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Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-19-2014, 06:41 AM
I did not know there was internet in countries outside the USA.
I did not know how much the unsaved hate God, Jesus and the Bible.
What didn't you know?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-19-2014, 07:05 AM
I did not know there were any countries other than the USA.
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-19-2014, 07:11 AM
I did not fully comprehend the depth of existential pain in which the unsaved wallow, nor the extent to which they yearn for Christ's teachings, whether they realize it or not. All the anger that is expressed at God's Chosen Elect is just their misguided way of begging for help. It's both sad and beautiful, not to mention concrete evidence of our LORD's sweet tendermercies. If we can get through to but one lost sheep, it will have all been worth it.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-19-2014, 08:26 AM
Hello Levi Jones.
Before I found Landover Baptist Church Forum I did not know that people would read the Bible and then decide that parts of the Bible were not good enough for them. I have read the Bible all the way through 4 times since my accident and all of it is good even the parts at the beginning of the New Testament that tell the same stories or similar stories one right after the other they are from different people.
I also did not know that people who do not walk with Jesus could be so mean and hateful I have people in my neighborhood who are going to Hell they seem nice but there are rules Pastor Ezekiel knows all of them.
Thank you.
Rusty
Psalms 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-19-2014, 09:15 AM
Before I found Landover Baptist Church, I did not know my NIV Bible was translated by intoxicated men that were paid to discredit the truth of the KJV1611.
I also did not know that there were so many people from Denmark.
1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers." Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-19-2014, 10:15 AM
I did not know how much misinformation there was out there about Christianity, the Bible and creation science.
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-19-2014, 11:43 AM
Before I joined LBC, I didn't realize my use of a razor strop on my sons was insufficient. I have since retired the strop my father passed down to me, and replaced it with a proper rod, fashioned from rosewood.
I Kings 7:23
And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.
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Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.
Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.
Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-19-2014, 11:59 AM
That my friends among the gaywise wanted to rape (anal) both myself and my eager young Nephew.
When I found out all they things they wanted to do to his rump, face and mouth it blow my mind.
I reported them all to the Police: they are no longer my friends.
Praise Jesus for oppening my eyes.
YIC
1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-19-2014, 05:02 PM
I was born and raised within the loving embrace of LBC.
However, I still didn't know that some women out in the unsaved world wore pants, refused to do housework, demanded to work outside of the home and act like men. HORRIFYING!
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-19-2014, 05:45 PM
I didn't know that lesbeans were real. I thought someone had made them up as a joke (though not a very funny joke).
2 Timothy 3:16
All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-19-2014, 06:18 PM
I would also add that, like sister Naomi, I had no idea there were so many Norwegians and even though they all seem to speak American, they are all unsaved. I can only guess that Sweden is sort of like California, only with ice and snow.
I have long experienced the awful hatred toward Christians from the unsaved. This from my own ministry. God's Word is frequently unwelcome among the unsaved and the Devil's people, to the point that violence is often threatened and sometimes committed. I have myself long worn a bullet proof vest while witnessing. I am not often shot at, but drunk Mexicans occasionally try to stick me with their knives.
Being a soldier for Jesus is not for sissies.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-20-2014, 11:36 PM
I did not know the intensity of the hatred that liberal false Christians — those who follow only a few cherry-picked Bible verses and "interpret" even those beyond recognition — have for Bible-following True Christians™. When they tell their outrageous lies about what Christ wants us to do, and I show them with Scripture that they are wrong, they respond with the most un-Christlike language.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-20-2014, 11:59 PM
I didn't realize Canadians were a bigger threat to God's favorite country then the Messicans. Did you know that 80% of the population of Canuckistan lives within 200 miles... 200 MILES..of our border and what is Obama doing? Nothing.
I don't know about you, but this scares me just as much as the white hot flames of HELL!! They are sitting right there, ready to invade us. Your children could be wearing plaid and drinking that moose urine they call beer....be afraid, be very afraid.
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-21-2014, 01:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by John Creeser
I didn't realize Canadians were a bigger threat to God's favorite country then the Messicans. Did you know that 80% of the population of Canuckistan lives within 200 miles... 200 MILES..of our border and what is Obama doing? Nothing.
I don't know about you, but this scares me just as much as the white hot flames of HELL!! They are sitting right there, ready to invade us. Your children could be wearing plaid and drinking that moose urine they call beer....be afraid, be very afraid.
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Not only that, Brother, but they don't even have the decency to look like foreigners.
O Come Lord Jesus.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-21-2014, 11:44 PM
I didn't know I could treat my negro servants as they deserve to be treated without being mean.
1 Peter 2:18-20
18 Servants, be subject to your masters with all fear; not only to the good and gentle, but also to the froward.
19 For this is thankworthy, if a man for conscience toward God endure grief, suffering wrongfully.
20 For what glory is it, if, when ye be buffeted for your faults, ye shall take it patiently? but if, when ye do well, and suffer for it, ye take it patiently, this is acceptable with God.
6 A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-22-2014, 12:24 AM
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if I would ever laugh, again.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-26-2014, 05:16 PM
Honestly, I did not know that there were some people out there who still believed in evolution. I thought that this communist idea had crumbled together with the Berlin Wall.
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Re: Before I served God on Landover Baptist's forums, I did not know. -
01-26-2014, 06:32 PM
I did not know....
- ..what True Christianity is really like. The bibles I grew up on aren't worth the paper they're printed in, the majesty of KJV-1611 is beyond miraculous.
- ...the true extent of Hellhole that India is. I mean the poverty and all is quite glaring but the only, real reason behind this country's 1.3 billion problems, the WORD hasn't reached here. The Indian government bans missionaries from freely proselytizing the unsaved masses.
- ...Jesus wasn't really a Jew. He was GOD, plain and simple. And he came to Earth in flesh for Jews and Gentiles alike.
- ...Unless Jesus intervenes, people who don't speak English are automatically going to Hell. The KJV is written in English, duh! Any translation into heathen babble will yield nothing of value. I've done some research into this subject for instance, there is no precise translation of English words like hubris, waxed, abominations, kindled in Indian languages (and that's only Deuteronomy, Chapter 32). Screw up with Scripture, and you screw your chances of salvation.
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