:06 AM

Why did you marry a retard? Don't you get retard babies that way?



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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 10-29-2014, 02:10 AM

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Why did you marry a retard? Don't you get retard babies that way?



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He didn't marry a retard. He's only 15, and the DOF tell me he's a queer.


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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 10-29-2014, 02:51 AM

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He didn't marry a retard. He's only 15, and the DOF tell me he's a queer.
I'm 20 not 15. My wife is 22. But you have one thing right. I didn't marry a retard! We have 3 boys. The newest are twins. Wife is preggos now with our first daughter and I'm excited.
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physical//mental disabilities
demon possession//affliction
Fibromyalgia
PCOS
Autism
Aspergers
worships at her church
Those are all manifestations of demonic activity. Jesus was very clear on this point and explained the differences between illness and demon possession. Luke, who authored eyewitmess accounts of the time he spent with Jesus and of historical material relating to the Apostles before, during & after Jesus' ascension into Heaven was a doctor who also distinguished between the two. In some cases a person may be ill AND demon possessed. Individuals occupied by the "Asperger" demon (to pick one from your list) can also get hayfever.

It is the last item that concerns me. Whatever that "church" is worshipping is most certainly not God. Presumably they're worshipping something, a pope maybe or "Mary" (actually Astarte masquerading as Jesus' mother) or tigers or some invisible goblin I have no idea what abominations people might dream up under satanic influence. All "churches" (or mosques or temples of various types, Mormon, Hindu, Buddhist) contradicting God obviously are not worshipping God.

There are two elements I would like to share with you. The first has already been introduced by my friend who has himself been Redeemed from papism and understands the lies taught in false "churches" and I don't need to elaborate the point that demon possessed persons are not permitted in the Congregation of The LORD. The second is that Christians have their illnesses/infirmities healed. Not my opinion. Fact. Indeed there is no room for opinion where God has revealed The Truth.

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7:15
And the LORD will take away from thee all sickness, and will put none of the evil diseases of Egypt, which thou knowest, upon thee; but will lay them upon all them that hate thee.
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Very important here is that God will heal ALL sickness, ALL evil diseases. God does not say "most diseases" or "all sickness except Asperger syndrome" does He. All does not mean some. Continuing with the historical record we find that God promises to make a way for heathens to be Redeemed from demons. Obviously heathens who persist in worshipping devils reject this promise and are exempt from the 100% efficacy of God's promise. And in Isaiah the prophecy concerning Jesus specifically mentions healing.

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53:4-5
Surely he hath borne our griefs, and carried our sorrows: yet we did esteem him stricken, smitten of God, and afflicted. But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed.
KJV .. look up . context

Injury is always necessary. Jesus was injured—stripes are the result of whipping—to the point of death. Even beyond death. Therefore we know that His sacrifice is efficacious. I find that so exciting. Jesus died to offer me the chance of Salvation.

PSALMS
103:2a, 3
Bless the LORD.. Who forgiveth all thine iniquities; who healeth all thy diseases;
KJV .. look up . context

Christians worship God. Notice how He is entirely consistent with His Certain Promise in Deuteronomy? The passage of time does not diminish His quantitative assurance which remains at 100%. Popes do not understand this as we saw today when their minions at St Josephs Catholic Hospital in Monrovia requested more people to "pray the rosary" for deliverance from the Ebola in Liberia. I'd put that at about 0%. People who are not healed, not delivered from demons 100% of the time are praying to the wrong god. How do we know this? Because they are not healed. In Monrovia most of the doctors are now dead and devil nuns continue to spout nonsense. They also want money because "medical equipment" is so expensive. If their pope sold just one gilded palace he could fund the whole shebang. But will he sell..?

The centuries passed. Jesus arrived. See what happens when God is with us. Exactly as promised. What promise is relied upon by your friend?

MATTHEW
8:16-17
When the even was come, they brought unto him many that were possessed with devils: and he cast out the spirits with his word, and healed all that were sick: That it might be fulfilled which was spoken by Esaias the prophet, saying, Himself took our infirmities, and bare our sicknesses.
KJV .. look up . context

Both categories represented here. Sick. Possessed with devils (who are additionally confirmed as spirits). Unanswered prayers are addressed to evil spirits. After Jesus ascended up through the sky and into Heaven, another promise was activated. The promise of The Holy Spirit. This is the Promise experienced by all Christians (but not by anyone else). Where in your experience do you see this Promise? Anywhere? Or nowhere.

