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Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-05-2008, 09:39 AM
This is sick! In class the tell students to "examine themselves. Fot girls it means playing with their breasts and boys with their thingy.
This is what happens when you don't homeschool, your kids burn in Hell!
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IC 20-30-5-15
Breast cancer and testicular cancer instruction
Sec. 15. (a) Each school corporation shall include in the school corporation's high school health education curriculum instruction regarding breast cancer and testicular cancer as adopted by the state board, including the significance of early detection of these diseases through:
(1) monthly self-examinations
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Every month! I can see the kids going into the stall, "to examine" themselves. And before they get home to ask Jesus to forgive them,
WHAM!
A truck flattens them after they step off of the bus. Little Johhny is now going to Hell!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-05-2008, 10:41 AM
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This is sick! In class the tell students to "examine themselves. Fot girls it means playing with their breasts and boys with their thingy.
This is what happens when you don't homeschool, your kids burn in Hell!
Every month! I can see the kids going into the stall, "to examine" themselves. And before they get home to ask Jesus to forgive them,
WHAM!
A truck flattens them after they step off of the bus. Little Johhny is now going to Hell!
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I would have supposed that many teachers had enough to deal with running a classfull of misdirected teenagers withoutthem being encouraged to fiddle with their tallywhackers and kebabs in class.
As if all the nuisance of mp3 players, cell phones , drugs , guns and knives in the hands of heathens and unbelievers, isn't enough nonsense in the schools.
Just another giant step along the path of sin and unclean ways...
You would think any decent place of education would want to discourage that sort of thing.
Unless of course they're a cathoholic school. Then the rules probably say the priests and nuns have to do all that fiddling about with the kids parts for them...
Deviants...
I am glad we teach our own...
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-05-2008, 11:13 AM
Why can't they just teach them to examine their souls, to see how they've offended God lately? Surely that'd be a much better way of preventing them from being cursed by God with cancer. It's sad when secular schools put their dogma ahead of children's health.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-05-2008, 12:28 PM
What is sinful at examining yourself to check if you have a disease? If people would stop being full with shame about their own body and start examining themselves much pain and sorrow by diseases could be prevented and it would save a lot of money on bills for doctors and medication too.
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-05-2008, 12:31 PM
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What is sinful at examining yourself to check if you have a disease? If people would stop being full with shame about their own body and start examining themselves much pain and sorrow by diseases could be prevented and it would save a lot of money on bills for doctors and medication too.
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You dirty little boy! We are to trust in the Lord, not our own wisdom (and not some elephant-worshiping dothead's wisdom either)! Bodies are shameful things, that's why God gave us clothes. If you don't see your own body as inherently vile, how are you ever going to become humble enough to accept Christ?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-05-2008, 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Teflon©
What is sinful at examining yourself to check if you have a disease? If people would stop being full with shame about their own body and start examining themselves much pain and sorrow by diseases could be prevented and it would save a lot of money on bills for doctors and medication too.
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All True Christians™ know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Cancer Examinations" and "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL! Girls too!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-05-2008, 01:24 PM
Say whatever you want but don't be surprised when your balls rot away.
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-05-2008, 01:38 PM
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Say whatever you want but don't be surprised when your balls rot away.
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Say whatever you want but don't be surprised when Jesus sends you hurtling down to hellfire.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-05-2008, 01:44 PM
They threw out the Holy Bible and now they're teaching feminazism in our schools. This is horrendous
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-05-2008, 01:49 PM
Sister Roberta are you here???
After seeing this thread about breast examinations (and seeing your avatar) I was concerned that you might not be doing yours.
Even though I might go to hell for such acts I would like to volunteer to examine your breasts for any sign of cancer.
It would be a terrible shame to waste two of Gods perfect creations.
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-05-2008, 02:34 PM
*Sigh*
Has no one taught you poor misguided and under-exposed people the difference between self-exams and masturbation?
Masturbation is used to have a pleasurable sexual experience, preferably finishing with an orgasm.
A self-exam is used to check the private areas for signs of disease, such as lumps that could lead to cancer or other issues. When doing one there is no difference between touching yourself there and touching, say, your knee or your elbow. There is no sexual connotation when doing a self-exam.
Seriously, ya'll need to get your heads out of your asses and LEARN something about the secular world.
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-05-2008, 03:23 PM
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*Sigh*
Has no one taught you poor misguided and under-exposed people the difference between self-exams and masturbation?
Masturbation is used to have a pleasurable sexual experience, preferably finishing with an orgasm.
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Thank you for sharing your to-do list for this morning.
Was that really necessary?
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A self-exam is used to check the private areas for signs of disease, such as lumps that could lead to cancer or other issues. When doing one there is no difference between touching yourself there and touching, say, your knee or your elbow. There is no sexual connotation when doing a self-exam.
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Thank you for proving our point. (Ladies, don't look at this site unless your husband or father is with you to explain and put it in context.)
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Tease your partner by skipping the usual "hot spot" and going for the erogenous zones he may never realized he had.
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Back of knees,and inside of elbow. Who would have guessed the layer of skin covering the inside of the elbows and the back of knees were sensitive to touch? A little caressing of these areas with your fingertips will sure bring an interested smile across his face.
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Seriously, ya'll need to get your heads out of your asses and LEARN something about the secular world.
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Between you, Father Mo, and Mary Martin, I think we have more than enough depraved sexular influence already!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-05-2008, 05:56 PM
I blame the Clintons. After all, Slick Willy did give us a Surgeon General who wanted to make the "M" abomination part of the school curriculum. That uppity "M"-enabling Negress must be proud.
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-05-2008, 08:26 PM
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Sister Roberta are you here???
After seeing this thread about breast examinations (and seeing your avatar) I was concerned that you might not be doing yours.
Even though I might go to hell for such acts I would like to volunteer to examine your breasts for any sign of cancer.
It would be a terrible shame to waste two of Gods perfect creations.
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-06-2008, 04:11 AM
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Are you prepared to marry her first?
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No but I'll marry you!!
Hubba Hubba!!!
Quit f*u*c*k*i*n*g with my signature you F*U*C*K*I*N*G A*S*S*H*O*L*E*S
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-06-2008, 08:07 AM
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No but I'll marry you!!
Hubba Hubba!!!
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-06-2008, 12:29 PM
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No but I'll marry you!!
Hubba Hubba!!!
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-24-2008, 11:00 AM
Considering a "Self-Examination" has nothing to do with Masturbation...
More or less, shouldn't you be complaining about the "Paedophiles" who are giving children Physical Examinations?
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-24-2008, 12:00 PM
I think it's a good endeavor and it might actually save a few lives.It has nothing to do with masturbation..kids do that on their own free will lol.
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Re: Indiana schools required to teach students to masturbate!!! -
09-24-2008, 12:38 PM
True Christians never get sick. And when they do, it's a test from God. No need for medication, or any of that vile new-hippie treatments. Faith is more than enough to cure EVERYTHING
Only sinners and homers and vile greeks are constantly afraid of their well being. Because they know that their eternal damnation draws closer.
"And Jesus went about all Galilee, teaching in their synagogues, and preaching the gospel of the kingdom, and healing all manner of sickness and all manner of disease among the people." Matthew 4:23
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