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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-05-2013, 07:18 PM
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How could you so recklessly marry another man who has achondroplasia when you yourself have the achondroplasia, yourself??
Didn't you give any thought at all to the dangers you were passing onto your own little ones?? (And in this case, I mean "little ones" in the sense of babies)
Until the curse is rooted out from you and your Little Mister Husband Man, it can be delivered on the Innocent Children!! How can you so willingly turn them into the Stuff Of Nightmares ? ? ?
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For your information I DIDNOT MARRY ANOTHER PERSON WITH ACHONDROPLASIA, So please get your facts right before assuming.
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-05-2013, 07:39 PM
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For your information I DIDNOT MARRY ANOTHER PERSON WITH ACHONDROPLASIA, So please get your facts right before assuming.
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You mean a normal man married you? weird.
Was he an immigrant? I know my cousin tried to get his greencard by having an anchor baby with someone she found at a fatty rehab.
Is he a muslim too? Because my cousin and her little demon seed are on their way to hell, and they're dragging that poor lardy sap down with them.
You are probably staring down the barrel of the same fate.
God Bless
DAM
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Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-05-2013, 07:55 PM
I have looked and looked, and I cannot find any references from you to any Scripture for any of your assertions that God loves you or that dwarfism cannot be cured. I am an example of the power of God. I became a True Christian and God cured me of my dwarfism. I am now as tall as any normal person.
I have abandoned the midget lifestyle choice, and I would hope that you would do the same. You seem to revel in being an Oompa Loomla instead of a disciple of Christ.
Here is a recipe for pancakes you should try. I cook these every Sunday morning before church.
Take 2 cups of flour, 2 tablespoons of sugar, 2 teaspoons of baking powder, 1 tsp of baking soda and 1/2 tsp of salt. Mix those together. In another bowl, mix two eggs, 1 1/2 cups of buttermilk and 4 tablespoons of oil. Add the wet ingredients to the dry and mix with a wooden spoon. Do not overmix. Add some blueberries to the mix, about a cupful.
Heat up the stove. Put an iron skillet on with a little oil. Stand on a chair if you are a short freak whose prayers Jesus consistently ignores. Use a ladle to pour batter into the hot oil. Turn when bubbles come to the tol and the bottom is golden brown. DEELISHIOUS!!! Serve with real maple syrup from Maine or Vermont, not Canada. Mmmmmm!!
Paying for the sins of my hateful parents since pre-birth. Jeremiah 32:18. Now cooking for Jesus as inspired by Deuteronomy 8:3.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-05-2013, 08:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
For your information I DIDNOT MARRY ANOTHER PERSON WITH ACHONDROPLASIA, So please get your facts right before assuming.
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So, you married a child molester? I'm not sure which is worse.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-05-2013, 08:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Donovan A. Mordecai
You mean a normal man married you? weird.
Was he an immigrant? I know my cousin tried to get his greencard by having an anchor baby with someone she found at a fatty rehab.
Is he a muslim too? Because my cousin and her little demon seed are on their way to hell, and they're dragging that poor lardy sap down with them.
You are probably staring down the barrel of the same fate.
God Bless
DAM
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I have been given an infraction for supposedly saying something unkind to one of your so called Pastors.What you have just said to me is absolutely horrid. Yes my husband is average height and perfectly normal. Would you believe he loved me for the pesonality I have, for the person he saw me as, and for the kindness he saw in me. He wasnt worried about how I looked.
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-05-2013, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Midge Murphy
I have looked and looked, and I cannot find any references from you to any Scripture for any of your assertions that God loves you or that dwarfism cannot be cured. I am an example of the power of God. I became a True Christian and God cured me of my dwarfism. I am now as tall as any normal person.
I have abandoned the midget lifestyle choice, and I would hope that you would do the same. You seem to revel in being an Oompa Loomla instead of a disciple of Christ.
Here is a recipe for pancakes you should try. I cook these every Sunday morning before church.
Take 2 cups of flour, 2 tablespoons of sugar, 2 teaspoons of baking powder, 1 tsp of baking soda and 1/2 tsp of salt. Mix those together. In another bowl, mix two eggs, 1 1/2 cups of buttermilk and 4 tablespoons of oil. Add the wet ingredients to the dry and mix with a wooden spoon. Do not overmix. Add some blueberries to the mix, about a cupful.
Heat up the stove. Put an iron skillet on with a little oil. Stand on a chair if you are a short freak whose prayers Jesus consistently ignores. Use a ladle to pour batter into the hot oil. Turn when bubbles come to the tol and the bottom is golden brown. DEELISHIOUS!!! Serve with real maple syrup from Maine or Vermont, not Canada. Mmmmmm!!
