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Brethren, Sistren, Friends, and the enemies of Comrades everywhere, we must unite in our efforts to obfuscate the English language into logical incomprehensibility. It has become more important now than ever before in the literate history of Christ's rule, since the Book of Genesis was written. But I digress...

All that we have built since the enemies of Christ killed Him and died off during periods of atheist rule is endangered by a monetary system that we cannot control. We will rebuild. Jesus promised me this personally, making me a Truer Christian™ than the author of the Book of Revelation (with the exception of the Anti-Christ, who is an angel of light in disguise as Jesus).

Demons from outer space contacted me during a relapse into Satanism which I had years ago, (preceding my brief disfellowship from the One True Church). Since then I have learned many things...

For one, I reread the Bible, as I do everyday, and discovered that between the lines, there is a magnificent hue of whiteness, obviously projected onto the page by atheists trying to convince black people to recycle. Offended by the interspersal of Egyptian phallus worship associated with this subject, I chose to read the all-too-familiar words proving that I was doomed to Hell by my own failures in the realm of spirit. I later found my old Tarot cards, and decided to burn them.

The very next day I awoke, and the newspaper on my breakfast table foretold a prophecy, obviously a conspiracy conducted by the unsatisfied wife of a False Christian Pastor.

The prophecy stated that I would someday be judged for my sins along with unbelievers. I discarded it in a scrap heap and went back to burning the old VooDoo Dolls I used to employ as "cum rags", when I was an adherent to the African Religion of Pre-Christianity, called magic by some, Satanism by others, and Science or "Truth" by those who deny Christian Theocratic Nationalist, Dominionist Rule. (Someday we will unite the world in a war against the Murderers of Jesus, who are gathered into the same gravesite, [probably somewhere in Iceland] but I digress...).

How will a Jew survive, after we agitate the Muslims the way we intend to with our foreign policy of preeminent war? Perhaps Christ will return to embrace us then, without the fear of reciprocity for loving us in such a Godly fashion.

May He kick the dust off His long travailed shoes upon the mats of unwelcome homes, such as those that homeless people would choose to stay in, if nuclear bombs were made more affordable in accordance with the Second Amendment.

So, I welcome you to query this post, my liberal, Federally aligned friends, who dwell in the trenches of future wars, without your superior education, bottom dwellers, like Christ Himself, who worshiped the impoverished man, and spared His energy for war, in a desperate season. I welcome you to discover this in your football-field sized servers, which hack the private thoughts of innocent Christians, wishing only to make a dime, within the New Secular Order that you have created for your demonic emissaries from outer space.

How will you survive, without persecuted Christians to run your stock markets, your news stations, your "lesser" governments (such as those of the Original States, the Independent Nations, the Corporations, and the Baptist Churches of the world, when we fly off into the sky, upon the wings of the well suckled teat of our Godly Warrior Messiah? Huh? What will you do then, liberals?

I dare you to burn me like you did the Branch Davidians, in your conspiracy theory generating system of unChristian lies and abominations straight out of the Bible. I dare you in prayer, and in my heart, to piffle with me about the context of God's word, of the Problem of Evil as demonstrated by every philosophy with a brain in his head... I dare you to piffle with me about God, because my Pastor is a Gnostic Saint, and you are just a taxpaying mongrel species from outer space, if you truly acknowledge the eugenic science and UFOology that your atheist priest, Adolf Hitler, acknowledged during life.

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Default Re: LBC Overrun by Hackers, Prostitutes, Feds, Witches, and Private Investigators for Liberal Corporations - 04-21-2014, 04:32 AM

Brother Billy Bob, I didn't understand hardly any of what you just said, but I'm sure it was all true, because you are about as Godly as they come. Praise!


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Default Re: LBC Overrun by Hackers, Prostitutes, Feds, Witches, and Private Investigators for Liberal Corporations - 04-21-2014, 04:39 AM

Brother BB has been up in the hills tending his still artisian well for the last few days...


