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EVERY TRUE CHRISTIAN™ MUST START HAVING BABIES NOW!!!! -
05-15-2009, 03:12 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: EVERY TRUE CHRISTIAN™ MUST START HAVING BABIES NOW!!!! -
05-15-2009, 04:14 AM
Holy Hell! That's... Well, I'm not racist, but that's terrifying. That scares the hell outta me. Good thing I plan on having at least 13 kids - that'll be a little bit helpful. Kids raised in large famillies are more likely to have large families themselves, right? So, if each of my 13 kids has 13 kids, there'll be at least another 26 Pagans in the world. Maybe the Pagans can combat the Muslims? This is really scary. We need to do something to limit their fertility, and fast. And to stop people from converting to Islam. I have to repeat that I'm not racist, but they scare me.
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Re: EVERY TRUE CHRISTIAN™ MUST START HAVING BABIES NOW!!!! -
05-15-2009, 04:32 AM
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Originally Posted by WickedWitch
I have to repeat that I'm not racist, but they scare me.
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You're in luck, Islam isn't a race. It's a cult of demon-worship.
It's quite all right to be terrified of the Islamists. You see, unlike Christians, they're not loving and gentle. They would want to execute people who don't share their faith!
They'd want to make women cover themselves head to toe!
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Re: EVERY TRUE CHRISTIAN™ MUST START HAVING BABIES NOW!!!! -
05-15-2009, 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted by WickedWitch
So, if each of my 13 kids has 13 kids, there'll be at least another 26169 Pagans in the world.
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I'd really like to thank everyone for not pointing out the huge flaw in my math just there, lol. Thank you!!
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Originally Posted by JennyD
You're in luck, Islam isn't a race. It's a cult of demon-worship. Good point.
It's quite all right to be terrified of the Islamists. You see, unlike Christians, they're not loving and gentle. They would want to execute people who don't share their faith! No, Christians would never do that.
They'd want to make women cover themselves head to toe!
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That would suck, too.
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Re: EVERY TRUE CHRISTIAN™ MUST START HAVING BABIES NOW!!!! -
05-18-2009, 10:01 PM
I would love to be of assistance in this matter. However, Mrs. Dr. Warren Wierdsbe is beyond her child-bearing years.
How may I be of service?
In Christ,
Warren
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Re: EVERY TRUE CHRISTIAN™ MUST START HAVING BABIES NOW!!!! -
05-18-2009, 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Warren Wierdsbe
I would love to be of assistance in this matter. However, Mrs. Dr. Warren Wierdsbe is beyond her child-bearing years.
How may I be of service?
In Christ,
Warren
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