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Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
09-29-2009, 10:14 PM
The skating ban in Freehold has been a contentious issue for more than two decades due to aggressive enforcement and the lack of acceptable signage. Kids on skateboards and homers riding rollerskates and rollerblades have been fighting the tickets that they get when riding downtown by claiming that there was no way for them to know about the law. None of the fines were reduced because "ignorance of the law is no excuse to break it", in the words of Judge Obidiah Smith. Many skateboards were confiscated and auctioned online to generate funds for the FPD.
Due to the excessive number of complaints a sign has been placed downtown to let residents and visitors know about the skating prohibition. It also shows that kids should not be riding their bikes on the sidewalks.
I hope this public service message has been helpful in clearing up any misunderstandings.
If your little one's bike was confiscated by the FPD for sidewalk riding, a parent can come to the department's outside storage area to claim the bike. Proof of ownership is required, especially the serial number of the bicycle in question.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
09-29-2009, 10:34 PM
Nobar, do you know if I will be allowed to put a spike strip on my sidewalk? Also, I did not see any mention of those scooter chairs. Those things are a menance too.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
09-29-2009, 10:43 PM
A spike strip might be an insurance hazard, but you might be able to wedge an L shaped steel bar in between the spaces in the sidewalk. That will upset any rowdy skateboarders.
Another option is to re-cement your sidewalk so that it is uneven or with a rough/gravel type surface. This will also improve traction in the rain.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
09-30-2009, 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Also, I did not see any mention of those scooter chairs. Those things are a menance too.
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Excellent observation, Brother James.
Those old people are a definite hazard. Besides, I've noticed that when they go on social security their tithing falls off dramatically.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
09-30-2009, 03:11 PM
Nobar, thanks for bringing this up.
The FPD intends to crack down on this problem hard. Kids these days have zero respect for authority and just go all over with their skateboards and rollerblades. That stops right here, right now.
The FPD is overstocked in tazer barbs and we will not hesitate to thin down our supply on insubordinate skaters and bicyclists.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
09-30-2009, 07:48 PM
Now we just need to ban those damn WHEELCHAIRS from our sidewalks. Those things are a hazard. If rollerskaters, bicyclists and skateboarders can cause accidents and trouble, why couldn't people in wheelchairs? Also, the riders of these chairs are often poor at handling them -- they're either elderly or mentally retarded.
I know Councilman Greg Baines is going to introduce a statuate that just does that and will be on November's ballot.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
09-30-2009, 08:02 PM
What will Rex "Switch" Blade do now?
Is EXTREME mountain biking disallowed?
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
09-30-2009, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Now we just need to ban those damn WHEELCHAIRS from our sidewalks. Those things are a hazard. If rollerskaters, bicyclists and skateboarders can cause accidents and trouble, why couldn't people in wheelchairs? Also, the riders of these chairs are often poor at handling them -- they're either elderly or mentally retarded.
I know Councilman Greg Baines is going to introduce a statuate that just does that and will be on November's ballot.
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I agree Rev. Osborne. They should have to be in the street and maintain legal speeds as to not impede traffic.
They should have the full compliment of road safety gear and full insurance too.
I've had my toe run over a few times at the mall. The bastards just ride away laughing. If they had plates, I could track them down and prosecute.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
10-09-2009, 03:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Ofc. Don W. Richards
Nobar, thanks for bringing this up.
The FPD intends to crack down on this problem hard. Kids these days have zero respect for authority and just go all over with their skateboards and rollerblades. That stops right here, right now.
The FPD is overstocked in tazer barbs and we will not hesitate to thin down our supply on insubordinate skaters and bicyclists.
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Officer, might I suggest the use of a nightstick on their shins after you release a K-9 on them. Nothing does my heart as good as the crack of a night stick against bone, the snarl of an angry police dog and crackle of a Tazer.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
10-09-2009, 08:41 AM
There was a police auction at the Freehold Police Dept (FPD) last week. Several skateboards went unclaimed and were auctioned off on eBay along with some bicycles and video cameras that nobody claimed. One vintage Tony Hawk skateboard fetched 33$. Who knew that a skateboard was worth that much?
The bikes aren't as popular. I think that's due to the fact that the bidder doesn't really know the condition of the bicycle.
Some video gear was confiscated from the skaters. A SONY H56 MiniDV cam was sold for 44$, and a collection of MiniDV cassettes were bought by the same bidder for 2$. You really need the cassettes if you're going to get some use out of the video recorder.
Expect to see some fishing videos posted on youTube in the next few weeks.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
10-09-2009, 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
Now we just need to ban those damn WHEELCHAIRS from our sidewalks. Those things are a hazard........Also, the riders of these chairs are often poor at handling them -- they're either elderly or mentally retarded.
