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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer -
03-10-2013, 11:47 PM
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So men beating women is okay? What about a woman beating a man?
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What man would allow that? Probably only ashamed Homersexualisticals.
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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer -
03-11-2013, 12:12 AM
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What man would allow that? Probably only ashamed Homersexualisticals.
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So women beating men is not okay
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer -
03-11-2013, 01:46 AM
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So women beating men is not okay
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According to the Bible. See Ephesians 5:22, for example.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-11-2013, 07:44 AM
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I notice most of the replies on this thread are from men. I say no Rodimer, no opinion. You wouldn't want to ban anesthetics if you knew just how much pain women go through in childbirth.
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What is the pain of childbirth if not a gift from God? I turned off my wife's morphine drip when my son Zebida was born. Yes, my wife did cause a bit of a fuss and the doctor said it was the noisiest caesarian he had ever performed however it was a mild discomfort compared to an eternity in hell.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-11-2013, 07:06 PM
Anesthetics is a noxious gas, which is closely related to the gas used by Nazis in WW2. The anesthetics is also a combustible fuel used by dirty old Chinese cars.
The childbirth pain is something God want women to go through. Any attempt to avoid it is a sin like taking insulin and anti depressants.
This summer, CCHR will have a campaign named "Anesthesia - Industry of Death", where we will reveal the shocking truth about the Nazi origin of anesthesia. Our goal is to liberate the women from coercive medical practice conducted by big pharma and radical feminism.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer -
03-11-2013, 07:52 PM
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So women beating men is not okay
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Please provide verse and chapter for your proposterous comment.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-11-2013, 10:46 PM
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I notice most of the replies on this thread are from men.
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What you're missing is that most of the replies on this thread are from True Christians™. The Holy Bible is neither male nor female, but pure Truth©. It matters not if a man or woman responds, since a True Christian™ will always refer to Holy Scripture, nothing more, nothing less.
One part of Scripture you may not be familiar with is 1 Timothy 3:11 where the LORD tells us women are supposed to be sober. As Pastor Anderson explains (23:05),
“That means get off the drugs. You say, ‘Well, nobody in our church is smoking pot.’ Well, what about all the other drugs? What about all the other mind-altering drugs that you’re on for your [big quote fingers] ‘depression’? For your ‘anxiety’?… No Christian ought to be on psychiatric meds, period.”
Obviously this includes anesthetics during childbirth.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-11-2013, 10:59 PM
Would you rather suffer briefly in this life or suffer for an eternity?
1 Timothy 2:15 says only women who have children will be spared hell, so even though God wants women to suffer during childbirth - He makes sure that those who give birth are closer to reaching the gates of heaven...
Provided that they are True Christian women who don't commit adultery and don't have premarital sex.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-13-2013, 08:12 PM
I never understood what all of these atheists are going on about.
1st Timothy 2:15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
So it seems that even during childbearing I am to continue in faith, charity, holiness and sobriety.
Exactly how does exposing my backside in order to get a paralyzing shot fit into that?
Anyway, childbirth isn't as harsh as the femenists make it out to be. Or maybe it's my faith in God that makes it so easy, I've never been in more than 4 hours of labor.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-14-2013, 11:58 AM
Ephesians 5:25-28 ESV / 22 helpful votes
Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish. In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-14-2013, 12:11 PM
Woman is part of man, says Bible,
man beating woman, = no liking them = the beating man not liking himself.
God said women to sumbit them to their wife but that doesnt mean the husband will treat them like nobody.
And if you dont like womens, ( why do you wnat to make them suffer otherwise? )
Then just stay away from them and be virgin.
http://www.passtheword.org/shaker-ma...irgin-life.htm
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-14-2013, 01:01 PM
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Ephesians 5:25-28 ESV / 22 helpful votes
Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish. In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.
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Woman is part of man, says Bible,
man beating woman, = no liking them = the beating man not liking himself.
God said women to sumbit them to their wife but that doesnt mean the husband will treat them like nobody.
And if you dont like womens, ( why do you wnat to make them suffer otherwise? )
Then just stay away from them and be virgin.
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(Genesis 1:28) "And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
You can't cherry-pick the Bible for your satanic purposes.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-14-2013, 04:00 PM
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Yeah, right, and look where did this idea take the Shakers - they are extinct, because they did not multiply!!
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-14-2013, 05:39 PM
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Woman is part of man, says Bible,
man beating woman, = no liking them = the beating man not liking himself.
God said women to sumbit them to their wife but that doesnt mean the husband will treat them like nobody.
