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England's demise -
11-10-2006, 12:42 AM
Some thought there would always be an England. Butt I think this story proves otherwise. No real Englishman would ever conduct himself in this way (a Scotsman, yes certainly, but not an Englishman). England is no more.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15643614/
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Re: England's demise -
11-10-2006, 01:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Larry Lee
Some thought there would always be an England. Butt I think this story proves otherwise. No real Englishman would ever conduct himself in this way (a Scotsman, yes certainly, but not an Englishman). England is no more.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15643614/
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Hmmm. Apart from anything else, I think it is worth bearing in mind that the fellow in this story is from the SINGULARLY Godless town of Sunderland, a subject which I cannot even bring myself to speak more on, especially since this isn't the Promise Enforcers forum, so there may be ladies present.
But you're right - even for a resident of Sunderland, this behaviour is decidely un-English, and so I suspect there is more than meets the eye going on here. Remember that this man had lately returned from Iraq - I suspect that the insurgents, emboldened by the victory of their allies in Congress, had stealthily inserted an IED into the poor fellow's rear without him noticing, and timed the detonator so that it would explode in the 5th of November, when the whole nation is engaged in harmless explosive-based japery to celebrate the ritual torture and killing of Catholics, and the secular mainstream media would be fooled into thinking this terrorist outrage was a mere prank. Doesn't that sound far more plausible to you?
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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Re: England's demise -
11-10-2006, 01:18 PM
The fact that it is reported in two different ways, giving different names means it was a prank, or two people did it!
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: England's demise -
11-11-2006, 02:58 PM
There is a group of Japanese comedians whose entire shtick it setting off various fire crackers, roman candles, etc in all of their bodily orifices. I can't recall their name, but they tour all the time, playing college clubs etc.
They seem to do fine. I guess the Brits really have sunk low if a bunch of japs can outdo them.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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