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View Poll Results: How Much Do You Love Jesus?
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Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word.
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False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey.
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52 |
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Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus.
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53 |
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False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one.
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64 |
0.00% |
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him.
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145 |
0.00% |
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys.
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911 |
0.01% |
I'm a queer. What's god?
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66 |
0.00% |
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Coldminds
It was just a thought, but where's your evidence?
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When I make claims, I support them. I've made no claims in this thread.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch
Wow! Your logic is unassailable! Thank you for walking us point by point through your flawless argument and showing us the light! 2,000 years of misperception cleared away by you! Thank you!
Will you be our new leader?
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it was just a thought as i previously stated
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 07:17 PM
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it was just a thought as i previously stated
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And a fine one it was, thanks for sharing! I can tell how few of those you have so I truly appreciate your selfless generosity.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Coldminds
it was just a thought as i previously stated
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Well thanks for sharing this thought. Will you be getting new thought throughout the day or did you waste today's allotted thought with this brainchild idea of yours?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 07:29 PM
I haven't provoked you guys I just made a statement, don't be so butthurt about it
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 07:36 PM
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I haven't provoked you guys I just made a statement, don't be so butthurt about it
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You seem exhausted, little one. Do you need a nap? Would you like Mary-Yves to tuck you in and sing you the lullaby?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-06-2012, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Coldminds
I haven't provoked you guys I just made a statement, don't be so butthurt about it
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You offered several vapid opinions that you've failed to back up with anything.
If you have anything to add to the conversation (aside from what you've pulled out of your ass), please do so. Until then, why not zip it?
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01-07-2012, 12:02 AM
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Originally Posted by Coldminds
I don't think he was crucified in the first place
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Bit of a mistake to make, no? I mean there was quite a lot going on when Jesus was crucified, what with graves opening and dead people wandering about all over the place and so on. Bit difficult to get mixed up about stuff like that. It's not like you'd miss it and fail to mention it.
Matthew 27:51-53
51*And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent; 52*And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, 53*And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
You seem to have a rather high miracle threshold, friend. I suppose you'll be saying it's all a bit of a stretch for your secular brain to believe in. Well what do you expect of a miracle?
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-07-2012, 12:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist
Bit of a mistake to make, no? I mean there was quite a lot going on when Jesus was crucified, what with graves opening and dead people wandering about all over the place and so on. Bit difficult to get mixed up about stuff like that. It's not like you'd miss it and fail to mention it.
Matthew 27:51-53
51*And, behold, the veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom; and the earth did quake, and the rocks rent; 52*And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, 53*And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
You seem to have a rather high miracle threshold, friend. I suppose you'll be saying it's all a bit of a stretch for your secular brain to believe in. Well what do you expect of a miracle?
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And that is further proof that the jews were trying to hide the divinity of Jesus right from the start. Dead holy men were seen by many walking around Jerusalem and not ONE contemporary Jewish writer bothered to record it.
YIC
Jack
Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.
I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-07-2012, 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Jack O'fagan
not ONE contemporary Jewish writer bothered to record it.
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Fist in glove with the Romans, Mr O'fagan
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Originally Posted by Coldminds
I don't think he was crucified in the first place
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So you're saying that He ascended up to Heaven without overcoming death?
ACTS 1
1 The former treatise haue I made, O Theophilus, of al that Iesus began both to doe and teach,
2 Untill the day in which hee was taken vp, after that he through the holy Ghost had giuen commaundements vnto the Apostles, whom he had chosen.
3 To whom also he shewed himselfe aliue after his passion, by many infallible proofes, being seene of them fourty dayes, and speaking of the things perteining to the kingdome of God:
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If Jesus had not overcome death what was the point of His mission? He would not abandon it half way through and return to Heaven!
I Corinthians 15:22 For as in Adam all die, euen so in Christ shall all be made aliue.
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we atheists does not hate jesus and we're not questioning the fact that he has existed.
