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Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-02-2008, 08:44 PM
I noticed these symbols this week while out for a walk. Today I brought my camera so I could take some pictures. I didn't photograph all of the symbols, and I'm sure that there are more that I haven't seen.
I'm worried that there is some homosexual conspiracy afoot. Notice how the pink triangles are surrounding a nail in the cement? It's a marker of some kind. I'm sure that they are placed there by some homers who are marking their territory.
What should I do? Should I get some paint and paint over the offending markings?
Somehow the second set of images don't appear as pink as the first, but they are the same color.
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-02-2008, 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
I noticed these symbols this week while out for a walk. Today I brought my camera so I could take some pictures. I didn't photograph all of the symbols, and I'm sure that there are more that I haven't seen.
I'm worried that there is some homosexual conspiracy afoot. Notice how the pink triangles are surrounding a nail in the cement? It's a marker of some kind. I'm sure that they are placed there by some homers who are marking their territory.
What should I do? Should I get some paint and paint over the offending markings?
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My guess would be that militant queer jihadists have been imitating their anti-American cousins in the Mid-East and planting IEDs in your area. Tread carefully, brother. I will be praying for you.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-02-2008, 08:49 PM
I think you've got conspiracies on the brain my friend!
It's probably markings for public works, nothing sinister
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-02-2008, 08:54 PM
Nobar King- Clearly you have discovered evidence of a large grouping of homos. They are very dangerous in groups and have shown to carry traces of the A I D S virus! Be careful around these symbols it can only mean that they are nearby.
- I am uncertian of how to get rid of this type of people. After searching google I have learned that they have a great fear of homo slamming scripture, and professional job applications. So leaving either in the area could deter them from showing their faces there again!
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-02-2008, 08:55 PM
I bet it's more terrorists like the elves and Alf!
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-02-2008, 09:47 PM
How about a big pink triangle to stone them in?
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-03-2008, 05:01 AM
I blame the Clintons for this.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-03-2008, 05:31 AM
I'M SERIOUS!! These symbols are appearing all over my neighborhood! I can't be out all day long monitoring for this stuff. How would I ever find the culprits?
I'm going to make a log of all the symbols and photograph them. I'll report back later how many I find.
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-03-2008, 05:41 AM
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I'M SERIOUS!! These symbols are appearing all over my neighborhood! I can't be out all day long monitoring for this stuff. How would I ever find the culprits?
I'm going to make a log of all the symbols and photograph them. I'll report back later how many I find.
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Make sure that you're well armed Brother.
You could encounter a pack of wild queer terrorists staking out your neighborhood for an attack.
I'll keep praying for you.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-03-2008, 06:15 AM
Perhaps you can find out where these Nancy boys hang out? Then find some of the local high school boys, the ones who play football, and instruct them on the Godly tradition of "rolling queers".
Sadly, there were some high school boys where I live who rolled a queer to death, exactly as God instructed in the Book of Leviticus. "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."
Incredibly, the prosecutors sent those good Christian boys to prison. Heaven help this great nation when True Chistians are persecuted for following the word of God!
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-03-2008, 06:24 AM
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Perhaps you can find out where these Nancy boys hang out? Then find some of the local high school boys, the ones who play football, and instruct them on the Godly tradition of "rolling queers".
Sadly, there were some high school boys where I live who rolled a queer to death, exactly as God instructed in the Book of Leviticus. "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."
Incredibly, the prosecutors sent those good Christian boys to prison. Heaven help this great nation when True Chistians are persecuted for following the word of God!
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We are instructed by God to obey secular laws. That's why many of us are working hard to re-re-elect President Bush and get the U.S. Constitution scrapped. We want a country of God's laws, not activist liberal judges.
May I suggest that you make a thread of your own in the "introductions" section? We'd all like to hear your personal testimony.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-03-2008, 07:38 AM
Even IF (and it's a big 'IF') these symbols have anything to do with gay people, why on earth would that bother you?
I have never read so much nonsense as I have on this thread - 'homosexual terrorists' indeed!!!
And BTW Billbob, there is NOTHING Godly about beating people up because of their sexual orientation.
