[Mike202]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

So if you saw someone making a model church out of turds you'd be OK with this?

Of course not. I wasn't saying I was promoting it, I was just saying you could make a church or something. I would be offended if someone did do that, though.



Sorry for anyone thinking that I think its good to do that. It isn't and I am sorry if people though that.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Mike202

Sorry for anyone thinking that I think its good to do that. It isn't and I am sorry if people though that.

Over the information Superhighway nuances of communication are often mistaken or lost.

If you site Scripture you can avoid this kind of thing.

All the best.
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[Cthulhu's Servant]

Did anyone notice that he has gay fat amputee gangbang porn in the backround of his screen shot?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Cthulhu's Servant

Did anyone notice that he has gay fat amputee gangbang porn in the backround of his screen shot?

That'd be the Mineshaft game.

Why not head on over to the Introduction Forum and tell us about yourself? How long have you walked with Jesus, what church do you attend, etc.?

I'd also like to know what manner of work you do for your employer, this Cthulhu person. (Is she a celebrity of some sort? Like Cher or Madonna or Charo? I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with her. The name sounds a bit African, so I assume she's a Negress. Is she a singer?)

Do you just do some light housekeeping? Or are you more of a live-in housekeeper, or bootblack, or are you the kitchen wench?

[thadx the pervert]

I don't understand your logic -.-

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by thadx the pervert

I don't understand your logic -.-

Of course you don't. You're a pervert whose brain is full of horse spunk. The Holy Bible tells us that you don't understand, because your father is satan.

John 8:43 Why do ye not understand my speech? even because ye cannot hear my word. 8:44 Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. 8:45 And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not.

[zortron]

So... if you think a game that let's you be creative and outgoing is evil and satanic, then you're very very wrong. Firstly, being a proud yet religiously educated atheist, I'd like to tell you that your precious god (yes I defaced his name by not using a capital letter :O) is fake, and that the bible was writtin to impose societal laws on a lawless and twister ancient community. However, weak minded christians have interpreted this awful piece of literature in the wrong way and have come to worship a non-existent diety as the most important thing to have ever have supposedly graced this scientifically evolved earth. Now if you are too hellbent and perverted to understand the truth of science, then I will beat you with your own beliefs. Do you believe that hell is real? Well are there christians in hell? Well assuming there aren't, after studying your religion, I have concluded that I'd rather go to hell, in order to escape your ludicrous belief system. Now, good day to you and I'll see you in hell.
Additionally, I'd like to show you my satanic palace church of luciferianism. not the satanic symbols such as the sigil of lucifer, inverted crosses, and pentagram

[zortron]

Originally Posted by Yeshua Of Nazareth

So... if you think a game that let's you be creative and outgoing is evil and satanic, then you're very very wrong. Firstly, being a proud yet religiously educated atheist, I'd like to tell you that your precious god (yes I defaced his name by not using a capital letter :O) is fake, and that the bible was writtin to impose societal laws on a lawless and twisted ancient community. However, weak minded christians have interpreted this awful piece of literature in the wrong way and have come to worship a non-existent diety as the most important thing to have ever have supposedly graced this scientifically evolved earth. Now if you are too hellbent and perverted to understand the truth of science, then I will beat you with your own beliefs. Do you believe that hell is real? Well are there christians in hell? Well assuming there aren't, after studying your religion, I have concluded that I'd rather go to hell, in order to escape your ludicrous belief system. Now, good day to you and I'll see you in hell.
Additionally, I'd like to show you my satanic palace church of luciferianism. not the satanic symbols such as the sigil of lucifer, inverted crosses, and pentagram

Additionally, if youre too geezerish to know how to open an image, right click the photo and go to "open link in new tab". Also, the greeks made up god because they were too dumb to understand science, well that's exactly what you're doing, therefor proving your lack of intelligence. >

[Benjamin Over]

Originally Posted by Yeshua Of Nazareth

BLA...BLA... Firstly, being a proud yet religiously educated atheist, BLA... BLA

What is there to be proud about being a God mocking pederast?

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Yeshua Of Nazareth

...I'd like to tell you that your precious god (yes I defaced his name by not using a capital letter :O) is fake...

Submit your proof of the non-existence of God or STFU, thanks.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Yeshua Of Nazareth

Firstly, being a proud yet religiously educated atheist...

Friend, this is an oxymormon. One who is actually religiously educated would be a believer. If you don't believe the accuracy of the story of our LORD'S temporary death and miraculous Resurrection, then you have not learned what it really is. I encourage you to open your Bible and start reading. the story begins on page one.

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Friend, this is an oxymormon. One who is actually religiously educated would be a believer. If you don't believe the accuracy of the story of our LORD'S temporary death and miraculous Resurrection, then you have not learned what it really is. I encourage you to open your Bible and start reading. the story begins on page one.