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ACTS 1
9 And when hee had spoken these things, while they beheld, hee was taken vp, and a cloud receiued him out of their sight.
10 And while they looked stedfastly toward heauen, as he went vp, behold, two men stood by them in white apparell,
11 Which also said, Yee men of Galililee, why stand yee gazing vp into heauen? This same Iesus, which is taken vp from you into heauen, shall so come, in like maner as yee haue seene him goe into heauen.
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What is your source material? How do you manage accept the witness of God's Word that Jesus existed and then reject the remaining 99·95% of that testimony which describes what He did and Who He was? That's like saying “o we're not questioning the fact that Einstein has existed - but we don't believe he did any "science"”
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-13-2012, 02:46 PM
"you may not attend this poll"
what the hell
It's like, prove that you love jesus then you can vote. ROFL
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-13-2012, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Im_still_oRAnGE
"you may not attend this poll"
what the hell
It's like, prove that you love jesus then you can vote. ROFL
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Ecclesiastes 7:8 Better is the end of a thing than the beginning thereof: and the patient in spirit is better than the proud in spirit.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-14-2012, 07:27 AM
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ROFL
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unless you're a hunter gatherer rolling on the floor having an epileptic seizure..
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-17-2012, 02:19 AM
I love Jesus with all of my heart. I can't see how anyone would deny His existence. The evidence is all around us!
Evidence:
Joy in a child's face
Predominance of Christianity in the world
He never sends more stress than we, his followers, can handle
Gays are still condemned in most countries
There is no doubt!!!
"If a man lies with a male as he lies with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination. They shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them." (Leviticus 20:13)
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-17-2012, 03:24 AM
Well said, friend!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
01-17-2012, 01:01 PM
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I know that your sickular mathematicians will disagree with me on this one, but I'm at LEAST 10,000% sure that God and Jesus exist. I feel them in my life each and every day!
And I am so filled with love for them that I cannot begin to describe it with mere words! And since I can't sing, I'll leave it to Sister Boone to tell you how I feel about our Lord!
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"10,000%" , there are only "100%" my small-brained friend. But its ok, you sure will go to a place that exist in a book written more than 2000 years ago by some people who killed each other and raped women and children
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01-17-2012, 01:10 PM
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"10,000%" , there are only "100%" my small-brained friend. But its ok, you sure will go to a place that exist in a book written more than 2000 years ago by some people who killed each other and raped women and children
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02-06-2012, 09:34 PM
Ok, my apologies. I used to really believe in god. I was well into the idea but there have so many different things that i've been told over the years that it is hard to understand all of it. Basically, i'm looking for a religion that with accept me as i am in my soul. I've done some horrible things that i'm ashamed of, really ashamed of and i'm looking for someone to help me understand how i can save myself
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-06-2012, 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Frankrem
Ok, my apologies. I used to really believe in god. I was well into the idea but there have so many different things that i've been told over the years that it is hard to understand all of it. Basically, i'm looking for a religion that with accept me as i am in my soul. I've done some horrible things that i'm ashamed of, really ashamed of and i'm looking for someone to help me understand how i can save myself
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This forum is full of tips on how to be saved.
Read the Bible. Take it literally.
End of tips.
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Re: Are You an Atheist? -
02-06-2012, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Frankrem
Ok, my apologies. I used to really believe in god. I was well into the idea but there have so many different things that i've been told over the years that it is hard to understand all of it. Basically, i'm looking for a religion that with accept me as i am in my soul. I've done some horrible things that i'm ashamed of, really ashamed of and i'm looking for someone to help me understand how i can save myself
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Friend, you cannot save yourself.
But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.
Isaiah 64:6
However, if you have faith, Jesus can render you righteous anyway, so even God can't see your shame.
For therein is the righteousness of God revealed from faith to faith: as it is written, The just shall live by faith.
Romans 1:17
See? No worries!
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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