Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > General Church Fellowship
Reload this Page What is it like to be an atheist?
General Church Fellowship A place for True Christians to join in praise, faith and fellowship.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#681)
Old
Natalie83 Natalie83 is offline
Unsaved trash
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 1
Join Date: Aug 2013
Natalie83 is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-09-2013, 08:12 PM

I haven't read through many posts due to lack of time, but from the small amount of replies I saw most were Christian responses. I wouldn't call myself an athiest as such as I can't personally confirm anything to be 100% true and it would be arrogant of me to do so. But from the research I have done on the topic of religion I have decided that although I can't prove or disprove the existence of God, I find it highly unlikely that he exists - at least not in the sense that we imagine. A lot of people here have written some very arrogant, degrading and ignorant thoughts on athiests. That's pretty disappointing, especially if you are of a religion of love and forgiveness. That aside, I can tell you that I have morals. I have no desire to do anyone harm and never have. I have always been this way and have never been "told to" or threatened with punishment should I choose to abandon them. I am an intelligent person. I enjoy learning something new everyday and take all knowledge on board with the awareness that what we "know" today can be disproved tomorrow. I am happy. I live in a beautiful world in an amazing universe and intend on making the most of my time here. I see the attraction of being religious. Believe me, it would be nice to know that someone is looking after me, that one day I will be reunited with my family and friends. It will take too long to explain in detail but in my opinion it just doesn't add up. I came on here in an attempt to close the gap between Christian and athiest. I know it's not likely, but we're all human and we can at least come together on that. It's important that we do. I hope that this response isn't met with insults or condescending remarks, but it's out of my control I guess. Anyway, you asked the question - here's one view
Reply With Quote
(#682)
Old
John Creeser's Avatar
John Creeser John Creeser is offline
Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
 

Ready for the Rapture Heaven Bound True Christian™ Real American™ Ex-Masturbator Friend of Jesus True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Flat Earth Tell her once Protected by JESUS One Year/1000 posts Bronze Tither Porn Resistant Pro-Life Persecuted Christian Love 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College Saved 1 Year Eats the Most Pork True Republican Super Soaker Baptism Award Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior 2012 Witch Hunt Award True Christian Hotrodder Kirk Cameron Fan Club Paula Deen Negro Support Group Touched by Jesus Babysitter True Christian Artist Saved 5 Years Long service medal, 3rd class 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Mower Stamp of Approval Pancake Dinner Anti-sodomy Pastor Ezekiel Alternative Facts Saved 10 Years Barney BFF of Jesus

 
Posts: 7,220
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Freehold, Iowa
John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!John Creeser will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-09-2013, 08:42 PM

Quote:
I haven't read through many posts due to lack of time, but from the small amount of replies I saw most were Christian responses. I wouldn't call myself an athiest as such as I can't personally confirm anything to be 100% true and it would be arrogant of me to do so. But from the research I have done on the topic of religion I have decided that although I can't prove or disprove the existence of God, I find it highly unlikely that he exists - at least not in the sense that we imagine.
If you read the Bible you would know He indeed exists. Read the following scriptures:

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

There is your undeniable proof.

Quote:
A lot of people here have written some very arrogant, degrading and ignorant thoughts on athiests.
It's because we love you With that said, why do you want to go to hell and burn forever being sodomized by Satan with your head held down in the lake of fire? We don't want that for you

Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
Reply With Quote
(#683)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-09-2013, 09:40 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Natalie83 View Post
I haven't read through many posts due to lack of time, but from the small amount of replies I saw most were Christian responses. I wouldn't call myself an athiest as such as I can't personally confirm anything to be 100% true and it would be arrogant of me to do so.
You offer a lovely example of why so many replies have been from Christians. Atheists are generally tremendously ignorant, and therefore not only unknowing of their own thoughts, but useless when it comes to explaining. For example, you suggest you wouldn't call yourself an atheist because you cannot confirm anything to be 100% true, and yet all that is required to be identified as atheist is a lack of belief in a god or gods. That's it. There are no other beliefs or confirmations to maintain. Either you believe, or you don't. What you believe beyond that isn't about atheism, it's about the nature of reality.



