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Default Introduction - 03-24-2014, 09:54 PM

Hello my friends. Finally I have found a forum suitable for real Christians like myself.

My name is Henry and I used to be a dirty, filthy alcoholic atheist. I used to think I knew it all and often watched ridiculous videos featuring demons such as Christopher Hitchens, Neil DeGrasse Tyson and other monkey loving ignorant fools.

One day i was being a typical atheist scumbag and because I was so blind I accidentally wandered into my local church, Ebenezer Chapel. There were about 4 people in there getting ready for an evening of worship and I started mocking them with my circular logic and asked them if god could make a curry so hot that he couldn't eat it. I felt proud of my powerful faith destroying statement and turned around to walk out only for the wind to blow the church door shut and slam me in the face.

I was then informed it was God's way of making me stay. And I knew from that very moment that God was real and was calling me.

I have been in love with God ever since that day and was no longer an alcoholic. The only thing I thirsted for was the blood of Christ.

That's my testimony, I'm ashamed of my former ways. But I hope with your help I can become a better man.
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