You're so right! How anyone with a total understanding of God's word and how it speaks purely and without error to you about what God wants of you could possibly become an atheist is like a big joke.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

You're so right! How anyone with a total understanding of God's word and how it speaks purely and without error to you about what God wants of you could possibly become an atheist is like a big joke.

Sadly, the one who is laughing is Satan.



It just grieves my heart so to know that Jesus went through all that pain and suffering for those few long hours on the cross just for sinners like me and this ungrateful atheist to be allowed into Heaven where we don't even deserve! And this atheist, this ungrateful person is not only rejecting God's great gift, he's making fun of it!

Oh Sweet Baby Jesus have mercy! The wrath we bring on ourselves for having a society that indulges in such fantasy is frightening.

[zortron]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

Sadly, the one who is laughing is Satan.



It just grieves my heart so to know that Jesus went through all that pain and suffering for those few long hours on the cross just for sinners like me and this ungrateful atheist to be allowed into Heaven where we don't even deserve! And this atheist, this ungrateful person is not only rejecting God's great gift, he's making fun of it!

Oh Sweet Baby Jesus have mercy! The wrath we bring on ourselves for having a society that indulges in such fantasy is frightening.

So, ya dumb old hag, wanna debate religion or do you want to just deny the scientifically accurate truth? Now what you're doing is denying, wanna debate, let's. So I'll start with my side of the story supported by science, the right one. Then you can prove me wrong (somehow) with the false shit that you were fed as an infant.

So let's start at square one. Jesus, right? He's the base of your religion, well kinda, actually the judaism is, though you deny the idea that judaism is true? Foolish. Now assuming that Yeshua of Nazareth (jesus christ if ya didn't know) is real.. which I'm sure he did exist, we'll start with the mirraculous "resurrection". So, in the past, people have had out of body experiences and often the sick or near deceased go into a state of slumber, where they slowly dwindle away and become less and less physically active. So ya think that maybe that's what happened?? Is it really likely that a person died and then by the will of some higher power was miraculously revived? It's impossible, one you are dead, you are dead. No coming back. And, hey, why don't we try it on you? Kill yourself, and then see if god brings you back. EH? I like the sound of that.

Now, next part: Evolution. Now if you're one of them christians who already believe in evolution, skip this. But I know the majority of these psychotic extremists here still believe that the world started around 1000 years ago. This my friends, is wrong. Now let's first explain evolution, before moving onto what happened before our world (something christians would say was the doing of god). So evolution, in a quick way to describe it, a brand of fish started out on earth ( we'll tell you where the fish come from later) and by moving apart, they faced different terrain challenges. Such as at one part of the lake, there's coral but big fish, and on the other side of the lake there's no fish but it's dark and hard to hunt. Now these fish, by natural selection, evolve apart from each other and develop different traits. Now you have to species of fish, they have evolved so far that they can no longer mate. So this goes on until you have reptiles, bugs, amphibians, mammals, and most importantly in our case, humans. K, if you don't know what natural selection is... lemme explain it. So let's say there are 2 cavemen and they're both attacked by a saber tooth tiger. Now the one with a slightly tougher build, may take on the saber tooth and win but the other would get killed. Guess who passes on the genes? The tough one, this enforces a gene that builds the next human to be tough and big too. So it kinda goes on like that for billions and billions of years. That's evolution in a nutshell.

Now I'll explain what happened before the earth and before these fish, and where the heck these fish came from. So there's a big ball of matter, doesn't matter where it comes from. (you can't explain where god comes from, I'm not explaining where this matter comes from) (and yes I mean the original god and not jesus) Now this ball of matter is made up of all one kind of matter. Each particles of matter has let's say.. 5 electrons and 2 protons (a.toms are made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons; and are the basis of the universe) Now since particles are always moving, they bump into each other and particles go from one particle to another. So now you have at least 3 types of matter, one with say... 5 electrons and 3 protons, the one with 5 electrons and 2 protons, and one with 5 electrons and 1 proton. Now these are 3 different types of matter. It all spreads around until there are all these weird types of matter floating around. So that is the bases of all matter, but then the fish? Where did they come from, you may ask? Carbon! Carbon crystals line up in a way that mirrors organics. They behave in a certain way and stay as specific shapes. Well the carbon started forming small organisms and then natural selection and more abundance of edible matter made these small creatures grow into the lifeforms they are today, through evolution.

Now what else is there?? The bible? It's a book, it's in the fiction part of the library, and it has no specific author but guess what? Somebody had to have written it and that somebody wasn't writing it literally (I don't suppose you take all the books you read literally), they were writing it to impose societal laws, in a fun and somewhat entertaining way (I must say those funny stories of prostitution and murder and such, those are funny).

