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Default Nazi's - 10-06-2006, 12:40 PM

This will most likely be deleted or edited within minutes as the Nazi's who run this forum are doing a great job in removing any posts which do not adhere to their "Truth".
I've been branded as some kind of satanist by your chief shit because I am Vegan - I do not consume animals because that is my choice - my choice as an individual who is not brainwashed by some regimented religious system of lies and deceit.
You people are a disease. If god did in fact exist, he would have burned you all a long time ago.
**** you, you pack of homophobic, racist wankers!
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Default Re: Nazi's - 10-06-2006, 12:43 PM

Wankers, you must be from Great Britain.
God says veggans are inferior. Just look at Genisis There are all kinds of references in the Bible to why God doesn't like you. Why don't you change your ways and join us and become a True Christian ™ and go to paradise instead of Hell?


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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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Default Re: Nazi's - 10-06-2006, 12:48 PM

Save your breath Brother Eliot. This particular sodomite is at this very moment on his way to eternal hellfire. Banned for life because he hurled an obscenity at the finest, most Godly man in our church...I refer to none other than Pastor Pistle.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Nazi's - 10-06-2006, 01:33 PM

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God says veggans are inferior. Just look at Genisis There are all kinds of references in the Bible to why God doesn't like you. Why don't you change your ways and join us and become a True Christian ™ and go to paradise instead of Hell?
No one is inferior for practicing his religious or culinary belief.
Just a hypothetical question: Do they serve meat in heaven? Do they serve lobsters?
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No one is inferior for practicing his religious or culinary belief.
Just a hypothetical question: Do they serve meat in heaven? Do they serve lobsters?
Friend, let me ask you an actual question, one that will determine the course of your immortal soul: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Saviour? THAT is more important than whatever you want to eat for supper tonight.

However, on that topic, Jesus commanded us to eat meat, and He certainly ate meat. Hitler was an avowed vegantarian, and a filthy mary-worshiper, so that should give you some barometer. And yes, anyone who worships false Gods or practices paganism (veganism) IS in fact inferior...

In the meantime bobby, better ask yourself this: Why has Jesus called you here? Surely not to waste your time discussing how much salt to put on your roast?


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Friend, let me ask you an actual question, one that will determine the course of your immortal soul: Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Saviour? THAT is more important than whatever you want to eat for supper tonight.

However, on that topic, Jesus commanded us to eat meat, and He certainly ate meat. Hitler was an avowed vegantarian, and a filthy mary-worshiper, so that should give you some barometer. And yes, anyone who worships false Gods or practices paganism (veganism) IS in fact inferior...

In the meantime bobby, better ask yourself this: Why has Jesus called you here? Surely not to waste your time discussing how much salt to put on your roast?
I enjoy meat very very very much. If I can't see the cow, I won't mind. And Hitler being a vegan is just another reason for tasty beasts to be killed and served. If I'm not wrong, he was an Austrian, which are mostly catholics.

I haven't started believing yet. But perhaps God himself guided me here just to be convinced he is the light.

Some other threads suggested that your church only allows kosher so I mentioned lobsters. Are you allowed to eat non-kosher food?
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Some other threads suggested that your church only allows kosher so I mentioned lobsters. Are you allowed to eat non-kosher food?
Friend, if you read Acts chapter 10, you will see a list of items that were removed from the "unclean" list.

Acts 10:12 Wherein were all manner of fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.

This list contains, 4 footed animals, creeping things and fowls of the air (those were originally unclean), now those things are acceptable. PRAISE JESUS!!! Which is why it's ok to eat a pork chop.

What isn't on that list?

Shellfish!

Flightless fowl!

Other things.

We aren't "kosher" but to be safe, some people are.

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I enjoy meat very very very much. If I can't see the cow, I won't mind. And Hitler being a vegan is just another reason for tasty beasts to be killed and served. If I'm not wrong, he was an Austrian, which are mostly catholics.

I haven't started believing yet. But perhaps God himself guided me here just to be convinced he is the light.