Quote:
Originally Posted by Natalie83 View Post
But from the research I have done on the topic of religion I have decided that although I can't prove or disprove the existence of God, I find it highly unlikely that he exists - at least not in the sense that we imagine. A lot of people here have written some very arrogant, degrading and ignorant thoughts on athiests.
What possible research could you have done, considering you don't even know what it means to be atheist? (hint: "a" from the Latin meaning "without," and "theo" from the Latin meaning "gods" a+theo+ist = a person who lacks a belief in the existence of gods)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Natalie83 View Post
That's pretty disappointing, especially if you are of a religion of love and forgiveness.
From where do you get that impression, dear? It is God's job to forgive, based on the sole criteria of belief in the amazing, fantastic events of His Son, who is also Himself, having been sacrificed in atonement for the sins of those who believe.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Natalie83 View Post
That aside, I can tell you that I have morals. I have no desire to do anyone harm and never have.
Ah, so you're a Jainist, are you? (google it, dear)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Natalie83 View Post
I am happy. I live in a beautiful world in an amazing universe and intend on making the most of my time here.
They say ignorance is bliss.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Natalie83 View Post
I see the attraction of being religious. Believe me, it would be nice to know that someone is looking after me, that one day I will be reunited with my family and friends.
If that's all True Christianity™ was, that would be quite interesting. Instead, we know that no mere "someone" is looking after us, but the very King of Kings has blessed us with abundance, above and beyond what we need (Proverbs 3:10). We await the Coming of the LORD, the most anticipated event in all history, for then we shall be swept up to Heaven, gathered together to worship Jesus, and settle into a New Jerusalem were we are rulers over all creation, even the very angels (Revelation 5:10; 1 Corinthians 6:2-3). A bit more exciting than a family reunion, don't you think?



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#684)
Old
Bobby-Joe's Avatar
Bobby-Joe Bobby-Joe is offline
Landover Security Superviser
Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
True Christian™

One Year/1000 posts Long service medal, 2nd class Saved 1 Year Saved 5 Years True Heterosexual™ True Christian Provider™ award 2008 Witch Hunt Award Real American™ Ex-Mary Worshipper The Lord’s Witness Wound Tagging for Jesus Heaven Bound TC Bravery Protected by JESUS Punched the most queers Ex-Masturbator True Christian Justice of the Peace Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Teabag Patriot Home Schooled Friend of Jesus 2010 Witch Hunt Award Flat Earth Super Soaker Baptism Award Tell her once Silver Tither Gunfest '07 Christian Love Persecuted Porn Resistant Mission to Las Vegas Eats the Most Pork 2011 Witch Hunt Award True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Prayer Warrior

 
Posts: 18,554
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Freehold Iowa
Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Bobby-Joe will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-10-2013, 01:23 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Natalie83 View Post
I haven't read through many posts due to lack of time, but from the small amount of replies I saw most were Christian responses. I wouldn't call myself an athiest as such as I can't personally confirm anything to be 100% true and it would be arrogant of me to do so. But from the research I have done on the topic of religion I have decided that although I can't prove or disprove the existence of God, I find it highly unlikely that he exists - at least not in the sense that we imagine.
There is the heart of the mater friend; an Atheist is someone who is so arrogant that they will refuse to believe something exists simply because there is no evidence for it!

Now, how do you deal with a mind that is so closed as that? You can't!



Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

Hot Must ReadThreads!


Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!
Reply With Quote
(#685)
Old
Didymus Much's Avatar
Didymus Much Didymus Much is offline
Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
 

Hellbound Heathen Atheist Cancer on Society hippie Caution - Poster is Crazy Evilution Perv Baggie Condemned Reaper Evil Grammar Nazi Democrat Commmmmunnissss How dumb can you get? Five years in the service of the Enemy Beastiality Barney Caution - Poster is on Drugs Demonized Bleeding heart liebral Glutton Drunk Devil Rides the Short Bus Fiddler Potty mouth Retard Posting Philistine skull Pot Head Swiss Skull Sinner Devil's Trill Sonata Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Mower Pastor Ezekiel Prize for Unprecedented Retards Marxist Fake Polling The AIDS Confused about midget porn F1 for Satan

 
Posts: 14,455
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: The other end of the internet
Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.Didymus Much is a sinner who has rejected Christ and tithing to Landover and is on the fast bus to Aeternal Damnation.
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-10-2013, 01:31 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
There is the heart of the mater friend; an Atheist is someone who is so arrogant that they will refuse to believe something exists simply because there is no evidence for it!

Now, how do you deal with a mind that is so closed as that? You can't!
Logic like that is irreputiatable.