JAMES
5:13-15
Is any among you afflicted? let him pray. Is any merry? let him sing psalms. Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
KJV .. look up . context

From the earliest days of history to the present, this promise is secure. Never has it been unfilfulled. As The LORD neglected to heal, to exorcise, to love those who keep His Commandments and adhere to the conditions associated with the Gift Of Salvation. The ebola or the autism or the womb afflictions evaporate instantaneously today just as they did in the time of Moses or David or Isaiah or Jesus (as attested by Matthew) or James (as attested by The Holy Ghost) and all demons flee from His Presence, as is attested by the fulfillment of His Promise made so long ago even in His Church today.
The afflicted who remain afflicted have no such experience and whatever they think they're worshipping in their "churches" can in no way be God.
The monster they declare cares nothing for their suffering.
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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 10-29-2014, 06:03 AM

Who is to say God isn't gonna heal them? May be He is. You can't tell Him when He is gonna heal or not. May be He has a purpose for them with that.

Let me guess....Next you'll tell me Utau is evil and demonic. *Laughs*
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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 10-29-2014, 06:24 AM

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I'm 20 not 15. My wife is 22. But you have one thing right. I didn't marry a retard! We have 3 boys. The newest are twins. Wife is preggos now with our first daughter and I'm excited.
You are excited for a daughter!?! I am a woman, and I understand my place. No, I am not brainwashed. My father has let me see the sickular world and I have chosen with God's word that I am to be a True Christian woman. Also, sons are far more valuable than daughters. I mean, they are more capable, competent and more valuable. Us women are just tools to help the men do their jobs in serving the Lord!


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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 10-29-2014, 06:26 AM

Goodness, there are just so many things to unpack in here. First, welcome to our friendly forums. I'm glad to see the Lord Christ Jesus has led you here. I pray you will open your heart to His Truth.

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I have never been to church or read the Bible but I have a Christian friend who uh believes lots differently to you dudes and dudettes. She's very kind and compassionate to people and every thing. But really just had a question or two. Since you guys are a bit confused on the difference be tween physical//mental disabilities and demon possession//affliction....
If you've never read the Bible, then how do you know who Christ is? If you don't know who Christ is, how can you know your friend is a Christian? Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in the garage makes you a car.

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My Christian friend has lots of physical disabilities genetically inherited like Fibromyalgia and PCOS.
Why has she not repented of her sin and asked the elders of her church to pray for her (James 5:14-15)?

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but I was wondering what you guys take on those illnesses are. Oh and her PCOS makes it hard for her to have children so would that make her "use less"?
Not useless, no. She was created for God's Glory (Isaiah 48:9-11). Whether she will glorify Him by being a recipient of His tender love and mercy, or she will glorify Him by being a recipient of His Righteous Justice and suffer for eternity in Hell is a question we cannot answer. If I were you though, I'd get right on her to start confessing. You never know when the Lord might decide to hit her with a bus or something.

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She's been the recipient of miracles
If that's so, then why is she still deformed?

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and has seen many miracles too and she denounces//rebukes//what ever the devil dude so....I can only more so believe her God of miracles and love for people over what ever it is you got goin on here.
Can she stop hemorrhages? Can she withstand the temptations of Satan? Can she raise the dead? Can she make fish jump into nets with gold coins in their mouths? If not, I wouldn't count on her silly little denouncing act because Jesus said we can do all these and more (John 14:12). If she can't do them, then clearly Jesus isn't on her side.

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I just don't get it why you'd want to believe THIS "god" over the God my friend worships at her church.
Because her god is a figment of her imagination, silly!


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Default Re: Yo. 'Sup? - 10-29-2014, 06:32 AM

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Who is to say God isn't gonna heal them? May be He is. You can't tell Him when He is gonna heal or not. May be He has a purpose for them with that.

Let me guess....Next you'll tell me Utau is evil and demonic. *Laughs*
Check out the present tense.
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Next you'll tell me Utau is evil and demonic.
Utau isn't a word. You've mocked God one too many times and now He's given you a stroke and made you retarded. Didn't you feel it coming on when you wrote 'May be' instead of 'maybe'? If you had started praying right then and there, God might have spared you.


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Utau isn't a word. You've mocked God one too many times and now He's given you a stroke and made you retarded. Didn't you feel it coming on when you wrote 'May be' instead of 'maybe'? If you had started praying right then and there, God might have spared you.
Uh....You have some screws loose. I haven't mocked God at all only the cray cray BS up in here. And by the way educate your self. Utau is a program which turns your voice in to a singing instrument ((Voice synthesizer program not un like Vocaloid)). It's one of my passions but I'll bet it's evil right? Be cause any thing good is apparently evil since it's not bashing people who don't automatically join your cult and fart out Hellfire on any one YOU deem un fit? So far that's what I have gathered by all these posts.
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Default Re: Hello. How are you? - 10-29-2014, 07:27 AM

You haven't responded to any of the Scripture refutung your position and I must say that the voice is already a musical instrument unless you can tell that you're singing the wrong note I suppose but don't know whether to shift the pitch higher or lower to get the right note

In which case I'd recommend taking up the gamelan.
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Default Re: Hello. How are you? - 10-29-2014, 07:41 AM

Great, another AutoTune weirdo.