Some other threads suggested that your church only allows kosher so I mentioned lobsters. Are you allowed to eat non-kosher food?
We are not filthy Christ-killing jews! Jesus freed us from the jew dietary laws (Mark 7:15-19, Acts 10:12-16, Rom. 14:1-3) although some members still regard lobster with suspicion I have to admit.

However, most aspects of the Old Testament are still in effect, constrained only by secular law. Jesus said (Matt. 5:18) "For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled." The ceremonial aspect of the Old Testament is no longer required to be observed, but God and His moral laws never change.

And speaking of change, Jesus doesn't like the sound of coins jingling together....He needs large denomination bills. Have you tithed friend? You aren't Saved yet, and you don't want to gamble with the lake of fire, do you? Hit the Paypal button right away, and we'll set you up with the appropriate tithing plan for your pocketbook.


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I'll start tithing as soon as I'm convinced God actually exists. Till then Jesus will have to do without new shoes.
Well nancy, you'll find out once He casts you into eternal hellfire, where satan will see to it that you are anally raped by an endless conga line of nasty demons with huge tallywackers. Does that sound like a good time to you?

If you haven't even had the common decency to read the holy KJV1611 Bible, why come in here spewing your hatred? Jesus is about Love. He died for you temporarily and rose on the third day. Has your master satan so clouded your mind that you don't even recognize Christ's Suffering?


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Nazi's - 10-06-2006, 02:29 PM

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Well nancy, you'll find out once He casts you into eternal hellfire, where satan will see to it that you are anally raped by an endless conga line of nasty demons with huge tallywackers. Does that sound like a good time to you?

If you haven't even had the common decency to read the holy KJV1611 Bible, why come in here spewing your hatred? Jesus is about Love. He died for you temporarily and rose on the third day. Has your master satan so clouded your mind that you don't even recognize Christ's Suffering?
If you can prove this bible story is true I'll definitely vote for Jesus and he can have all my money if he needs it.

Show me his love is true and i'll hit the paypal button at once.
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Default Re: Nazi's - 10-06-2006, 02:40 PM

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If you can prove this bible story is true I'll definitely vote for Jesus and he can have all my money if he needs it.

Show me his love is true and i'll hit the paypal button at once.
That will be easy! The pure love of Jesus can be found on page one of the Holy Bible, and then on every single page to the end. Read it from cover to cover and you'll see.

Now you have to fulfill your end of the (legally binding) contract. Hit the Paypal button and we'll drain your bank account, as you so generously and wisely offered.

Don't toy with me nancyboy. And don't even think about thieving from Jesus!! Our team of expensive jew lawyers are standing by.


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Default Re: Nazi's - 10-06-2006, 02:59 PM

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That will be easy! The pure love of Jesus can be found on page one of the Holy Bible, and then on every single page to the end. Read it from cover to cover and you'll see.

Now you have to fulfill your end of the (legally binding) contract. Hit the Paypal button and we'll drain your bank account, as you so generously and wisely offered.

Don't toy with me nancyboy. And don't even think about thieving from Jesus!! Our team of expensive jew lawyers are standing by.
Can you prove the Bible is the word of God, without using the Bible or the Koran?
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Default Re: Nazi's - 10-06-2006, 03:02 PM

Dear Faggot:

I think you'll find that it the Catholics who are Nazis. Throughout the Nazi dominance over Germany, the Catholics endorsed the activities of the party, partly to avoid destruction, but also because both organisations were and are Odinist pagan sodomites obsessed with polytheism and the Ring Cycle. After the Allies (and when I say "Allies" I mean America and Britain, as the French were guttless collabirators and the Russians were gutless communists) defeated Germany, the Vatican aided surviving Nazis in escaping to South America (which is overrun with the rot of the Mary licking idiot church).

So don't compare us to Nazi Catholics, thank you very much. The Pope and his whores bear no simmilarity to the Landover pastors (except that they all stopped wearing brown shirts a while back).

In conclusion, enjoy your AIDS.
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