And if you dont like womens, ( why do you wnat to make them suffer otherwise? )
Then just stay away from them and be virgin.
http://www.passtheword.org/shaker-ma...irgin-life.htm
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Well this is just the most harebrained crap I've ever heard! How DARE you come onto our Christian forum and spew such nonsense?
I am SO OFFENDED right now!
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-14-2013, 08:16 PM
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Ephesians 5:25-28 ESV / 22 helpful votes
Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish. In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.
http://www.openbible.info/topics/loving_your_wife
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So you know your Bible so well, you had to go to some false Christian site that picks and chooses between Bible (per)versions to say what they want it to say?
Lets see how God treats those he loves?
Hebrews 12:7 If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
So if men are supposed to love their wives as Jesus loves them, and God chastises men as sons, how exactly is a man supposed to treat his wife?
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Woman is part of man, says Bible,
man beating woman, = no liking them = the beating man not liking himself.
God said women to sumbit them to their wife but that doesnt mean the husband will treat them like nobody.
And if you dont like womens, ( why do you wnat to make them suffer otherwise? )
Then just stay away from them and be virgin.
http://www.passtheword.org/shaker-ma...irgin-life.htm
Be virgin Be pure, be the true follower of God and Jesus.
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And yet another who does not understand the difference between abuse and correction.
Abuse = have bad day at work, come home take it out on wife
Correction = wife does something wrong and is corrected for it.
Anyway, I don't know what any of this has to do with anesthesia during child birth.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-14-2013, 08:36 PM
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Originally Posted by SlaveOfGod
Woman is part of man, says Bible,
man beating woman, = no liking them = the beating man not liking himself.
God said women to sumbit them to their wife but that doesnt mean the husband will treat them like nobody.
And if you dont like womens, ( why do you wnat to make them suffer otherwise? )
Then just stay away from them and be virgin.
http://www.passtheword.org/shaker-ma...irgin-life.htm
Be virgin Be pure, be the true follower of God and Jesus.
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If you believe that a man who beat his wife betimes can't love her, what do you think about a man who allow Big Pharma to poison his wife with noxious gas? Anesthetics = nitrous oxide = noxious gas.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-14-2013, 08:43 PM
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If you believe that a man who beat his wife betimes can't love her, what do you think about a man who allow Big Pharma to poison his wife with noxious gas? Anesthetics = nitrous oxide = noxious gas.
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Have you noticed the number of retards have increased with the use of these drugs?
Yet they turn around and blame it on smoking and drinking.
Well tell me why smoking and drinking are on the down turn, but the number of retards are on the rise? Nobody uses common sense anymore.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-14-2013, 10:03 PM
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Have you noticed the number of retards have increased with the use of these drugs?
Yet they turn around and blame it on smoking and drinking.
Well tell me why smoking and drinking are on the down turn, but the number of retards are on the rise? Nobody uses common sense anymore.
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Great finding there! Pregnant smokers are often blamed for ADHD kids, but as CCHR have proven, there is no such thing as ADHD. It is a made-up disease made to deliver profits to Big Pharma, just as cervical cancer. CCHR investigated pregnant smoking further and came up with some interesting results, which the lamestream media attempts to silence:
★ No increased risk of giving birth to soulless beasts.
★ Lower birth weight, which is actually a good thing. Infant obesity is a significant risk factor in childbirth complications.
★ The only real danger with pregnant smoking is the increased risk of evil psychiatrists labeling your perfectly healthy kid with ADHD or some other nonsensic combination of letters. Easily countered with land mines in your garden.
Noxious gas is extremely addictive, and was used by the Nazis in WW2.
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-18-2013, 09:58 PM
Minister, you are beautifully written. Accepting drugs like that is like rejecting God and the gender he gave you. Rejecting God's love and fairness to punish you! Or should I say, us. In childbirth there is salvation,and if you never felt it, it wasn't really childbirth at all. The small discomfort of birth is nothing compared to the pain Jesus endured for us, or the pain in God's heart when woman first disobeyed him. Find joy in birthing your sons!
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Re: BAN anaesthetics during childbirth: God wants women to suffer! -
03-18-2013, 10:42 PM
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Minister, you are beautifully written. Accepting drugs like that is like rejecting God and the gender he gave you. Rejecting God's love and fairness to punish you! Or should I say, us. In childbirth there is salvation,and if you never felt it, it wasn't really childbirth at all. The small discomfort of birth is nothing compared to the pain Jesus endured for us, or the pain in God's heart when woman first disobeyed him. Find joy in birthing your sons!
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Okay I disagree because childbirth SUCKS! And some women's hips don't separate during pregnancy which cause need for a C-section and I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THAT WITHOUT ANESTHESIA!
*Oh, and I know that ^ for a fact because I have two daughters.*
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