How about having a beer and a chat with them instead? Maybe they'll teach you something (ie you have nothing to fear from them), and maybe you'll teach them something too (ie that Jesus died for them and wants them to let Him into their lives).
Great Big Love,
Jacques.
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-03-2008, 08:30 AM
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Even IF (and it's a big 'IF') these symbols have anything to do with gay people, why on earth would that bother you?
I have never read so much nonsense as I have on this thread - 'homosexual terrorists' indeed!!!
And BTW Billbob, there is NOTHING Godly about beating people up because of their sexual orientation.
How about having a beer and a chat with them instead? Maybe they'll teach you something (ie you have nothing to fear from them), and maybe you'll teach them something too (ie that Jesus died for them and wants them to let Him into their lives).
Great Big Love,
Jacques.
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"Have a beer and a chat with them"? Are you for real? Those who make the choice to be gay are an abomination unto the Lord, like Satan himself. Would you have Satan over for Ritz Crackers and Diet Cokes at your next pool party? Why should people who decide to flaunt the crystal clear injunctions of the God's Word be invited out for a beer?
Are you for real? Did you just come here to taunt us? Are YOU a homosexual? Why are you promoting this lifestyle? Is this part of your gay agenda?
I am on my knees before my lifesized statue of Jesus in prayer for you.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-03-2008, 09:52 AM
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I noticed these symbols this week while out for a walk....What should I do?
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Those don't look like anything intentionally satanic (though satan can manifest himself in many ways, as you no doubt are aware of) so I can't offer any specific remedy.
As the others have stated though, they are probably dangerous. The only reasonable solution I can offer is to just burn the entire neighborhood down and move to a new home with the insurance money you recieve; the area has been tainted anyway.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...
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07-03-2008, 11:18 AM
Jacques,
I have to admit - I envy you, brother. You must be very secure in your faith to decide which parts of the Bible you will and won't obey. I, on the other hand, fear the Lord just as much as I love him. In fact, sometimes I think I might be praising the Lord constantly more out of fear than love. Every day that I get to walk on this earth without being thrown into hell is a good day for me.
Pastor Ezekiel,
You speak wisdom. Sadly, we must honor Caesar as well as Christ. Can you believe that in America, a country personally founded by Jesus Christ himself, we have someone named Ruth Bader Ginsberg telling decent Christian folks how to live their lives? I have read that even in Freehold, Iowa itself, witches are being held in jail instead of being burned at the stake as God commands. Hopefully some Bush appointed judges will rule in your favor so that you can worship as the Bible commands.
Praise Jesus!
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-03-2008, 05:04 PM
Is this another homer troll here to try and distract us?
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Originally Posted by Jacques_Happy
Even IF (and it's a big 'IF') these symbols have anything to do with gay people, why on earth would that bother you?
I have never read so much nonsense as I have on this thread - 'homosexual terrorists' indeed!!!
And BTW Billbob, there is NOTHING Godly about beating people up because of their sexual orientation.
How about having a beer and a chat with them instead? Maybe they'll teach you something (ie you have nothing to fear from them), and maybe you'll teach them something too (ie that Jesus died for them and wants them to let Him into their lives).
Great Big Love,
Jacques.
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-03-2008, 05:15 PM
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Even IF (and it's a big 'IF') these symbols have anything to do with gay people, why on earth would that bother you?
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Because gay people are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord! How could that not bother us?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-03-2008, 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Jacques_Happy
How about having a beer and a chat with them instead? Maybe they'll teach you something (ie you have nothing to fear from them), and maybe you'll teach them something too (ie that Jesus died for them and wants them to let Him into their lives).
Great Big Love,
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Umm what?? Have a beer with them? Thats like having a beer with someone on death row. Theres just no point! And besides I am not fluent in queer.
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-03-2008, 05:28 PM
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Umm what?? Have a beer with them? Thats like having a beer with someone on death row.
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Except that you can't catch the AIDS by having a beer with someone on death row.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Homosexual threat in my neighborhood!?!? -
07-03-2008, 05:32 PM
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Except that you can't catch the AIDS by having a beer with someone on death row.
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Ahh This is VERY true!
Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!
Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.
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