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Oh, that's good. I thought it was just me!
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Default Re: LBC Overrun by Hackers, Prostitutes, Feds, Witches, and Private Investigators for Liberal Corporations - 04-21-2014, 08:35 AM

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Brethren, Sistren, Friends, and the enemies of Comrades everywhere, we must unite in our efforts to obfuscate the English language into logical incomprehensibility. It has become more important now than ever before in the literate history of Christ's rule, since the Book of Genesis was written. But I digress...

All that we have built since the enemies of Christ killed Him and died off during periods of atheist rule is endangered by a monetary system that we cannot control. We will rebuild. Jesus promised me this personally, making me a Truer Christian™ than the author of the Book of Revelation (with the exception of the Anti-Christ, who is an angel of light in disguise as Jesus).

Demons from outer space contacted me during a relapse into Satanism which I had years ago, (preceding my brief disfellowship from the One True Church). Since then I have learned many things...

For one, I reread the Bible, as I do everyday, and discovered that between the lines, there is a magnificent hue of whiteness, obviously projected onto the page by atheists trying to convince black people to recycle. Offended by the interspersal of Egyptian phallus worship associated with this subject, I chose to read the all-too-familiar words proving that I was doomed to Hell by my own failures in the realm of spirit. I later found my old Tarot cards, and decided to burn them.

The very next day I awoke, and the newspaper on my breakfast table foretold a prophecy, obviously a conspiracy conducted by the unsatisfied wife of a False Christian Pastor.

The prophecy stated that I would someday be judged for my sins along with unbelievers. I discarded it in a scrap heap and went back to burning the old VooDoo Dolls I used to employ as "cum rags", when I was an adherent to the African Religion of Pre-Christianity, called magic by some, Satanism by others, and Science or "Truth" by those who deny Christian Theocratic Nationalist, Dominionist Rule. (Someday we will unite the world in a war against the Murderers of Jesus, who are gathered into the same gravesite, [probably somewhere in Iceland] but I digress...).

How will a Jew survive, after we agitate the Muslims the way we intend to with our foreign policy of preeminent war? Perhaps Christ will return to embrace us then, without the fear of reciprocity for loving us in such a Godly fashion.

May He kick the dust off His long travailed shoes upon the mats of unwelcome homes, such as those that homeless people would choose to stay in, if nuclear bombs were made more affordable in accordance with the Second Amendment.

So, I welcome you to query this post, my liberal, Federally aligned friends, who dwell in the trenches of future wars, without your superior education, bottom dwellers, like Christ Himself, who worshiped the impoverished man, and spared His energy for war, in a desperate season. I welcome you to discover this in your football-field sized servers, which hack the private thoughts of innocent Christians, wishing only to make a dime, within the New Secular Order that you have created for your demonic emissaries from outer space.

How will you survive, without persecuted Christians to run your stock markets, your news stations, your "lesser" governments (such as those of the Original States, the Independent Nations, the Corporations, and the Baptist Churches of the world, when we fly off into the sky, upon the wings of the well suckled teat of our Godly Warrior Messiah? Huh? What will you do then, liberals?

I dare you to burn me like you did the Branch Davidians, in your conspiracy theory generating system of unChristian lies and abominations straight out of the Bible. I dare you in prayer, and in my heart, to piffle with me about the context of God's word, of the Problem of Evil as demonstrated by every philosophy with a brain in his head... I dare you to piffle with me about God, because my Pastor is a Gnostic Saint, and you are just a taxpaying mongrel species from outer space, if you truly acknowledge the eugenic science and UFOology that your atheist priest, Adolf Hitler, acknowledged during life.

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An empassioned plea, brother. You're certainly putting your head above the parapet, here.

No doubt joo algorithms are running right now in an effort to subvert the truth®. Jesus made His sacrifice out of love for wicked humanity but it was also murder by a money grubbing, backstabbing joo

When did loving God become a sin?

