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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-04-2012, 01:43 AM

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Maybe you should do your research before you post.
I have two university degrees and I'm currently studying third at Landover, I think I have done my research.

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mind that scientists were very skeptical about the faster-than-light-speed thing from the beginning, and they didn't start making other conclusions based upon it.
Of course they are, once again their lies are replaced by other lies. They know that the new theory is another lie like the current theory. Just two groups fighting whose lie will win and be the standard for next decade.

As you said yourself, science is changing all the time. It has been proven wrong so many times and some people cannot still see the pattern: What is the probability it to be now right after always being wrong before?

Compare that to the Holy Bible

Isaiah 40:8 - The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: But the word of our God shall stand for ever.

It was once the truth and it is always the truth.

And before you say something about people writing the bible, let me remind you

Jeremiah 1:9 - Then the Lord put forth his hand, and touched my mouth. And the Lord said unto me, Behold, I have put my words in thy mouth.

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Romans 1:18 - For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-06-2012, 09:30 AM

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Maybe you should do your research before you post. Around the 1700s, Newton published his laws of physics. And then over two hundred years later (a pretty big difference from a "few years"), Einstein built upon (notice the "built upon," not replaced) these theories. And the light speed thing is generally considered to be a calculation error now. Now, before you say "OMG THAT MEANS SCIENCE CAN MAKE MISTAKES," keep in mind that scientists were very skeptical about the faster-than-light-speed thing from the beginning, and they didn't start making other conclusions based upon it.
Calculation error? More like a measurement error, but that's just semantics.

What you should really gather from this CREN experiment is yet another proof that the sun is only a light in the firmament a few miles away.

Scientific proof? Let's first "assume" the scientist are right about everything: The universe, stars are billions of miles away, yadayadayada.
Then, when a supernova happens (with a lot more energy than a Large Ham Collider (what a curious name by the way) could manage here on Earth, I assure you), a lot of photoners and neutrinons are produced. Those travel through space, and after billions of years they reach us and we measure them. In that time, if neutrinons were able to exceed the speed of light, we should measure first the neutrinons, and then the photoners, right?

Spoiler: They never did.

So, if the stars are billions of miles away, this means that there was no chance at all that the scientists were right, and they should not have presented their "facts" as remotely possible, and only have said: We made an error, can anyone track it down. Now they just look silly.

But, one cannot imagine they made such a glaring basic oversight, so the stars cannot be miles away, and the scientists must've lied to us when they said they were. QED.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-07-2012, 02:07 AM

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Of course they are, once again their lies are replaced by other lies. They know that the new theory is another lie like the current theory. Just two groups fighting whose lie will win and be the standard for next decade.

As you said yourself, science is changing all the time. It has been proven wrong so many times and some people cannot still see the pattern: What is the probability it to be now right after always being wrong before?
Tell me, when's the last time scientists have completely thrown out a large theory after it being proven false?

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Compare that to the Holy Bible

Isaiah 40:8 - The grass withereth, the flower fadeth: But the word of our God shall stand for ever.

It was once the truth and it is always the truth.
Hmm, if I remember correctly, before Jesus' time, the majority of people worshiped other gods.

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The mean temperature gradient of the troposphere is 6° K/km, so let's solve for the distance.
So you're saying that everything between the earth and the sun is the troposphere?

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So, if the stars are billions of miles away, this means that there was no chance at all that the scientists were right, and they should not have presented their "facts" as remotely possible, and only have said: We made an error, can anyone track it down.
That's pretty much what they did. They tried to keep an open mind about it, on the ridiculously miniscule off-chance that they did actually go faster than the speed of light, but many of them believed from the start that they had made a mistake.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-07-2012, 02:29 AM

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Tell me, when's the last time scientists have completely thrown out a large theory after it being proven false?
God, where should I begin?

Spontaneous Generation, Lamarkian Inheritence, Plum Pudding model of atomic structure, Miasma theory of pestilence, Phlogiston, Classical Elements, Geocentric Universe... even the homosexual loving liberals of the Wikipedia website accept there is a massive list of such theories.

Now, science was incorrect in throwing some of them out, I won't deny that. But that wasn't your question.

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Hmm, if I remember correctly, before Jesus' time, the majority of people worshiped other gods.
I don't think "remember" is the right word, but I won't dwell on that. The joos only worshipped one God before Christ. Do we really care what the hindus, zoroastrians (who technically only worship one god anyway), african nigra tribes, eskimos, red indians and chinks think? We're trying to have a serious discussion about the Lord's word and I hardly think their opinions are relevant.


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So you're saying that everything between the earth and the sun is the troposphere?
No, but even the homosexual community at wikipedia are forced to conced that the troposhere is 80% of the atmosphere. I don't think its too bad an assumption to use that as the average.
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So you're saying that everything between the earth and the sun is the troposphere?
That is a reference to a measurement that you might like to verify. Pastor in no way suggests that the volume of air we breathe is spherical IN SHAPE but the upper reaches will be close to the concave underside of the firmament.

GENESIS 1:6-7 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters: and let it diuide the waters from the waters.
And God made the firmament; and diuided the waters, which were vnder the firmament, from the waters, which were aboue the firmament: and it was so.

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-07-2012, 08:23 AM

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God-hating brainwashed drivel
The brainwashing of public education is almost complete with this one.

Perhaps God sent him here as an example of a deluded soul.
2 Thessalonians 2:11 And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie:

Isaiah 44:20 He feedeth on ashes: a deceived heart hath turned him aside, that he cannot deliver his soul, nor say, Is there not a lie in my right hand?




Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-08-2012, 01:35 PM

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That's pretty much what they did. They tried to keep an open mind about it, on the ridiculously miniscule off-chance that they did actually go faster than the speed of light, but many of them believed from the start that they had made a mistake.
Then why did the headlines originally state "neutrinons faster than light?" instead of "CREN made an error!"

Always go for the most probable answer my boy. Like religion.
Is it more likely that we came from monkeys who came from mutant squirrels, who came from retard fish, who suddenly came from bacteria who came from rocks that came from stardust that came from nothing at all, or is it more logical that an Omnipotent Creator created us all and hates homosexuals?


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-08-2012, 11:13 PM

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Maybe you should do your research before you post. Around the 1700s, Newton published his laws of blah blah blah blah blah blah.
This post is PATHETIC! Seriously, why are you even here? Does anyone else ever wonder that?

Think about it, friends - Why do athiests spend SO MUCH of their time online, trying to convince people God isn't real?

Why write SO MANY books about it? Read SO MANY books about it? Spend SO MUCH of their lives debating on it?

If they REALLY didnt believe God existed, they'd just ignore it. After all, whats the point of spending ALL THAT time taking about something you -

1) Dont worship / follow

2) Dont believe in

and

3) Dont believe exists?

There is NO POINT in wasting ALL THOSE HOURS arguing over something you DONT EVEN BELIEVE EXISTS, THEREFORE ATHEISTS MUST BELIEVE IN GOD! Seriously, they must, to spend all that time talking about him.
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Think about it, friends - Why do athiests spend SO MUCH of their time online, trying to convince people God isn't real?
They certainly do get awfully mad at someone they would like to think is imaginary.


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Reason No. 1 - The Holy Bible!

Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them WRONG! I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists! As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too! How dumb these Atheists are!
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Umm, how derp are you? God didin't wrote the bible, people did.. : DD Learn your homework, darling. : )
The question really is how much of a smug, self absorbed idiot, proud his ignorance are you AntiChrist?

It is a quite Orthodox and main stream Christian belief that The Bible is a God's message to man using various prophets - like Moses, as note takers or God Himself, in the case of Jesus. While unbelievers may agree or disagree on this you simply can not be a Christian and hold the Bible is nothing but a collection of man made real stories. In a nut shell, ALL Christians believe The Bible is divinely inspired.

May I suggest you consider at least reading Wiki to get the very basics before spewing you witless ignorance?



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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-09-2012, 10:35 PM

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Umm, how derp are you? God didin't wrote the bible, people did.. : DD Learn your homework, darling. : )
Dear wannabe /b/-tard,

Have you ever been in a courtroom? There will be a lady up front, usually very plain-looking, and she will be tapping away on a machine that looks like a small typewriter. She is the court reporter and she takes down every word that is spoken while court is in session.

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Now ask yourself: did she WRITE that court transcript? Or did she merely DOCUMENT what was said.

Think of the men who recorded God's Word as court reporters (but not so frumpy).

(2 Timothy 3:16) "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness."



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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-09-2012, 11:40 PM

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Umm, how derp are you? God didin't wrote the bible, people did.. : DD Learn your homework, darling. : )
Stop using "derp", you blasphemous retard. Just leave if you don't believe, but in the name of JESUS stop using that word.
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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-12-2012, 11:16 AM

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..mutant squirrels ..fish ..bacteria ..rocks ..stardust ..etc
..an Omnipotent Creator created us all and hates homosexuals?
I was richly blessed by your post Mr Dalton, in a moment of doubt.
..beacuse we know that God does hate homosexuals (and other sex perverts) and so He must exist!
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I was richly blessed by your post Mr Dalton, in a moment of doubt.
..beacuse we know that God does hate homosexuals (and other sex perverts) and so He must exist!
Happy to be of service Ma'am!

Every time Satan whispers in my ear evolution might be possible, I start reading this tract again. I really admire mr. Chick that he really conducts his research very well and thorough when he starts discussing a matter.
You can clearly see he has a firm grasp on any topic he condemns, and yet atheists continue disbelieving that Dungeons and Dames has Satanistic ties. How stubborn they are!


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-12-2012, 08:53 PM

Our LORD and SAVIOR Jesus CHRIST sent down the only true book, our beloved KJV1611, for VERILY it contains all the truths of the universe. Its logic and beauty outpaces anything those COMMUNIST HEATHENS (Christ forgive me) tell themselves. The proof for CHRISTs existence is ALL AROUND US. There can be no way we were created without a purpose, there can be no way that everything was created without a god. Their HEATHEN logic never fails to amaze me at its sheer utter failings. CHRIST the LORD will always have my faith, and as he stated in 2 Samuel 22:3

"The God of my rock; in him will I trust: he is my shield, and the horn of my salvation, my high tower, and my refuge, my saviour; thou savest me from violence."

Laugh at the LORD all you want. When you perish and rise ONCE again, you will be on the THRONE of the KING of KINGS, the LORD of LORDS, and you WILL be made to answer for your heresy.

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 03-24-2012, 12:47 PM

Another reason Atheists are wrong...

The theory of Evolution
The Big bang theory
The theory of Gravity


Notice how everything is still a *theory* This is just a trick to give them room for error when their facts are not found to be accurate.


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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 04-10-2012, 07:30 PM

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Default Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! - 04-10-2012, 07:38 PM

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