So I hope that clears out yer shit filled brain, and I'd love to see you beat that.
Thanks.
YESHUA (YOUR PRECIOUS GOD PROVES YOU WRONG)

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Yeshua Of Nazareth

So, ya dumb old hag, wanna debate religion or do you want to just deny the scientifically accurate truth? Now what you're doing is denying, wanna debate, let's. So I'll start with my side of the story supported by science, the right one. Then you can prove me wrong (somehow) with the false shit that you were fed as an infant.

I'm not old. And this isn't a debate forum.

Originally Posted by Yeshua Of Nazareth

So let's start at square one. Jesus, right? He's the base of your religion, well kinda, actually the judaism is, though you deny the idea that judaism is true? Foolish. Now assuming that Yeshua of Nazareth (jesus christ if ya didn't know) is real.. which I'm sure he did exist, we'll start with the mirraculous "resurrection". So, in the past, people have had out of body experiences and often the sick or near deceased go into a state of slumber, where they slowly dwindle away and become less and less physically active. So ya think that maybe that's what happened?? Is it really likely that a person died and then by the will of some higher power was miraculously revived? It's impossible, one you are dead, you are dead. No coming back. And, hey, why don't we try it on you? Kill yourself, and then see if god brings you back. EH? I like the sound of that.

Christ's Death and Resurrection were not "out of body experiences." They were actual events, miraculous events! Why, they were so miraculous that even the dead couldn't be contained!

Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.
And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
Now when the centurion, and they that were with him, watching Jesus, saw the earthquake, and those things that were done, they feared greatly, saying, Truly this was the Son of God.
Matthew 27:50-54

Oh PRAISE JESUS HALLELUJAH!!!

Or do you think they all had out of body experiences? That's just foolishness! There were witnesses who confirmed these experiences!

Originally Posted by Yeshua Of Nazareth

Now, next part: Evolution. Now if you're one of them christians who already believe in evolution, skip this. But I know the majority of these psychotic extremists here still believe that the world started around 1000 years ago. This my friends, is wrong. Now let's first explain evolution, before moving onto what happened before our world (something christians would say was the doing of god). So evolution, in a quick way to describe it, a brand of fish started out on earth ( we'll tell you where the fish come from later) and by moving apart, they faced different terrain challenges. Such as at one part of the lake, there's coral but big fish, and on the other side of the lake there's no fish but it's dark and hard to hunt. Now these fish, by natural selection, evolve apart from each other and develop different traits. Now you have to species of fish, they have evolved so far that they can no longer mate. So this goes on until you have reptiles, bugs, amphibians, mammals, and most importantly in our case, humans. K, if you don't know what natural selection is... lemme explain it. So let's say there are 2 cavemen and they're both attacked by a saber tooth tiger. Now the one with a slightly tougher build, may take on the saber tooth and win but the other would get killed. Guess who passes on the genes? The tough one, this enforces a gene that builds the next human to be tough and big too. So it kinda goes on like that for billions and billions of years. That's evolution in a nutshell.

So you think we evolved from a fish?

And you think I'm dumb?

Originally Posted by Yeshua Of Nazareth

Now I'll explain what happened before the earth and before these fish, and where the heck these fish came from. So there's a big ball of matter, doesn't matter where it comes from. (you can't explain where god comes from, I'm not explaining where this matter comes from) (and yes I mean the original god and not jesus) Now this ball of matter is made up of all one kind of matter. Each particles of matter has let's say.. 5 electrons and 2 protons (a.toms are made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons; and are the basis of the universe) Now since particles are always moving, they bump into each other and particles go from one particle to another. So now you have at least 3 types of matter, one with say... 5 electrons and 3 protons, the one with 5 electrons and 2 protons, and one with 5 electrons and 1 proton. Now these are 3 different types of matter. It all spreads around until there are all these weird types of matter floating around. So that is the bases of all matter, but then the fish? Where did they come from, you may ask? Carbon! Carbon crystals line up in a way that mirrors organics. They behave in a certain way and stay as specific shapes. Well the carbon started forming small organisms and then natural selection and more abundance of edible matter made these small creatures grow into the lifeforms they are today, through evolution.

But I can explain about God. He didn't "come from" anywhere. He has always existed.

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
John 1:1

Originally Posted by Yeshua Of Nazareth

Now what else is there?? The bible? It's a book, it's in the fiction part of the library, and it has no specific author but guess what? Somebody had to have written it and that somebody wasn't writing it literally (I don't suppose you take all the books you read literally), they were writing it to impose societal laws, in a fun and somewhat entertaining way (I must say those funny stories of prostitution and murder and such, those are funny).