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Default Re: Hello. How are you? - 10-29-2014, 08:06 AM

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You haven't responded to any of the Scripture refutung your position and I must say that the voice is already a musical instrument unless you can tell that you're singing the wrong note I suppose but don't know whether to shift the pitch higher or lower to get the right note

In which case I'd recommend taking up the gamelan.
I don't have a position other than I think you guys are wacked. I'm not religious so uh. What exactly do you want me to debate? I think all of this is plain crazy//brain washing stuff all though interesting. Of course that's only my opinion and you can just do what ever with it.

Utau is not Auto Tune at all. Utau is a program in which you record syllables and then can make your voice sing it in what ever way by composing the music and lyrics your self in to the program. Most of us use it to create actual singing characters which say give a voice to our own OCs we make up. It's pretty fun. ((I like to sing normally too but some of my friends can't//don't and lend me their voices for Utau)).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrvV-LEpRCE
There was my first attempt at a Utau UST with Vocalshifter. Used my friend's Utau for him. So....It is not Auto Tune or any thing like it. Auto Tune applies effects to a voice all ready recorded singing. Utau is a composing tool in it self. Only you use a voice//lyric input in stead of other instruments. It's clean fun so I wanted your opinion but it's more clear that any thing that is "weirdo" material is evil? Or that is the vibe I get. Any thing YOU don't like is deemed evil? Correct me by your god's verses if I'm wrong. Be cause I see some things here that....Well NO BODY would think of as "evil" that some how you twist in to being evil? What's the criteria? Cause so far seems like "I don't personally like this....It's satanic."
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Great, another AutoTune weirdo.
Many electronic instruments are actually employed to do stuff the designers never anticipated. Take the Hammond organ. It was made to emulate pipe organ timbres (for those down-market congregations I am not thinking of any clade in particular) but before you know it the thing gets co-opted for many "novel" applications much like the electric guitar. Jazz fusion and acid rock spring to mind here. Satan central. Or the synthesizer or more recently the sampler. In the hands of demon possessed musicians and crazed nerd programmers a labyrinth of alternatives become possible. A sampler reprogrammed as a sequencer, for example, can achieve things neither inventor ever dreamed of. Injected voice samples chopped up into unintelligible stutterings in any order you like might command activities never dreamed of by the audience, much like the commands of square dance callers whose words translate into immediate responses from befoozled revellers. I have asked them. Did they know what they were going to call next? No. They didn't it ran fron their mouths like ectoplasm a single mind enveloped all. I was reminded of the macrobes - demons dumbed down so that C. S. Lewis could get his point across about meta-human influences commanding detached skulls and frothing brains for their libidinous debauch in That Hideous Strength.

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These i-spik-your-weight devices are no better. Intended to compensate for differences between tempered and untempered instruments—for which they'd be very effective—they were immediately pounced on by demons of every persuasion to seduce and corrupt an entire generation. Pitch shifting beyond a few cents, except where violinists or guitarists play notes up to a minor 3rd sharp for "impact" I suppose, stimulated brain regions having common functions with the endocrine system and just look what's happened since! Central Business Districts awash with vomit after about 3 a.m., people announcing what a great weekend they had they can't remember anything, decriminalising of absinthe across the Occident and lobby groups agitating for every perversion after all, they insinuate, why shouldn't men be able to marry their brothers? Or their sisters one another?

The lie is clear. Marriage is about progeny not narcissistic "identity" and no homosexualist will deny it.

Satan's agenda from the square dance caller to the auto-tune abomination (as actually applied in the sleaze pits of new Sodom) has not changed one jot. Everyone is welcome. No-one is safe.

How unlike True Christianity where everyone who is welcomed is, absolutely, safe. Safe for Eternity.


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Also, sons are far more valuable than daughters.
Exactly, dear friend. The Lord has even quantified how much more valuable sons are than daughters:

[Leviticus 27:5-6 KJV] 5 And if [it be] from five years old even unto twenty years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male twenty shekels, and for the female ten shekels. 6 And if [it be] from a month old even unto five years old, then thy estimation shall be of the male five shekels of silver, and for the female thy estimation [shall be] three shekels of silver.

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I haven't mocked God at all only the cray cray BS up in here.
You still don't get it, do you, Dagny? As several of us have explained to you, and as you haven't attempted to refute, our belief system comes straight from God's inspired and preserved Word, the King James Bible. We are not liberal false Christians who reimagine God as our celestial yes-man. Therefore, whenever you mock what we believe, you do mock Him.


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