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Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
08-31-2007, 01:26 PM
Brothers and sisters, a crisis has erupted in our very own state! One of the Clinton appointed activist judges over in Polk County has ruled that QUEER MARRIAGE IS LEGAL! In our own backyard!! How can this happen!?
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Judge: Iowa gay marriage ban unconstitutional
DES MOINES in Gay rights advocates won a major victory Thursday when a Polk County District Judge ruled that the state's ban on gay marriage violates the Iowa Constitution.
"This court has yet to hear any convincing argument as to how excluding same-sex couples from getting married promotes responsible reproduction in general or by different-sex couples in particular. So far as this court can tell (the law) operates only to harm same-sex couples and their children," said the ruling from Judge Robert Hanson.
The ruling says the law must be rewritten in a gender neutral manner to allow same-sex couples to enter into civil marriage.
"This decision brings to life the Iowa Constitution's promise of equality for same-sex couples and their families in Iowa," said Camilla Taylor, attorney for Lambda Legal, the gay rights group that argued the case.
Sen. David Johnson, an Ocheyedan Republican, said he was disappointed but not surprised. He was one of the co-sponsors of a bill that would have put the gay marriage ban before voters as a proposed Constitutional amendment. He said the ruling underscores the need to resolve this issue with voters, not activist courts.
"We should get this issue on the ballot as quickly as we possibly can," he said.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
08-31-2007, 04:23 PM
That is horrifying. Yet again, those disgusting sodomites, having failed to achieve their special privileges through the normal democratic process, turn to liberal activist judges.
But sadly, it's happening all over the country. In the formerly socially conservative state of Maryland, a county school board elected by tax-and-spend Democrats has decided to force the precious children to learn pro-sodomite propaganda, and decent people have been forced to sue to stop it, according to this only somewhat liberal-biased new source.
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
08-31-2007, 04:38 PM
That does it!
I'm going to start stockpiling firearms and KJV1611 Bibles before those are outright forbidden, and those vile judges try to force us to marry fags!
These fags are the biggest threat to the American way of life ever..
We fought Hitler, we fought the Reds, we fight the terrorists.
But WHY is so few of us fighting the sodomites?? What is wrong with people??
Can't they see the threat these fags represent: they want to SODOMIZE YOU, YOUR CHILDREN, AND BAN THE BIBLE!
Have most of this once Godly nation surrendered like frenchmen already?
Because unless something is done VERY SOON, I don't think that even our glorious leader GWB can stop this tidalwave of satanism pouring over America.
And I pray that Jesus returns soon to Save us from this madness..
Meanwhile I will stockpile, and prepare my weapons.
Surely, an armed attack from fag supporters on our very compound can't be far away.
We truly live in the end times.
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 08-31-2007 at 04:40 PM.
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
08-31-2007, 10:48 PM
So, how many Iowans have married their alpacas already?
Pucker up!
Last edited by Virginia Day Templeton; 08-31-2007 at 10:49 PM.
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
08-31-2007, 11:47 PM
Fuhgaddaboudit. Me and a couple of the other pastors and some of our security staff are going to fly down to Des Moines and have a talk with that judge.
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
09-01-2007, 01:09 AM
We are truly living in the end times, I just hope Jesus arrives before Godly Freehold is swept away in a sea of homosexuality that is forming in Des Moines. What's next, Sodomy Day (Elton John's birthday)? Pedophilia marriages?
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
09-01-2007, 01:14 AM
Before San Francisco annexes Iowa, I recommend everyone attend their armories and be prepared for a showdown. I do not intend to abandon my new semi-custom home with three car garage without a fight!
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
09-01-2007, 01:39 AM
This whole thing is a joke because homosexuals CAN get married and have always been able to: to the opposite sex. Marriage isn't about attraction anyway—Lord knows Gary and I haven't so much as considered broaching the subject of nondisciplinary physical intimacy since I finished squeezing out my last child.
Back in the day, homosexuals had normal marriages all the time, and kept their sordid trysts, affairs, and suicides in secret where they couldn't harm the general public. Why can't it be that way again?
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
09-01-2007, 04:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Virginia D. Templeton
Back in the day, homosexuals had normal marriages all the time, and kept their sordid trysts, affairs, and suicides in secret where they couldn't harm the general public. Why can't it be that way again?
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You said it! But then, suppose I were married to some cute young thing and I found out instead of going to the store, she was really going rug-munching at the LIEbrary? I'll tell you! I'd be quite upset and I would wonder what the matter with ME was that she wouldn't bring her little friend home to play?