Reply With Quote
(#686)
Old
Irinka the repentant jewess's Avatar
Irinka the repentant jewess Irinka the repentant jewess is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member
 
Posts: 359
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Home - with dreams of my eternal home in the presence of my Savior.
Irinka the repentant jewess has bribed people to get these reputation points.Irinka the repentant jewess has bribed people to get these reputation points.Irinka the repentant jewess has bribed people to get these reputation points.Irinka the repentant jewess has bribed people to get these reputation points.Irinka the repentant jewess has bribed people to get these reputation points.Irinka the repentant jewess has bribed people to get these reputation points.Irinka the repentant jewess has bribed people to get these reputation points.Irinka the repentant jewess has bribed people to get these reputation points.Irinka the repentant jewess has bribed people to get these reputation points.Irinka the repentant jewess has bribed people to get these reputation points.Irinka the repentant jewess has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-10-2013, 03:41 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Natalie83 View Post
I haven't read through many posts due to lack of time, but from the small amount of replies I saw most were Christian responses. I wouldn't call myself an athiest as such as I can't personally confirm anything to be 100% true and it would be arrogant of me to do so. But from the research I have done on the topic of religion I have decided that although I can't prove or disprove the existence of God, I find it highly unlikely that he exists - at least not in the sense that we imagine. A lot of people here have written some very arrogant, degrading and ignorant thoughts on athiests. That's pretty disappointing, especially if you are of a religion of love and forgiveness. That aside, I can tell you that I have morals. I have no desire to do anyone harm and never have. I have always been this way and have never been "told to" or threatened with punishment should I choose to abandon them. I am an intelligent person. I enjoy learning something new everyday and take all knowledge on board with the awareness that what we "know" today can be disproved tomorrow. I am happy. I live in a beautiful world in an amazing universe and intend on making the most of my time here. I see the attraction of being religious. Believe me, it would be nice to know that someone is looking after me, that one day I will be reunited with my family and friends. It will take too long to explain in detail but in my opinion it just doesn't add up. I came on here in an attempt to close the gap between Christian and athiest. I know it's not likely, but we're all human and we can at least come together on that. It's important that we do. I hope that this response isn't met with insults or condescending remarks, but it's out of my control I guess. Anyway, you asked the question - here's one view
Hi, I found interesting your phrase that God does not exist, at least not in the way WE IMAGINE. I don't know what it is that YOU imagine Him to be, but God doesn't rely on your imagination for His existence. He exists whether or not your imagination can fathom Him or not (thankfully). Romans 1:19-20, 1 Corinthians 8:6, Revelation 4:11.


Joshua 1:6: "Bee strong, and of a good courage: for vnto this people shalt thou diuide for an inheritance the land which I sware vnto their fathers to giue them".
Reply With Quote
(#687)
Old
WhiteRainbow WhiteRainbow is offline
Unsaved trash, suspected hippie fag
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 19
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: on my knees for some hairy stranger
WhiteRainbow is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-11-2013, 07:50 AM

What on earth gives anyone here the impression that atheists go around shoving things up their asses?
Reply With Quote
(#688)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-11-2013, 07:55 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRainbow View Post
What on earth gives anyone here the impression that atheists go around shoving things up their asses?
Atheists.

Say, why not introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#689)
Old
Donovan A. Mordecai's Avatar
Donovan A. Mordecai Donovan A. Mordecai is offline
True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Persecuted

 
Posts: 762
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Dallas, TX God's Country
Donovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-11-2013, 07:57 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRainbow View Post
What on earth gives anyone here the impression that atheists go around shoving things up their asses?

Because atheists stop believing in God so they can sin, it follows that sodomy is on the list.


YiC
DAM


Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.



Reply With Quote
(#690)
Old
WhiteRainbow WhiteRainbow is offline
Unsaved trash, suspected hippie fag
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 19
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: on my knees for some hairy stranger
WhiteRainbow is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-11-2013, 08:16 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
Atheists.

Say, why not introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.

Greeting: Hello there "Mary" you did not quite answer my question
Reply With Quote
(#691)
Old
Donovan A. Mordecai's Avatar
Donovan A. Mordecai Donovan A. Mordecai is offline
True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Persecuted

 
Posts: 762
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Dallas, TX God's Country
Donovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-11-2013, 08:22 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRainbow View Post
Greeting: Hello there "Mary" you did not quite answer my question
Please have the courtesy to introduce yourself before you start making demands of one of the nicest True Christians on God's Favorite Forum. It's only good manners, in case your mother failed to teach you any.

YiC
DAM


Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.



