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God smites Benoît Mandelbrot, drug-addicted antiChristian -
10-17-2010, 05:39 AM
God has stuck down french mathmatician Benoît Mandelbrot, in retaliation for his denial of the Bible, and his promotion of psychadelic drugs.
SPITTING ON THE FACE OF BABY JESUS:
Benoît Mandelbrot, like other followers of liberal-bias mathamatics, believe that Pi - the ratio of the circumference to the diameter of a circle - is 3.141592654-etc. However, through True Science, we discover that Pi is actually a perfect 3:
He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits high. It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it. Below the rim, gourds encircled it – ten to a cubit. -1 Kings 7:23-26 (KJV)
Thus, we have proved that beliefs in Trigonometry, Radians, Complex numbers, , Circular motion, Physics, Electrostatic force, Isotropic transmission and so on are false.
PSYCHADELIC DRUGS:
There are many ways advertise and assist psychadelic states of mind. Psychadelic music and lava lamps are the most famous. Also stirred into the witches brew of psychadelia is images like this:
Benoît Mandelbrot personally consorted with Satan. Without having personally seen hell, how could he have drawn this:
He also seems to be the inventor of tentacle-porn, previously thought to be limited to Japan:
Burn in hell, Benoît Mandelbrot.
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Re: God smites Benoît Mandelbrot, drug-addicted antiChristian -
10-17-2010, 08:58 AM
Indeed. Somewhere in the fractal universe are actual images of Satan and his lair.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: God smites Benoît Mandelbrot, drug-addicted antiChristian -
10-17-2010, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Jeb Thurmond
God has stuck down french mathmatician Benoît Mandelbrot, in retaliation for his denial of the Bible, and his promotion of psychadelic drugs.
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Benoît Mandelbrot 20 November 1924 – 14 October 2010 age 85.
Current world average life expectancy 67.2
Current Male average life expectancy USA 75.6
Highest current Male average life expectancy Japan 79.0
So any claim that he was stuck down early does not really stand up does it.
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Re: God smites Benoît Mandelbrot, drug-addicted antiChristian -
10-17-2010, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
Benoît Mandelbrot 20 November 1924 – 14 October 2010 age 85.
Current world average life expectancy 67.2
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That doesn't mean God doesn't hate Benoît Mandelbrot. It just means God hates African babies more than He hates Benoît Mandelbrot.
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Re: God smites Benoît Mandelbrot, drug-addicted antiChristian -
10-17-2010, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
So any claim that he was stuck down early does not really stand up does it.
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Where did it say he was struck down early?
God struck him down at exactly the right time; that time being exactly when God felt like it.
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Re: God smites Benoît Mandelbrot, drug-addicted antiChristian -
10-17-2010, 11:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Lycia The Repentant
Where did it say he was struck down early?
God struck him down at exactly the right time; that time being exactly when God felt like it.
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Still does not stand up as a claim that "god" stuck him down in retaliation for his denial of the Bible.
An old man dies Oh it is a miracle, it must have been cause he hated "god"
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Re: God smites Benoît Mandelbrot, drug-addicted antiChristian -
10-17-2010, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie
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Have your pasta-huffing ways caused you to confuse me with a brand of spandex?
"Yea, they spake against God; they said, Can God furnish a table in the wilderness? Behold, he smote the rock, that the waters gushed out, and the streams overflowed; can he give bread also? can he provide flesh for his people? Therefore the LORD heard this, and was wroth: so a fire was kindled against Jacob, and anger also came up against Israel; Because they believed not in God, and trusted not in his salvation:" Psalm 78:19-22
Its simple Mr. Freddie, if you die as an unbeliever, you got smote. If you die when you are Saved, its called going to Heaven.
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Re: God smites Benoît Mandelbrot, drug-addicted antiChristian -
11-10-2010, 12:36 AM
I hope you don't like video games casue without him they would suck. And not to mention he only rediscovered fractals, the builder of Rossyln Chapel was one of the firsts.
Odd how you hate Mandelbrot when i know you love those ornamental Churches! I bet you hate snow flakes as well. i bet you go outseide with a blow torch smiting god for all the evil coming down upon you. I bet you hate all of nature! You should be cast in a cave so you don't have to be surrounded by all this evil.
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Re: God smites Benoît Mandelbrot, drug-addicted antiChristian -
11-10-2010, 12:41 AM
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Originally Posted by RomanK
I hope you don't like video games casue without him they would suck. And not to mention he only rediscovered fractals, the builder of Rossyln Chapel was one of the firsts.
Odd how you hate Mandelbrot when i know you love those ornamental Churches!
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Not at all. Rosslyn Chapel and those ornamental "churches" are nothing more than the Mary-worshipping grounds of the Papists. You won't find a single fractal in a True Christian™ Baptist church! I can see why the ring-kissing Catholics might be influenced by psychedelics in their church design, but you'd be hard pressed to find a True Christian™ who agrees with it.
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Re: God smites Benoît Mandelbrot, drug-addicted antiChristian -
11-16-2010, 10:41 PM
A True Christian Fashist on the other hand is very easy to find.
Lies are just as good as truth is everyone believes them.
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