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
09-01-2007, 06:32 AM
Well, I guess this means that Iowa's new state motto is 'The Fudge-Packer State.'
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
09-01-2007, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Jingles
Well, I guess this means that Iowa's new state motto is 'The Fudge-Packer State.'
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Bite your tongue, "Mr, Jingles". Landover Baptist is based in Iowa. It's bad enough that homers got the state motto changed from "Kill Injuns" to 'The Cornhusker State'. That's why we are here, to try to bring GOD back to Des Moines. We spend millions of dollars each and every year attempting to bring fairness and justice to this state, and we will yet, if we have to kill everyone in it!
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
09-01-2007, 07:14 AM
Actually, I lived in Dubuque once, so i'm familiar with your god-fearing state. It would be a darn shame to see you lose your battle; if those homers had their way, they would have Iowa called 'The NAMBLA state!'
Keep up the good fight!
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
09-01-2007, 07:20 AM
YES IT WOULD and you can consider doing your part RIGHT NOW to make sure it doesn't happen. Do you have an inheritance or any real property you can sell so you can make a respectable donation directly to JESUS from the PayPal button at the bottom of this page? Or, conversely, do you have any children you could sell us at a below-wholesale rate?
Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
09-01-2007, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
Fuhgaddaboudit. Me and a couple of the other pastors and some of our security staff are going to fly down to Des Moines and have a talk with that judge.
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Apparently our conversation with the boys in Des Moines (and Jesus of course) paid off. BJ can be the bagman, and I think next weeks' conference will be quite smooth.
Long story short: special rights for queers is not gonna happen in Iowa. Praise Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Ladies of Landover Senior VP One of the Truest Christians™ Ever Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
09-01-2007, 06:43 PM
Well, my husband, Mr. Whitford, and I are still going to keep the shelter sufficiently stocked with food, water, and lots of ammunition for now. Just in case.
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
09-01-2007, 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Apparently our conversation with the boys in Des Moines (and Jesus of course) paid off. BJ can be the bagman, and I think next weeks' conference will be quite smooth.
Long story short: special rights for queers is not gonna happen in Iowa. Praise Jesus.
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Thank God for security detail and Pastor Al!
I just wished I would have came along on this one, to see the smug judges break down under the love of Jesus..
But was too busy calculating what my September tithe would be to come along.
Although this is not enough, Romans 1:32 MUST be enforced, and since we aren't allown to take direct action, but must honor secular law:
Join me in prayer that all those fag-enabling judges and lawyers be punished by God: that their death is imminent!
Especially this Dennis Johnson character..
Let us pray that he will soon meet his maker, shortly before being tossed into HELL.
May God and His wrath be glorified at the expense of these wretched sinners!
Can I get an Amen?
If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
09-01-2007, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by SalvationSeeker
Join me in prayer that all those fag-enabling judges and lawyers be punished by God: that their death is imminent!
Especially this Dennis Johnson character..
Let us pray that he will soon meet his maker, shortly before being tossed into HELL.
May God and His wrath be glorified at the expense of these wretched sinners!
Can I get an Amen?
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Amen!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
09-02-2007, 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria
Well, my husband, Mr. Whitford, and I are still going to keep the shelter sufficiently stocked with food, water, and lots of ammunition for now. Just in case.
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I would have thought that your Godly Husband would want to lock you up in the cellar (for your own protection, of course), while he dealt with this local fag menace himself. I'm sure he'd like to set them straight personally, being an ex-queer and all.....
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
09-03-2007, 04:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I would have thought that your Godly Husband would want to lock you up in the cellar (for your own protection, of course), while he dealt with this local fag menace himself. I'm sure he'd like to set them straight personally, being an ex-queer and all.....
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He's still doing the pastor-approved wrist exercises to clear up the last of the residual limpness, so he's not yet able to properly wield the necessary instruments of rebuking. But he's looking to be on track to bring B.A.S.H. to the streets of Des Moines by Christmas!
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Re: Crisis In Des Moines! Sodomy Legalized!! -
09-03-2007, 05:36 AM
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Long story short: special rights for queers is not gonna happen in Iowa. Praise Jesus.
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What are you talking about? They aren't getting special rights, they are getting the same rights that everybody else has. We live in a FREE and EQUAL society, and if Gay's want to get married so be it. Religion has no say in state matters anyways. Our forefathers made sure of that.
With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.
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