Reply With Quote
(#692)
Old
Zechariah Smyth's Avatar
Zechariah Smyth Zechariah Smyth is offline
Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ex-Masturbator Ready for the Rapture True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Tell her once Flat Earth Real American™ True Christian™ Christian Love The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Tin Tither True Christian Provider™ award Porn Resistant Persecuted Pro-Life Teabag Patriot 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts Ex-Gay Eats the Most Pork Saved 1 Year True Republican 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Prayer Warrior Touched by Jesus Babysitter Gunfest '14 Stamp of Approval Anti-sodomy Pancake Dinner Vickers Pastor Ezekiel Heaven Bound TC Bravery The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Lord’s Witness Wound Cup of Jesus Crown of Incorruptibility Crown of Life

 
Posts: 15,223
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Thong-infested Florida©
Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Zechariah Smyth will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-11-2013, 08:25 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRainbow View Post
Greeting: Hello there "Mary" you did not quite answer my question
Hello there "White Rainbow." Introduce yourself properly instead of acting butt-hurt about some perceived slight.

(Romans 2:8-11) "But unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath, Tribulation and anguish, upon every soul of man that doeth evil, of the Jew first, and also of the Gentile; But glory, honour, and peace, to every man that worketh good, to the Jew first, and also to the Gentile: For there is no respect of persons with God. "

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth


Reply With Quote
(#693)
Old
WhiteRainbow WhiteRainbow is offline
Unsaved trash, suspected hippie fag
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 19
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: on my knees for some hairy stranger
WhiteRainbow is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-11-2013, 08:25 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View Post
Please have the courtesy to introduce yourself before you start making demands of one of the nicest True Christians on God's Favorite Forum. It's only good manners, in case your mother failed to teach you any.

YiC
DAM
Well, first of all, I am not an atheist, nor a slave, just a poster called WhiteRainbow. And second, That was in no way a demand and I did not intend for you to take it this way. I merely stated that you did not answer my question.
Reply With Quote
(#694)
Old
Donovan A. Mordecai's Avatar
Donovan A. Mordecai Donovan A. Mordecai is offline
True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Persecuted

 
Posts: 762
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Dallas, TX God's Country
Donovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-11-2013, 08:26 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dec Abdiel Mordecai View Post
Because atheists stop believing in God so they can sin, it follows that sodomy is on the list.


YiC
DAM
Right here


Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.



Reply With Quote
(#695)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-11-2013, 08:28 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRainbow View Post
Greeting: Hello there "Mary" you did not quite answer my question
But I did, dear: Atheists themselves reveal to us that they "go around shoving things up their @sses."


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
(#696)
Old
Donovan A. Mordecai's Avatar
Donovan A. Mordecai Donovan A. Mordecai is offline
True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Persecuted

 
Posts: 762
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Dallas, TX God's Country
Donovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-11-2013, 08:31 AM

Dear rainbowtrash,

Here is a very pertinent Bible Verse for why atheists deny God's existence. They think that they can wish Him away so they can cram cucumbers and garden hoses up their rectums. It's a fact.


1 Corinthians 6:9 - Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind,

YiC
DAM


Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.



Reply With Quote
(#697)
Old
WhiteRainbow WhiteRainbow is offline
Unsaved trash, suspected hippie fag
Under Investigation
 
Posts: 19
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: on my knees for some hairy stranger
WhiteRainbow is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-11-2013, 08:31 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
But I did, dear: Atheists themselves reveal to us that they "go around shoving things up their @sses."
Yes, I understand this, in what way has every atheist proven himself to you that he shoves things up his ass in his leisurely time?
Reply With Quote
(#698)
Old
Pastor Ed Lowman's Avatar
Pastor Ed Lowman Pastor Ed Lowman is offline
Southern Hospitality Exemplified
Always kind and loving
True Christian™

True Christian™ Protected by JESUS 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Pastor of GOD Tithing Manager Pro-Life Porn Resistant Persecuted Friend of Jesus Teabag Patriot True Christian Caucasian Ready for the Rapture Christian Love Heaven Bound Super Soaker Baptism Award Real American™ Flat Earth Tell her once Punched the most queers True Republican Sons of Liberty Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Flat Earth Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Kirk Cameron Fan Club Prayer Warrior Paula Deen Negro Support Group

 
Posts: 1,824
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: mostly at the Cracker Barrel
Pastor Ed Lowman will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ed Lowman will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ed Lowman will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ed Lowman will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ed Lowman will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ed Lowman will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ed Lowman will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ed Lowman will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ed Lowman will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ed Lowman will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Pastor Ed Lowman will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-11-2013, 08:39 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRainbow View Post
Yes, I understand this, in what way has every atheist proven himself to you that he shoves things up his ass in his leisurely time?
Atheists have no morals, so what is to stop them from doing so? If it feels good, why not do it? That's how they think.