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Thank you for your recipe, but I do have loads of my own, as I am a professional cook. I am sorry to say my friend, unless you had leg lengthening which you are not admitting to, I do not believe that you are average height. You know as well as I do, that there is no cure for peoplewith achondroplasia, there is only cosmetic surgery. I could have had, but chose not to.In John 3v 16 God gave His only begotten son that WHOSOEVER believeth on Him should not perish but have everlasting life. The WHOSOEVER in that is everyone including those who are sick or disabled, and me, who believes andloves Jesus as my saviour. Last time I asked for a photo of you since you reached this wonderful height of 5ft 8, I got accused of being a lesbian by your group. I have no lesbian tendencies at all, far from it.Been in a very happy marriage for 43 years to a man of average height. So show me the proof that you are 5ft 8 please, then I will believe you.
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-05-2013, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
Sorry but you have not got a clue. Your not a medic so no nothing about my condition. My bones did not grow properly when I was formed, and apart from cosmetic surgery, which I dont feel the need to go through, and believe God made me this way for a purpose, because He has blessed me in the years I have lived with a lovely husband and family and friends, something I may not have had , if I had not been this way. Get your dictionary out and look up achondroplasia and you will see THERE IS NO CURE
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Dear little demon,
What did your Mother do to make hate you so much and make you a midget?
Was she a harlot? Did she work outside of them home...?
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-05-2013, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
I have been given an infraction for supposedly saying something unkind to one of your so called Pastors.What you have just said to me is absolutely horrid. Yes my husband is average height and perfectly normal. Would you believe he loved me for the pesonality I have, for the person he saw me as, and for the kindness he saw in me. He wasnt worried about how I looked.
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I have a hard time believing
You know, its probably not a good life decision to troll the state school for husbands, you should have found a Christian man that could help you find Jesus, who would in turn help you grow taller
God Bless
DAM
Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-05-2013, 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
Thank you for your recipe, but I do have loads of my own, as I am a professional cook. I am sorry to say my friend, unless you had leg lengthening which you are not admitting to, I do not believe that you are average height. You know as well as I do, that there is no cure for peoplewith achondroplasia, there is only cosmetic surgery. I could have had, but chose not to.In John 3v 16 God gave His only begotten son that WHOSOEVER believeth on Him should not perish but have everlasting life. The WHOSOEVER in that is everyone including those who are sick or disabled, and me, who believes andloves Jesus as my saviour. Last time I asked for a photo of you since you reached this wonderful height of 5ft 8, I got accused of being a lesbian by your group. I have no lesbian tendencies at all, far from it.Been in a very happy marriage for 43 years to a man of average height. So show me the proof that you are 5ft 8 please, then I will believe you.
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I have just received an infraction for homosexual harrassment, what a load of cranks you all are. You are all desperately in need of the loving God that I believe in and love.To come on and tell lies about your height is evil.To accuse me homosexuality is evil too. I have been happily married for 43 years and would not be interested in another man, let alone another woman!!! you all have evil and filthy minds. For goodness sake grow up and realise that the true living God although just, is loving and forgiving.
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-05-2013, 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
I have been given an infraction for supposedly saying something unkind to one of your so called Pastors.What you have just said to me is absolutely horrid. Yes my husband is average height and perfectly normal. Would you believe he loved me for the pesonality I have, for the person he saw me as, and for the kindness he saw in me. He wasnt worried about how I looked.
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Leviticus 21:17-23
17 Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
18 For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
19 Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
20 Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
21 No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
22 He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
23 Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the Lord do sanctify them.
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Your husband doesn't care what God thinks of you? Then he doesn't really love you the way we do.
He should be forcing you to believe in the word of God, so that you can be normal and get into Heaven, instead of being eye level with everyone's burning genitals in Hell.
If you would only quit serving Willy Wonka and Santa Claus, move out of the Shire, and start serving God, you would be normal, and God would not burn you forever.
Can't you see we are only trying to reach out to you?
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-05-2013, 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
I have just received an infraction for homosexual harrassment, what a load of cranks you all are. You are all desperately in need of the loving God that I believe in and love.To come on and tell lies about your height is evil.To accuse me homosexuality is evil too. I have been happily married for 43 years and would not be interested in another man, let alone another woman!!! you all have evil and filthy minds. For goodness sake grow up and realise that the true living God although just, is loving and forgiving.
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Why is taking God at His word "filthy and evil"? Why does receiving God's healing forgiveness make one a liar?
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-05-2013, 09:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
I have just received an infraction for homosexual harrassment, what a load of cranks you all are. You are all desperately in need of the loving God that I believe in and love.To come on and tell lies about your height is evil.To accuse me homosexuality is evil too. I have been happily married for 43 years and would not be interested in another man, let alone another woman!!! you all have evil and filthy minds. For goodness sake grow up and realise that the true living God although just, is loving and forgiving.
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You were born in 1946, and you've been married for 43 years? So you're a 67 year old midget?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-05-2013, 09:58 PM
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You were born in 1946, and you've been married for 43 years? So you're a 67 year old midget?
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The anal orifice of an agent of the Devil is stretched by penis, on average, at a rate of approximately one inch every year. Since an elvish person is about half the height of a normal person, but has an anus the same size of a normal person, this rate does not change, meaning Lallyann's anus is now taller than she is.
