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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-11-2012, 10:31 PM
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Please show where any True Christian™ has misquoted the Bible (KJV1611).
Wrong! The retarded landover baptist pastors did not misquote the Bible, they fail to understand God's true word since they know deep in their hearts they have sinned seriously.
I'll give you 2 hours: tick tock.
Okay I'm done.
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LOL. Landover baptist pastors are crazy, cranky, mean, selfish, and ungodly.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-11-2012, 10:39 PM
You haven't answered the question.
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Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-11-2012, 10:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Then why do the Scriptures I quoted say that they were instructions for dealing with malefactors to the Israelites from God (via Moses)? Why would God tell the Israelites to do something if He didn't want them to?
If you read the Bible carefully(which of course you haven't), then you'll know that after Jesus came down to the Earth to pay the price for our sins, Old Testament punishments don't apply anymore. After Jesus has risen, the New Testament was written so that non-believers may get to know Jesus and be forgiven for their sins.
Again (for like the 5th time), WHAT ERRORS?
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Way too many. swearing, insults, unlawful condemnation to hell, mocking both atheists and Christians, misusing your false status as pastor, I can go on forever all day and night. But do you really want me to?
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-11-2012, 10:42 PM
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You haven't answered the question.
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That's because he doesn't know the answers because he's not actually a Christian.
He's just here to say stuff.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-11-2012, 10:42 PM
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No but I'm sure you will
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Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-11-2012, 10:51 PM
You are making claims against True Christians™ that are not supported by evidence. In your cursory glance through the Bible do you happen to remember this part?
(Proverbs 19:9) "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish."
<--- you
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-11-2012, 10:54 PM
Your comment that the phrase "an eye for an eye, etc." is God stating the He is the one who should be putting out eyes and by extension, not His followers is false, as demonstrated from the actual verse, below:
Exodus 21:23-25
But if any harm follows, then you shall give life for life, 24 eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot, 25 burn for burn, wound for wound, stripe for stripe.
Note the pronon "You", as in these are God's instructions to us, not Him declaring hands off, let Me handle it.
The fact that you are proclaiming false information as being in line with the Bible makes you, quite simply, a false christian.
Furthermore, we are not distorting the words of the Bible, but simply repeating them. We don't send people to Hell, because we do not have the power to do so. According to the Bible, God does that to people who do not follow Him.
We also are not selfish in the least, as we go out of our way to provide people the information that they need so that they no longer have to live in fear of going to Hell.
Finally, friend, I think that we are far more in tune with the real world than you, yourself. If nothing else, we have faced the reality of the Bible. We don't flip from book to book, page to page, looking for words that comfort us. We look for passages that challenge us. The harder it is to take, the more we're willing to look it in the eye.
So, tell the truth, is it comfort that you long for, or a challenge?
Steadfastly Yours,
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-11-2012, 10:55 PM
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You do realize Didymus Much isn't a pastor? In fact it's doubtful he isn't even a believer. We just tolerate his presence since he doesn't falme us (unlike some self proclaimed Christians I could mention Jack) and in the hope one day Jesus love might enter him.
As for mocking Atheists, why not? They are just so many bearded perverts. Atheist reject the love of Jesus, who can take such a person seriously?
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-11-2012, 10:57 PM
Sooner or later he might back up a point with scripture and then we will see!
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-11-2012, 11:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Sooner or later he might back up a point with scripture and then we will see!
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Personally I doubt it. He's probably some kid whose never opened a Bible in his life and yet will sit there and lecture everyone around him like he's Thomas Aquinas.
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-11-2012, 11:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack, the noisy false christian
Way too many....
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Yawn. Ok, here we go...
Beautifully vague. I expect you want me to defend every word in every post in every thread on this forum? How about you mention a specific case, and we'll deal with that.
See above.
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...unlawful condemnation to hell...
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"Unlawful" in your poorly considered and decidedly non-Biblical opinion. Again, specific case and we'll deal. Remember, warning someone that they're going to Hell is NOT the same as sending them there yourself.
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...mocking both atheists...
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So? How is this an "error"? Scripture, please, your opinion is worthless.
Hasn't happened. False Christians (such as yourself), then yes, and how is that an error?
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... misusing your false status as pastor...
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I ain't a pastor, idiot. I'm not even Christian.
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... I can go on forever all day and night. But do you really want me to?...
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Sure, any time you want to start, go ahead, just make sure that they are actual errors. What you "feel" is wrong is moot. Scripture or STFU.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-12-2012, 12:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Jesus never did that. He said that, but it does not mean what you've been told it does (another example of the importance of looking at things in context). Please see my response to someone else who misunderstood that passage here.
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Thanks for putting in context, but it is still a passive-aggressive way of doing things, isnt it?
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-12-2012, 01:01 AM
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Thanks for putting in context, but it is still a passive-aggressive way of doing things, isnt it?
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That's what I said, yes.
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...So "turning the other cheek" does not mean to yield unconditionally, it's a passive-aggressive way of forcing the other to treat you as an equal...
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-12-2012, 01:43 AM
Mr Jack: when you registered to post on the forum you were asked to post an introduction. You have not done so. Why not?
POST YOUR INTRODUCTORY THREAD HERE (when you get there you'll need to click the "New Thread" button, which looks like this):
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You would also have been advised that Landover Baptist is a Bible believing Church. In the responses to your unsubstantiated mumbo-jumbo there have been numerous Bible references posted. Have you read them? or looked them up in your own Bible?