So I hope that clears out yer shit filled brain, and I'd love to see you beat that.
Thanks.
YESHUA (YOUR PRECIOUS GOD PROVES YOU WRONG)

A person can take a Holy Bible into the kitchen, but that doesn't make it supper. Son, regardless of where a public library puts the Holy Bible, it is the Living Word of God, the Creator of Heaven and Earth. You have wronged God in your sinful ways and unless you apologize to Him by confessing your many despicable sins, and believing this historical event of the Crucifixion and Resurrection of Christ Jesus, you will simply burn for all eternity. (Romans 20:9)

And you can't beat Hell, friend.

[zortron]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

I'm not old. And this isn't a debate forum.



Christ's Death and Resurrection were not "out of body experiences." They were actual events, miraculous events! Why, they were so miraculous that even the dead couldn't be contained!

Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.
And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
Now when the centurion, and they that were with him, watching Jesus, saw the earthquake, and those things that were done, they feared greatly, saying, Truly this was the Son of God.
Matthew 27:50-54

Oh PRAISE JESUS HALLELUJAH!!!

Or do you think they all had out of body experiences? That's just foolishness! There were witnesses who confirmed these experiences!



So you think we evolved from a fish?

And you think I'm dumb?





But I can explain about God. He didn't "come from" anywhere. He has always existed.

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
John 1:1

A person can take a Holy Bible into the kitchen, but that doesn't make it supper. Son, regardless of where a public library puts the Holy Bible, it is the Living Word of God, the Creator of Heaven and Earth. You have wronged God in your sinful ways and unless you apologize to Him by confessing your many despicable sins, and believing this historical event of the Crucifixion and Resurrection of Christ Jesus, you will simply burn for all eternity. (Romans 20:9)

And you can't beat Hell, friend.

Mam, if you want to convince anyone, please use actual evidence and not just say "this is the truth get used to it" PLEASE!? I have proved my thoughts with scientific, real world evidence. And by the way, we did evolve from fish and you'd see how if you actually read the damned post -.- P.S. not damned as in going to hell either

[zortron]

Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda

I'm not old. And this isn't a debate forum.



Christ's Death and Resurrection were not "out of body experiences." They were actual events, miraculous events! Why, they were so miraculous that even the dead couldn't be contained!

Jesus, when he had cried again with a loud voice, yielded up the ghost.
And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent;
And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
Now when the centurion, and they that were with him, watching Jesus, saw the earthquake, and those things that were done, they feared greatly, saying, Truly this was the Son of God.
Matthew 27:50-54

Oh PRAISE JESUS HALLELUJAH!!!

Or do you think they all had out of body experiences? That's just foolishness! There were witnesses who confirmed these experiences!



So you think we evolved from a fish?

And you think I'm dumb?





But I can explain about God. He didn't "come from" anywhere. He has always existed.

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.
John 1:1

A person can take a Holy Bible into the kitchen, but that doesn't make it supper. Son, regardless of where a public library puts the Holy Bible, it is the Living Word of God, the Creator of Heaven and Earth. You have wronged God in your sinful ways and unless you apologize to Him by confessing your many despicable sins, and believing this historical event of the Crucifixion and Resurrection of Christ Jesus, you will simply burn for all eternity. (Romans 20:9)

And you can't beat Hell, friend.

Miss, also, my friend is jewish, is he going to hell too? If it wasn't for him your religion would never have started. AmIRight? Additionally, you look like an inbred goat. Thanks!

YESHUA! ("I can see all you crazy mortals from my epic sky base and like to watch the nice ones undress!!!")

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Yeshua Of Nazareth

Mam, if you want to convince anyone, please use actual evidence and not just say "this is the truth get used to it" PLEASE!? I have proved my thoughts with scientific, real world evidence. And by the way, we did evolve from fish and you'd see how if you actually read the damned post -.- P.S. not damned as in going to hell either

Friend, you used no such "evidence." You stated your opinions, foolish and bizarre as they are. Nothing more.

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Yeshua Of Nazareth

Miss, also, my friend is jewish, is he going to hell too? If it wasn't for him your religion would never have started.

No, if it wasn't for God, my religion would never have stared. Is your friend going to Hell? Let's see...

That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
Romans 10:9

Has he confessed with his mouth the LORD Jesus? Does he believe in his heartthat God hath raised Jesus from the dead?

If the answer to either of these is no, then he shall not be saved. Neither will you.

[Most_Heinous]

1) You creationist IDIOTS are the bane of humanity. You are dumber than any other people on the earth. Including people who play minecraft.

2) Christianity was created by political leaders to Control a mindless population. You are the descendants of proven DUMBASSES.

3) If you think I'm going to hell, just wait until you hear this: I have 16 husbands, two boyfriends and I'm a male prostitute. I once pissed on a cross and spat on a priest's robes. I play minecraft, and I have lot's of pre-marital sex. Also, I am an Agnostic, but I'd sooner eat a living human than become a Christian. And one more thing: Cunt.