Incredible, but theoscience does not lie.
In practice, what must be occurring in this rare instance of God allowing nature to veer off in such obscene directions, is that when the hood of Lallyann's anus surpassed the top of her head in elevation, she began to turn inside out. What I am picturing then is a child sized, demonic freak of nature wearing its intestines on its back, with a massive anus in the center of its chest.
Brethren, I am afraid my threshold for unnatural abominations may have been pushed too far today.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-05-2013, 10:09 PM
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...In John 3v 16 God gave His only begotten son that WHOSOEVER believeth on Him should not perish but have everlasting life. The WHOSOEVER in that is everyone including those who are sick or disabled, and me, who believes andloves Jesus as my saviour...
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Why would someone who believes in Jesus be so eager to deny what He said in the Bible about being able to cure any illness (oh, sorry, "condition")?
Isn't His failure to cure your dwarfism proof that you don't really love Him, but rather some imaginary and non-existent "Jesus" that you've just made up in your head?
I also note that you've been badgering Midge for proof of her cure from dwarfism. Why would you need proof of that, yet believe in some middle eastern guy from 2000 years ago who walked on water, turned water into wine, cured blind people with some spit and a bit of dirt, cured lame people just by telling them to walk, raised several people from the dead, came back from the dead Himself, yet managed to leave absolutely no physical or contemporary historical evidence that He ever existed, just because a book tells you so?
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-06-2013, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
For your information I DIDNOT MARRY ANOTHER PERSON WITH ACHONDROPLASIA, So please get your facts right before assuming.
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Judge and be ye not judged. You know nothing about me, my husband, my family, so please take note of God's word and do not judge before you know anything about my circumstances.
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-06-2013, 12:24 PM
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Judge and be ye not judged.
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"I find that rather cowardice"
"You are all so terribly mislead"
"you are so very wrong"
"I shall pray for your group, but I shall also report it, as it comes under the title of abuse and hate crime"
"Wolves in Sheeps clothing, which truly members of this group are"
"You are clearly a very sad man"
"I cannot believe your language, and being so evil."
"So sad that this site was ever created, hope it gets removed soon"
"You evil man you"
" Your not a Christian, you are a evil vindictive man"
"so sad and disgusting"
"Sorry but you have not got a clue."
"what a load of cranks you all are"
"you all have evil and filthy minds"
That's just from this thread.
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You know nothing about me
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I think we're starting to get a pretty good picture of you.
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-06-2013, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Wide-Open
"I find that rather cowardice"
"You are all so terribly mislead"
"you are so very wrong"
"I shall pray for your group, but I shall also report it, as it comes under the title of abuse and hate crime"
"Wolves in Sheeps clothing, which truly members of this group are"
"You are clearly a very sad man"
"I cannot believe your language, and being so evil."
"So sad that this site was ever created, hope it gets removed soon"
"You evil man you"
" Your not a Christian, you are a evil vindictive man"
"so sad and disgusting"
"Sorry but you have not got a clue."
"what a load of cranks you all are"
"you all have evil and filthy minds"
That's just from this thread.
I think we're starting to get a pretty good picture of you.
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Can I with respect ask you to look at my posts, and see the abuse, ridicule and vindictiveness Ihave suffered because I just happen to be small, nothing else. I thought this was a loving site, it truly isnt.
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous.--Lev.21:18 <----God hates ugly people and cripples!!
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-06-2013, 01:25 PM
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Can I with respect ask you to look at my posts, and see the abuse, ridicule and vindictiveness Ihave suffered because I just happen to be small, nothing else. I thought this was a loving site, it truly isnt.
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You can't misquote your way out of being a little imp of satan.
You have no idea of what The Bible says/means, or you are purposely contorting it to fit your tiny agenda.
God wants us to judge others He just doesn't want us to be hypocrites; like you are when you accuse us of hateful slanderous things, as you have in theses posts, without being Truly™ Saved©. Need I remind you, you're still a midget, so Jesus isn't convinced of your worth yet.
I think you should spend some time working on yourself, instead of trying to be the littlest gestapo.
God Bless
DAM
Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-06-2013, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Lallyann46
Can I with respect ask you to look at my posts, and see the abuse, ridicule and vindictiveness Ihave suffered because I just happen to be small, nothing else. I thought this was a loving site, it truly isnt.
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You have already shown that you have no respect of any kind on Christian faith with your false holier than thou attitude, so it's bit too late for that. I also find it highly arrogant that you even try to make it look like we do not care for you.
We are only worried about your soul and we have so hard tried make you to leave your heathen ways behind and embrace love of Jesus, yet you have
attacked Him time after time and spat in the face of baby Jesus.
Some nerve you got there.
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Re: Are Midgets Evil Demons? -
10-06-2013, 03:47 PM
You know why you are a little imp of Satan? Because you do not pray hard enouth. Because you are not a True Christian™. And because your mother and father were sinners, most likelly. That's why God punished you.
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