YIC


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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An empassioned plea, brother. You're certainly putting your head above the parapet, here.

No doubt joo algorithms are running right now in an effort to subvert the truth®. Jesus made His sacrifice out of love for wicked humanity but it was also murder by a money grubbing, backstabbing joo

When did loving God become a sin?

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Brother Niles,

The Joo algorithms are everywhere, in the javascript. Beware.

I can take the anal penetration no more. I must stop the subversion of my marriage by anally obsessed mongrels and queers.

Since God does not answer the prayers of an atheist Joo mongrel, they have invented mind control, to force Christians to pray for them -Christians like us. In so doing, they stand to gain a great deal of money, by prestealing it from Pastor Ezekiel.

I even saw the disfellowshipped elderly couple, Mr. and Mrs. Dr. Stephen Jones PhD. Esquire (a graduate of the same Christ-accredited university as Dr. William Lane Craig), sitting on a park bench feeding the Jews quarters. One of them choked on a Sakajewaya dollar as I looked on. The rest of the Jews cannibalized it, in the midst of its death throes, tearing out its intestines, and encrusted their teeth with the diamonds it rooked in life. I wondered if this Jew might have turned on its master Lucifer, and made the existential leap of faith that trumps all moral action. I prayed that he did.


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Default Re: LBC Overrun by Hackers, Prostitutes, Feds, Witches, and Private Investigators for Liberal Corporations - 04-21-2014, 04:27 PM

So Bibles are printed by secularist/atheists printers? That's frightening indeed. One must wonder how many demonic infestations have been unleashed by such a system.

O Come Lord Jesus!


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So Bibles are printed by secularist/atheists printers? That's frightening indeed. One must wonder how many demonic infestations have been unleashed by such a system.

O Come Lord Jesus!
The way it works is particularly pernicious (typical joo logic). What they do is sit in their effluvia stained lairs (no doubt daubed in the fluids of more than one clean limbed young youth ) and construct so called 'word shift' codes that allow them to read ANY message they want.

Then they just print Bibles for innocent people to read. This way good, honest and decent Christians are reading words that make up the message these madmen create.

The worst thing about the whole set up is that not ONE single person who reads a Bible can ever notice that what they have read (with the right code) could be saying ANY THING.

That's right. It could be saying that the gaywise should not be put to the sword or that joos did not murder Christ. This list of things that people could be exposed to goes on for ever.

I'm only surprised that the hook nosed Fagin's haven't yet thought of a way to make money out of it.

YIC


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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: LBC Overrun by Hackers, Prostitutes, Feds, Witches, and Private Investigators for Liberal Corporations - 04-21-2014, 05:04 PM

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The way it works is particularly pernicious (typical joo logic). What they do is sit in their effluvia stained lairs (no doubt daubed in the fluids of more than one clean limbed young youth ) and construct so called 'word shift' codes that allow them to read ANY message they want.

Then they just print Bibles for innocent people to read. This way good, honest and decent Christians are reading words that make up the message these madmen create.

The worst thing about the whole set up is that not ONE single person who reads a Bible can ever notice that what they have read (with the right code) could be saying ANY THING.

That's right. It could be saying that the gaywise should not be put to the sword or that joos did not murder Christ. This list of things that people could be exposed to goes on for ever.

I'm only surprised that the hook nosed Fagin's haven't yet thought of a way to make money out of it.

YIC
The only thing a Jew loves more than a Shekel, is a more stable currency like the American Dollar, and turning on their own, and kicking Christians while we are down (as we have been since the dawn of Creation).

But their end is not money itself (as I learned from participating in their Black Lodges during my years as an unsaved, smack shooting Goetic mage). Rather, money is but a means to conjuring up their Messiah (the AntiChrist), using radionic pseudo-science and unnatural invocations.

The Jew invented the typewriter and the printing press in order to corrupt the gospel.


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