Pastor Ed



Reply With Quote
(#699)
Old
Donovan A. Mordecai's Avatar
Donovan A. Mordecai Donovan A. Mordecai is offline
True Christian™, Ex-Sand Nigra
True Christian™

Protected by JESUS Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Christian Love Real American™ Ex-Masturbator True Christian Caucasian Friend of Jesus Flat Earth Persecuted

 
Posts: 762
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: Dallas, TX God's Country
Donovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious RaptureDonovan A. Mordecai has discarded the shackles of sin and is ready to participate in the Glorious Rapture
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-11-2013, 08:48 AM

So are you one of those hippie kids? When I was younger I knew someone named Tree. His parents really screwed him up. Is it the same with you and the drug culture you were raised in? We can help, but please introduce yourself. Sister Mary has provided you with a link.

YiC
DAM


Psalm 137:8-9 O daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed; happy shall he be, that rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.



Reply With Quote
(#700)
Old
Mary Etheldreda's Avatar
Mary Etheldreda Mary Etheldreda is offline
Gushing for Jesus
 

Protected by JESUS Christian Love Heaven Bound Ready for the Rapture Cleanest Kitchen Ex-Mary Worshipper True Christian™ Real American™ True Christian Caucasian Persecuted Pro-Life Most Obedient Friend of Jesus True Christian Homemaker True Christian Beauty 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College True Republican Mother of 1 boy or 2.5 girls Quiverful Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls Super Soaker Baptism Award 3rd Year Bible College One Year/1000 posts True Christian Lady Batman Shooting Survivor Loves a GODLY Chic-Fil-A Guns, Guts and GLORY! Proud Niglet Sponsorer Tomato Staker Hatchet Child Rearing Award Kirk Cameron Fan Club Saved 1 Year Prayer Warrior The Al E. Pistle Award for Excellence in Rebuking The Hatchet Child Rearing Award 4th Year Bible College Paula Deen Negro Support Group TC Bravery Touched by Jesus Heart of compassion Babysitter Stamp of Approval Home Schooled Trump of GOD Rick Perry's Niggerhead Ranch The Lord’s Witness Wound The Lord’s Witness Wound Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Anti-sodomy Mama Grizzly Platinum Tither Best stoning bucket 2015 Witch Hunt Award Hands Off Pastor Ezekiel Crown of Glory Crown of Rejoicing Saved 5 Years BFF of Jesus Gunfest '14 Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts 20,000 posts Crown of Righteousness Flat Earth Anti-abortion GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Anti-Biden Public Awareness Medal

 
Posts: 23,743
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Freehold, Iowa
Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Mary Etheldreda will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: What is it like to be an atheist? - 08-11-2013, 08:49 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRainbow View Post
Yes, I understand this, in what way has every atheist proven himself to you that he shoves things up his ass in his leisurely time?
To be gay is to put foreign objects in one's bum. That's the definition of gay. The Gays Are Really Confused Heterosexural (Normal) People Who Have Forsaken God. You don't have to take it from me, dear. Listen to our own Brother Porter, a formerly gay man himself. He reveals the deep, dark secrets of the homosexual, not just him, but every man he encountered on his roving hunts:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Brother Harold Porter View Post
When I chose to be an effeminate bottom-queen for twenty miserable years of my life, it was mostly because I hated God. Rebellious I guess. Rather than accept and love my Creator for the gift of mortal life He had given me, I thought I knew better when I chose fagging.

There was a degree of human pleasure every time my prostate spasmed when I was deep inside the bowels of a strange man, I suppose. And a sinful feeling of satisfaction when copius volumes of gay man-seed flowed past my tonsils and into my stomach. Even 12-man arrangements of thrusting daisy-chain sissies were, at least for the moment, enjoyable.

But we all hated God, and it was common after ejaculation to feel bad about the filthy experience. This can only be because we knew in our hearts that Jesus was weeping inconsolably because of our wicked actions. As Pat says "when people reunite with the Lord, the Lord will get their priorities the way it is supposed to be."

Praise Jesus Christ for the path out of homo-rectalism!

In Him forever


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Tags
atheism, atheists: vain godless scum, constipated goofs, liars, unbelief


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved