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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
08-14-2008, 02:59 AM
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I'm sorry. As you know I am subject to bouts of laziness. Getting right on that sir.
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Impressive. A respectful tar baby.
Would you like a job? I have a wonderful opportunity for you. Shinning shoes and polishing fine silver is a forgotten art!
I'm a very thoughtful employer. Every Friday you get a free bucket of fried chicken, a watermellon and a 6 pack of malt liquor.
p/s: Can you tap dance?
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
08-14-2008, 03:22 AM
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Why is it that . . . well, just WHY?!
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Isn't it obvious, sister? It was no doubt a hot and humid day. Her nappy "bede bees" got sooo tight from the humidity that her brain matter was being both yanked and crushed simultaneously. That and the crack those sows love to snort up their huge cavernous nostrils.
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LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
08-14-2008, 03:31 AM
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Sister, I'm afraid that's just our curse
Brother Remy, could you possible PM me some remedial "EXing" lessons? I'm afraid I don't completely understand your posts. It's my curse.
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Look here, boy. It takes more than a couple of online instructions to be purified in the Blood of Jesus. You have to not only read the Holy Bible KJV 1611, but you need to feel it. You must be monitored and tried. And let us not forget the brown paper bag, peach plastic bag, and tar pit tests which categorizes academy applicants in order to provided them with instruction and training tailored to their particular intellectual capabilities.
In the dead of night could you scare someone half to death by smiling and/or opening your eyes? Just trying to get a feel for where you stand.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
08-14-2008, 08:19 PM
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Look here, boy. It takes more than a couple of online instructions to be purified in the Blood of Jesus. You have to not only read the Holy Bible KJV 1611, but you need to feel it. You must be monitored and tried. And let us not forget the brown paper bag, peach plastic bag, and tar pit tests which categorizes academy applicants in order to provided them with instruction and training tailored to their particular intellectual capabilities.
In the dead of night could you scare someone half to death by smiling and/or opening your eyes? Just trying to get a feel for where you stand.
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Caucasian Americans feel quite comfortable around me actually, unlike most of my peers.
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LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
08-14-2008, 10:16 PM
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Caucasian Americans feel quite comfortable around me actually, unlike most of my peers.
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I take it your peers know better?
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
10-11-2008, 06:12 PM
Brother Remy,
Does the term miscegenation apply to an ex-negro?
YIC,
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
10-11-2008, 08:46 PM
Erm...how can you be an ex-negro?
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10-11-2008, 10:17 PM
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Erm...how can you be an ex-negro?
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Its all part of the outreach Ministries at Landover. Just follow the link. Praise!
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LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
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10-12-2008, 01:40 PM
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Brother Remy,
Does the term miscegenation apply to an ex-negro?
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Yes, if that ex-negro sullies himself with a nigress, slant, mexican't, sand nig, injun, dot head, eye-talian or polack. That's just common sense.
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10-12-2008, 01:44 PM
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Erm...how can you be an ex-negro?
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By giving up the jigaboo lifestyle and accepting Jesus into one's heart. Negrodom is a one-way express train to Hell. Jesus can wash even the darkest of black hearts white with His Holy Blood.
Are you a nigra? Do you want to end your life of crack smoking, pie stealing, white women raping, shuck'n and jiv'n, promiscuity and the fascination with gaudy jewelry?
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
11-05-2008, 07:25 AM
Dear Brother Remy
Now that Barack Obama is the President Elect of the USA, is he now an ex-negro?
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
11-05-2008, 07:31 AM
He's not president, yet, so they still have a few weeks to train him properly.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
11-05-2008, 02:25 PM
As a former negro myself, I don't believe that barrack osama will ever achieve ex negroery. Reasons are as follows:
1. He will never pass the paper bag test
2. He is overly saturated with watermelon, fried chicken, and the tar of newports.
3. He publicly speaks of stealing from the white man to give to the black man.
Just to name a few.
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LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
11-05-2008, 06:23 PM
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Dear Brother Remy
Now that Barack Obama is the President Elect of the USA, is he now an ex-negro?
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No.
Are you being sassy? Is that sass I detect in your post? You're not sassing me are you? Are you trying to make a joke? You think this is funny?
Does the fate of the Free World look like a clown to you? You think what the negroidials did to their dark countries happening right here is funny?
I'm not laughing.
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
11-05-2008, 06:25 PM
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As a former negro myself, I don't believe that barrack osama will ever achieve ex negroery. Reasons are as follows:
1. He will never pass the paper bag test
2. He is overly saturated with watermelon, fried chicken, and the tar of newports.
3. He publicly speaks of stealing from the white man to give to the black man.
Just to name a few.
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You haven't been through the academy, nigra. You're a damned nigra and you probably voted for Osambo you son of a bitch!!!
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
11-05-2008, 06:45 PM
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You haven't been through the academy, nigra. You're a damned nigra and you probably voted for Osambo you son of a bitch!!!
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Mr. Lebeau, how long did it take you to become an ex-Negro? I want to be ready before the end times. I am so worried
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LBU Professor and Biblical Wordsmith Extraordinaire President of the Ex-Negro Academy Alumni Association Freehold Best Tan Award winner, 10 yrs running
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
11-05-2008, 06:57 PM
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Mr. Lebeau, how long did it take you to become an ex-Negro? I want to be ready before the end times. I am so worried
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As long as it took to read the entire KJV1611 Bible, know the KJV1611, live the KJV1611 and accept Jesus Christ into my heart. After that it was merely a matter of attending the Ex-Negroe Academy and learning how to act normal.
I've seen your picture, Ken. We have a seperate facility for tar babies like you. So who did you vote for, boy? And don't lie to me!!
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11-07-2008, 02:46 AM
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As a former negro myself, I don't believe that barrack osama will ever achieve ex negroery.
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Mr. Lebeau, how long did it take you to become an ex-Negro? I want to be ready before the end times. I am so worried
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man there be alotta darkies hoggity-hoggin your threads, Mr.LeBeau! they be tryin to basks in your ex-darkie glorys .
nows, i not voted cuz i be a girl but i kinda scareds cuz i were tolded that there be a ethnick ken dolly in charge of thangs now, an he be a real smooths talker, he gonna casts a barbie spell an turn everyone into plastick pod people i so afraids!
this almost be a pickture of him but it not, it to swarthy
an maybee this be Mr.Presdint eLicked borther but he not so scary cuz of the bootiful bloo eyes
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
11-07-2008, 03:57 AM
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man there be alotta darkies hoggity-hoggin your threads, Mr.LeBeau! they be tryin to basks in your ex-darkie glorys .
nows, i not voted cuz i be a girl but i kinda scareds cuz i were tolded that there be a ethnick ken dolly in charge of thangs now, an he be a real smooths talker, he gonna casts a barbie spell an turn everyone into plastick pod people i so afraids!
this almost be a pickture of him but it not, it to swarthy
an maybee this be Mr.Presdint eLicked borther but he not so scary cuz of the bootiful bloo eyes
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Dearest sweet, Petal.
You don't have to worry about that muslim marxist turning anyone into a doll. That is completely preposterous.
What you DO need to fear is ravenous hordes of buck nigra swarming the land raping white women left and right, setting white men of fire or hacking us to bits with machetes! Expect cannibalism to become the new American pastime! Expect crap to be the only "music" allowed. Expect the beef industry to collapse and the chicken industry to skyrocket into a meat monopoly!!! That bird flu will run rampant as a result and all our money will be taken from us to treat lazy disease prone nigra who refuse to get jobs. Expect the trash pick-up to stop. Expect the water purification plants to stop working, expect the electricity to go out. Expect the gas to run out and force people to revert to horses for travel. Expect North Korea, Iran and China to invade us and turn us into communist islamozoids. But we will not be around to experience the rule of this Anti-Christ obamanation!!!! No, Jesus has a special plan for us.
The End Times are at hand. Are you ready to be Called, sister? PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!
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Re: Ask an Ex-Negro -
11-10-2008, 09:52 PM
So, did you dye your skin white or what, because I'm pretty sure you can't just up and change your race. Also, I'm sure your ancestors that have fought through slavery and the civil rights movement are really proud of what you're doing! way to say thanks for giving you the freedom you have now!
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