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And let's not forget those old farts on walkers. They clog up the sidewalks and I can't count the times I've been delayed getting into the likker store by those people.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
03-02-2011, 08:46 AM
you guys are funny.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
03-02-2011, 08:54 AM
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There is nothing "funny" about obeying God punk! But have fun laughing all the way to your eternal damnation. You will get what you deserve.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
03-03-2011, 07:45 AM
Not just bicycles, but those small hybrid toy cars have become a real menace on the road. Oftentimes when changing lanes on the freeway in my truck, or reversing in the Walmart parking lot, I've looked around to see one of these things careening into other lanes at high speed or even onto the sidewalk!
They must be hard to control or something, flimsy little things
Anyway, I'm all for learning these kids to drive, but really for some of them they're old enough to stop playing with toys and start driving a real car.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
03-04-2011, 07:15 AM
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There is nothing "funny" about obeying God punk! But have fun laughing all the way to your eternal damnation. You will get what you deserve.
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Dear mister Cranky, your reply says that by hating any one in a wheel chair, with or without a motor, you are obeying God. I truely hope you never get old. PS What makes you call me a punk? oh, i forgot, it's because i thought that y'all were joking about hating/hurting people with disabilities. Now i understand, you are serious about hating/hurting people with disabilities.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
03-04-2011, 07:25 AM
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Dear mister Cranky, your reply says that by hating any one in a wheel chair, with or without a motor, you are obeying God. I truely hope you never get old. PS What makes you call me a punk? oh, i forgot, it's because i thought that y'all were joking about hating/hurting people with disabilities. Now i understand, you are serious about hating/hurting people with disabilities.
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Understand that cripples and retardeds are repulsive in the Eyes of the LORD. Even retardeds and cripples in the lineage of Aaron were not allowed to profane the House of the LORD with their repulsiveness.
Leviticus 21:16-24
And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying, Speak unto Aaron, saying, Whosoever he be of thy seed in their generations that hath any blemish, let him not approach to offer the bread of his God.
For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous,
Or a man that is brokenfooted, or brokenhanded,
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the LORD made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God.
He shall eat the bread of his God, both of the most holy, and of the holy.
Only he shall not go in unto the vail, nor come nigh unto the altar, because he hath a blemish; that he profane not my sanctuaries: for I the LORD do sanctify them.
And Moses told it unto Aaron, and to his sons, and unto all the children of Israel.
Our Creator cannot stand the sight of hellbound retardeds and cripples! Genesis 1:27 tells us that we were created in the Image of God. However, retardeds are something entirely different - the children of hell itself! Since God is perfect, He would not create a retarded, crippled mongrel who is repulsive in His own Sight. Retardeds are obviously the spawn of demons! This is why women who have abortions are cursed with crippled, retarded babies when they finally decide it's "convenient" to have a baby. Abortion opens the womb to demonic possession, plain and simple.
So it's not so much that God hates people who are crippled and retarded; God makes people crippled and retarded because He hates them! They are not even human.
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And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
03-04-2011, 07:30 AM
This thread is about skateboards, not cripples, nor your lesbian cousin's Prius.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
03-04-2011, 09:34 AM
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This thread is about skateboards, not cripples, nor your lesbian cousin's Prius.
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Dang there you go being funny again because the only way you would know if I had a lesbian cousin was if your.....nevermind. But you know what? I didn't bring cripples up. Who healed the withered hand, made the blind man see, cured the leper, and also told the cripple to get up and walK? Oh ya, that was Jesus. God hates 'em alright.
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
03-04-2011, 04:17 PM
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Dear mister Cranky... I truely hope you never get old.
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Let me see if I understand this - you hope that Cranky Old Man never gets old?
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Re: Skateboards, rollerblades, and bicycles prohibited -
03-04-2011, 04:27 PM
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Dang there you go being funny again because the only way you would know if I had a lesbian cousin was if your.....nevermind. But you know what? I didn't bring cripples up. Who healed the withered hand, made the blind man see, cured the leper, and also told the cripple to get up and walK? Oh ya, that was Jesus. God hates 'em alright.
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Jesus cured them so they would no longer be an abomination. If they were fine to begin with, why would he bother to fix them? He gave them a chance to be normal and possibly be saved.
Can you show me where in the Bible it says Jesus loves cripples? Brother Jedediah has been so kind to point out evidence to the contrary in a previous post for you, yet you still seem confused or misled. I'm praying for you.
Now, can we get back to talking about the boys who skateboard through town? Does anyone have any more photos for my evidence folder?
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