In your own posts you refuse to quote God's Word.
The claims you make contradict that source, so please explain: WHAT SOURCE ARE YOU USING?
For ease of reference, here are your posts collected so that everyone can see you do not quote Scripture, even when you have been asked repeatedly to do so.
Why do ignore The Bible? When you claim to know what God commands and yet disregard His actual Commandments you expose yourself as ignorant - the more so since what you claim is NOT the same as you would find in God's Inerrant Word if you ever read it, instead of just listening to what some fool spouts from a pulpit - obnoxious and rude. Before posting again, READ The Bible, MAKE an introductory post and GET RIGHT WITH GOD. At present you are on the path to HELL FOREVER and although Jesus will be watching your everlasting torture, you will be excluded from Grace by the insane choices you make today.
Whoever your "pastor" is, if the rubbish you've been posting here is anything to go by you should cease all contact to avoid further brainwashing and START READING THE BIBLE.
Then you will know what it says and will be able to support your statements with evidence from God instead of the lies of SATAN.
REVELATION 14
9 And the third Angel followed them, saying with a lowd voice, If any man worship the beast and his image, and receiue his marke in his forehead, or in his hand,
10 The same shall drinke of the wine of the wrath of God, which is powred out without mixture into the cup of his indignation, and hee shall be tormented with fire and brimstone, in the presence of the holy Angels, and in the presence of the Lambe:
11 And the smoke of their torment ascendeth vp for euer and euer. And they haue no rest day nor night, who worship the beast and his image, and whosoeuer receyueth the marke of his name.
12 Here is the patience of the Saints: Here are they that keepe the Commandements of God, and the faith of Iesus.
13 And I heard a voyce from heauen, saying vnto me, Write, Blessed are the dead which die in the Lord, from hencefoorth, yea, saith the Spirit, that they may rest from their labours, and their workes doe follow them.
©1611 Note especially verse12. There are two requirements: - keeping the commandments of God
- keeping the faith of Jesus
You do neither of these. Firstly, you do not even know what The Commandments Of God are and secondly, when and if you ever do read His Word you interpret it in such a way that renders Faith In Jesus unnecessary (from your point of view) and completely ignore anything which may not be so interpreted.
God's Word is brought to us by inspiration of The Holy Ghost II Peter 1:21 but Mr Jack thinks he knows better than that. By contradicting God's Word, Mr Jack calls The Holy Ghost a LIAR and God has this to say about such wretches:
MARK 3
25 And if a house be diuided against it selfe, that house cannot stand.
26 And if Satan rise vp against himselfe, and be diuided, hee cannot stand, but hath an end.
27 No man can enter into a strong mans house, and spoile his goods, except he will first bind the strong man, and then he will spoile his house.
28 Uerely I say vnto you, All sinnes shalbe forgiuen vnto the sonnes of men, and blasphemies, wherewith soeuer they shall blaspheme:
29 But he that shal blaspheme against the holy Ghost, hath neuer forgiuenesse, but is in danger of eternall damnation.
©1611 wretches such as Mr Jack. God's House has not been spoiled. It has stood for over 6,000 years - despite incessant attempts BY SATAN to DIVIDE and RUIN. We accept The Bible, do not contradict its words and accept the inspiration of The Holy Ghost as stated by God. That is very strong evidence.
You however offer no evidence at all.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-14-2012, 05:30 PM
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YOU don't have the right to judge anyone, as you are not a True Christian™. Perhaps one day you will become right with Jesus, but for now you are simply a lost heretic.
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Too true!
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-15-2012, 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
Dear swiss fag,
Why are you here? Are you feeling the pull of Eternal Salvation? Are you ready to cast your demon ways behind you and accept Jesus Christ as your Personal Savior?
Jesus wants you, AND SO DO I!!!!!
(2 Peter 3:9) "The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance."
We're not giving up on you, friend!
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I'm here to rock out with my tallywacker out! And that does not mean casting my bibedi-boo demons away. You guys are so hilarious. :>.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-15-2012, 04:38 PM
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Friend, we do not speak finished here, we speak American, Gods Favorite Language®. If that is not possible for you to do, please return when you are capable of doing so.
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Friend, you do not speak american, you speak english. Get yer facts right, eh? And it's not finished. It's called swedish. ;>.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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04-15-2012, 04:54 PM
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Friend, you do not speak american, you speak english. Get yer facts right, eh? And it's not finished. It's called swedish. ;>.
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As an Englishmen I can tell you that you are not correct. The language I speak is American. I believe that God gave the English the American language first so that we could produce the King James Bible in it's correct American. The language was then transported over to it's rightful home (the USA) by the early settlers. The English were just custodians of the American language for a while.
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Jack
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-15-2012, 09:54 PM
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I'm here to rock out with my tallywacker out! And that does not mean casting my bibedi-boo demons away. You guys are so hilarious. :>.
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You disgust me and Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
04-15-2012, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
As an Englishmen I can tell you that you are not correct. The language I speak is American. I believe that God gave the English the American language first so that we could produce the King James Bible in it's correct American. The language was then transported over to it's rightful home (the USA) by the early settlers. The English were just custodians of the American language for a while.
YIC
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Thank you for pointing that out Mr O'fagan. Is that why the Yanks our American cousins use Queen Anne spelling?
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..And that does not mean casting my bibedi-boo demons away
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