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This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
12-05-2015, 11:09 PM
On my way home from the gun shop Friday I stopped by the grocery store to pick up a loaf of bread and some simple foodstuffs that I could fix for myself while Mrs. Fore is at Landover Baptist University's medical wing being treated for the broken wrist she got from falling down the stairs.
The store was crowded and all I wanted to do was get out, but of course there were only a couple of checkout lanes open, and I just happened to be stuck in line behind a couple of queers who were apparently "married" and had a little boy in their shopping cart.
My first instinct was that the boy had been kidnapped from his real parents, and I immediately took out my cellular phone and dialed up Sheriff Richards. Stepping aside, I frantically explained that the human trafficking market had finally penetrated Freehold, and that he had to get here immediately.
I knew I had to keep the homosexuals busy until the sheriff arrived, so naturally I took out my pocket Bible and poked one of the queers on the shoulder with a Slim Jim to get his attention.
The queer turned to look at me and I quickly dropped the Slim Jim so he wouldn't think I was flirting with him.
I proudly quoted Leviticus 18:22, advising the homosexual that gay sex is a deadly sin.
The words of Satan sprang immediately from the homosexual's defiled mouth: "Why don't you go **** yourself, buddy."
Who but a sexual deviant would encourage a complete stranger to masturbate in front of their child?
I realized in this moment that it would be both a sin and a crime to allow these predators any more chances to leave the store with this little boy in their care, so I pushed the homosexual aside and lifted the innocent child from his seat in the shopping cart to get him away from the child molesters.
The little boy began shrieking and crying immediately, no doubt afraid that he would be abused, beaten, and ceaselessly raped by his "daddies" again tonight.
Both of the homosexual predators threw themselves at me, clawing and grasping and lisping for me to get my hands off their "son," but neither I nor JESUS would have any of that.
Holding the boy over my shoulder with one hand and wielding the Bible in my other, I fought my way through the checkout aisle, bravely fending off the queers and even some passersby who also jumped into the fray to stop me from doing GOD's work.
I quickly snatched a home decor magazine off the shelf and threw it at the homosexuals, hoping that it would distract them long enough for me to escape, but it didn't work.
I knew at this point I was dealing with a couple of elite operatives of the gay agenda and that my only choice was to simply run.
In an act of great personal Christian sacrifice, I left my basket of groceries on the floor and headed quickly for the exit. The homosexuals were close on my tail (like they always are) and as I was about to shove the child into the backseat of my car, I saw the blessed sight of Sheriff Richard's cruiser entering the parking lot.
He immediately drew his firearm and pointed it at the mincing predators, and of course in typical homosexual fashion, they started whining about how they were actually the victims here and how the heterosexual Christian was the one at fault.
Of course, Sheriff Richards dismissed this as the liberal, secular nonsense that it is, and I am happy to say that the child is currently being kept safe in Youth Minister Harry's house while the Sheriff's Department figures out how to dispose of the gays.
The next time somebody tries to convince you that "love is love" and that homosexuals are just like anybody else, you just go ahead and ask them why this little boy was so scared and upset at the idea of going back into custody of his homosexual abusers.
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Re: This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
12-05-2015, 11:18 PM
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I knew at this point I was dealing with a couple of elite operatives of the gay agenda and that my only choice was to simply run.
In an act of great personal Christian sacrifice, I left my basket of groceries on the floor and headed quickly for the exit. The homosexuals were close on my tail (like they always are) and as I was about to shove the child into the backseat of my car, I saw the blessed sight of Sheriff Richard's cruiser entering the parking lot.
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Thank you for this account of bravery, Brother Bob.
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He immediately drew his firearm and pointed it at the mincing predators, and of course in typical homosexual fashion, they started whining about how they were actually the victims here and how the heterosexual Christian was the one at fault.
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How typical. Blaming the victim - this is exactly what these people always do!
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Re: This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
12-06-2015, 03:11 AM
Queers must never be allowed around children, that much is obvious. But allowing them to actually adopt and possess children in the Biblical sense is nothing short of child abuse.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
12-07-2015, 03:14 AM
Praise God!!!
You are TrueChristian™ worthy of heaven and God's rewards!
It's always a pleasure to hear TrueChristian™ talk about the ways they are putting down the queers.
That young boy, who just a few days ago was living with a homo couple, is now in good hands with brother Harry!
Brother Bob, was the grocery store located in Freehold's boarders? If so, Freehold might need to upgrade the security system.
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Matt 19:14 Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven.
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Re: This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
12-09-2015, 09:47 AM
Slathered in the Fresh Hot Blood of the Infant Christ, -Youth Minister Harry Lester
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Re: This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
02-21-2016, 02:51 AM
I hope you all have your children taken away. The <<<offensive liberal jargon>>> white conservative Christian lifestyle is child abuse.
Proverbs 26:11 As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
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Re: This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
03-03-2016, 06:52 PM
You never told us why gays shouldn't be allowed to have children, you simply showed us why you shouldn't be allowed in public.
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Re: This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
03-04-2016, 12:08 AM
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You never told us why gays shouldn't be allowed to have children, you simply showed us why you shouldn't be allowed in public.
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Which part of Leviticus 18:22 did you not get?
