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10-24-2007, 07:49 PM
I am new here. I was wondering about the proper size for attached pictures.
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10-24-2007, 08:03 PM
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I am new here. I was wondering about the proper size for attached pictures.
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10-24-2007, 10:30 PM
I think I might have something that the folks of Landover might want to print and frame. The quality might be too poor for this
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10-24-2007, 10:46 PM
I see a few problems already. It's missing Demoncrats, LIEbrals, mooselimbs, cathylicks, dwarfs, goths, and atheists for starters.
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10-24-2007, 10:53 PM
I saw that sign at the Bele Chere Festival in Asheville, but I can't remember who had it. Several of us went up there to evangelize during that annual hippie drug-in, and I know several drug-addicts, loose women, homos, and drunkards who all got saved that weekend.
Are you one of the folks who got saved that weekend? Give us your testimony, friend.
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10-24-2007, 11:22 PM
That's a funny sign. I like how they put the giant, oversized mouth on the rebellious woman. That was pretty accurate.
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10-24-2007, 11:37 PM
Holy moly! have we got another soul for JESUS?
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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10-25-2007, 09:02 AM
I'll have to figure out how to get other pictures in this series that was taken over several years. The story of this man goes on in glory and recently, in difficulty. The goths now attack this man while he makes his Belchur witnessing effort.
Pictures of these signs are markers in my journey to Landover. Taking pictures tought me to open my eyes. Before I got the camera a burden was on my heart to buy a gorilla suit. A great had removed this from my possibilities, and I setteled for a camera. When I took pictures I saw things at last, and this is what I saw.
The next step in my journey came from the 9-11 events. It was clear to me that that the world was a different place than I imagined. I research of the Internet. There I saw an inspired Beavis telling the towelheads what he thought of them. One of that kind answered, but he answered like the great Musladore of the Dark Ages Saladhead answered Richard the Lionhearted. With respect. He recomended Landover Bapitst Church to the youth. I looked in too. A few days ago you were discussing street preachers in Asheville. It was time for this.
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10-25-2007, 03:02 PM
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I see a few problems already. It's missing Demoncrats, LIEbrals, mooselimbs, cathylicks, dwarfs, goths, and atheists for starters.
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Amen Brother!
However, it also needs retards, negroes, yids, gooks and beaners.
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10-25-2007, 03:10 PM
I sure hate those falses religions.
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I'll have to figure out how to get other pictures in this series that was taken over several years. The story of this man goes on in glory and recently, in difficulty. The goths now attack this man while he makes his Belchur witnessing effort.
Pictures of these signs are markers in my journey to Landover. Taking pictures tought me to open my eyes. Before I got the camera a burden was on my heart to buy a gorilla suit. A great had removed this from my possibilities, and I setteled for a camera. When I took pictures I saw things at last, and this is what I saw.
The next step in my journey came from the 9-11 events. It was clear to me that that the world was a different place than I imagined. I research of the Internet. There I saw an inspired Beavis telling the towelheads what he thought of them. One of that kind answered, but he answered like the great Musladore of the Dark Ages Saladhead answered Richard the Lionhearted. With respect. He recomended Landover Bapitst Church to the youth. I looked in too. A few days ago you were discussing street preachers in Asheville. It was time for this.
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10-25-2007, 04:30 PM
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10-26-2007, 11:46 PM
In order to post the next picture in this series I must remove the one in this thread to make room. How do I do this?
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10-27-2007, 12:00 AM
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In order to post the next picture in this series I must remove the one in this thread to make room. How do I do this?
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Um, I'm not sure what you mean. Jesus has plenty of room.
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10-27-2007, 12:45 AM
How it turned out for me was different. This was the largest picture I could post and took just about all the space I was allowed. This limit follows me around to other threads. Looks like I've said all I will be able to say. Amen!
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10-27-2007, 01:44 AM
Why don't you put your images on photobucket and link to them with the [img] tags?
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10-27-2007, 01:57 PM
By the look of red and green bars on a file attachments window it looks like I have used up 67 kb of a total allotmnet of 70. Words might be taking up room too. I'll start over again later on, but it just doesn't work for me right now. In the name of Noah's Ark, good-by.
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