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Default Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home - 04-10-2009, 02:07 PM

Lordy! Dora Denkins has dropped off so many Easter Bunnies onto my porch during the past month, I Fear I can no longer Feed them all. So for a small Love Offering, I have decided to offer for adoption a few of these little Darlins:



Look at his precious little sweater! "NO Athians Allowed!"



I'm Praying to JESUS you'll give me a slice of pineapple off your Easter Ham!




Want to have a Dooteronomy Dool?



We'll take Care of all your gardening needs!



An Easter Basket full of Pure Joy®


And last not but least....What a Funny Bunny!!!

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Default Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home - 04-10-2009, 04:18 PM

Where's Mrs. Roberts? I'm sure she could make a rodent pie good home for them.
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Default Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home - 04-10-2009, 08:40 PM

So human! which is approximately what Mary Magdalene said, when she met Jesus on the road after He rose from the dead.


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Default Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home - 04-11-2009, 12:00 AM

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Lordy! Dora Denkins has dropped off so many Easter Bunnies onto my porch during the past month, I Fear I can no longer Feed them all. So for a small Love Offering, I have decided to offer for adoption a few of these little Darlins:





We'll take Care of all your gardening needs!

An Easter Basket full of Pure Joy®

And last not but least....What a Funny Bunny!!!
This pair looks like it might be homo. That might explain the way their little hands sort of dangle from the wrists. I think I'll hold out for a Pug Puppy!
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Default Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home - 04-11-2009, 12:03 AM

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Lordy! Dora Denkins has dropped off so many Easter Bunnies onto my porch during the past month, I Fear I can no longer Feed them all. So for a small Love Offering, I have decided to offer for adoption a few of these little Darlins:


We'll take Care of all your gardening needs!
Aww! They're just like little Mexijicians. Except that I bet with enough care and attention, it'd probably be possible to house-train them, so they're not really that much like Meskins after all.


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Default Re: Precious and Adorable - For Adoption to a Good Christian Home - 04-11-2009, 12:28 PM

Oh.my.God. Oh, JESUS CHRIST!!!!!

I must shamefacedly apologize to you good Members for letting this limp-wristed duo somehow sneak past my gimlet Christian eye.

ECCE HOMER!

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You're Right, Nurse, the one on the left does have a decidedly "ratty" look about him.

Has Satan/Dora Denkins deceived me here?
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Hmmm. I don't know Sister SUV. We are but women and need a Pastors clarification on this one.
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You are Correct, Nurse. I now see that not one single Pastor has yet commented on this thread.

(Are they all going to "bitch" me, then, in Church today? On EASTER SUNDAY? And here I was preparing to put a few of these deelightful little Bunnies into the Collection Basket, too)


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You're Right, Nurse, the one on the left does have a decidedly "ratty" look about him.

Has Satan/Dora Denkins deceived me here?
Especially when all what a watermark of a popular rat website, they clearly could not be rats.


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Especially when all what a watermark of a popular rat website, they clearly could not be rats.
First, I didn't know there was such a thing as a "popular rat website."

Secondly, I suppose "Fox News" is all about foxes, then?

You can't judge a book by its cover.

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First, I didn't know there was such a thing as a "popular rat website."

Secondly, I suppose "Fox News" is all about foxes, then?

You can't judge a book by its cover.

Except the Bible.
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A "popular rat website" must be one which tells us how to best prevent the dreaded, upcoming RA10 ("Rat Attack 2010")
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