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
03-13-2016, 09:48 PM
This is disgusting, you see two homosexuals shopping with a child and you cal the sheriff then attempt to abduct the child, you are a sick person who should be arrested, there is no real reason gay people shouldn't be allowed to adopt, the child would be screaming because a stranger took him away from his parents. piffle off, if God wants that then God can piffle off too
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Re: This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
03-13-2016, 10:33 PM
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This is disgusting, you see two homosexuals shopping with a child and you cal the sheriff then attempt to abduct the child, you are a sick person who should be arrested, there is no real reason gay people shouldn't be allowed to adopt, the child would be screaming because a stranger took him away from his parents. piffle off, if God wants that then God can piffle off too
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By that logic, if you saw two parents poohing on their child in the street, you wouldn't call the sheriff either, or help that child out of harm's way. You'd think to yourself, "Well, that's just their 'Alternative Lifestyle,' and poohing on children may not be for me, but no one can say it's objectively bad because there is no morality except the one we make for ourselves, and I dare not question their morality because I don't know them and I don't want them to question mine."
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
03-20-2016, 11:40 AM
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This is disgusting, you see two homosexuals shopping with a child and you cal the sheriff then attempt to abduct the child, you are a sick person who should be arrested, there is no real reason gay people shouldn't be allowed to adopt, the child would be screaming because a stranger took him away from his parents. piffle off, if God wants that then God can piffle off too
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This documentary clearly shows the queer agenda and how it is all about turning manly, athletic, muscular men ripe for a good Christian wife into bottom-humping savages.
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Re: This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
03-30-2016, 02:40 AM
Oh my god...how can you try to steal a child from his parents? Poor baby must have been terrified. I hope he got back to his parents and you got an enormous lawsuit, at the very least. It's 2016, why don't you grow the hell up and accept that you're just another idiot with a stick up his ***rude choice of vocabulary removed by moderator***.
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Re: This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
03-30-2016, 03:25 AM
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Oh my god...how can you try to steal a child from his parents? Poor baby must have been terrified. I hope he got back to his parents and you got an enormous lawsuit, at the very least. It's 2016, why don't you grow the hell up and accept that you're just another idiot with a stick up his ***rude choice of vocabulary removed by moderator***.
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So, you prefer the poor kid to go to ?
How cruel of you.
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Re: This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
03-30-2016, 09:50 PM
This is the story of Dawn Stefanowicz, She describes her experience living in a same sex household. Poor girl.......
“I wasn’t surrounded by average heterosexual couples,” she says in her court brief. “Dad’s partners slept and ate in our home, and they took me along to meeting places in the LGBT communities. I was exposed to overt sexual activities like sodomy, nudity, pornography, group sex, sadomasochism and the ilk.”
“There was no guarantee that any of my Dad’s partners would be around for long, and yet I often had to obey them,” she said. “My rights and innocence were violated.”
Fags are nothing but despicable degenerates.
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Re: This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
04-07-2016, 10:13 AM
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Fags are nothing but despicable degenerates.
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Where is your compassion? With the right amount of aversion therapy and genital shock treatment these perverts can be saved. Our good Pastor Zeke has a band of ex-gays who are his closest followers after his tender ministry of his homer-deconversion sermons. The private and physical nature of these sessions soon has these young men on their knees before him being anointed for the LORD. To hear their moans of ecstasy as you pass the church doors is a joy. Such is the glory of finding the LORD within you.
Please do not write off our homersexed potential True Christians in such a way.
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Re: This is why gays shouldn't be allowed to raise kids -
05-07-2016, 01:33 PM
The sheer fact of you understatements about calling homosexuals the terms 'fag' and stating they failed at raising children is actually quite false, there are very positive influences of having homosexual parents. There are multiple people who are pedophiles out in the world, yes, and should they be stopped, that's up to society to decide that. It would appear into today's society there are a lot of current issues that remains unresolved or questioned over and over. The fact is, there are many bad people in this world, just as there many good people in this world. However, because someone supports something doesn't give us the right to justify it, based on our own morality or opinions. If he wishes to support pedophilia, that is his own cause, but it's up to everyone else, including him to do what we think is right or just in our hearts.
It is sad to see someone stoop that low into the dark side of the world, but then again who are we to judge that? The issue I see conflicting is that you state he your Christian, but ultimately attacks other secular groups that don't have anything to do with Christianity just because they have their own reasons for being who or what they are.
What gets me most about this is how completely completely one sided this information is and doesn't present any reliable sources to prove the information. Sure, Atheism is clearly frowned upon by multiple people, but that does not in any circumstance give us the right to condemn them, force Christianity, and endorse information that they simply do not want to hear or they simply don't care for. That is 'okay'. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, as it says so in the Bible and how God created us in that same form. If we weren't given that right, we wouldn't be able to produce Art or Music.. or anything for that matter because everyone would be the same. Opinions is what changed the world and has made it what it is today.
I suggest that you take your time and know that there isn't just Christians in this world, that there are other people with feelings and emotions just like you. Human beings who feel and speak just the way everyone else does, and you posting something such as this is completely insensitive and not Christian like at all. You sir, have a lot of thinking to do.
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