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View Poll Results: How Much Do You Love Jesus?
Strong Christian -- 100% convinced that God/Jesus exists, so I follow the whole Bible, word-for-word. 10,110,719 99.99%
False Christian -- Fairly sure that God/Jesus exist, but I pick and choose which parts of the Bible to obey. 52 0.00%
Weak Christian -- I used to attend church, but I've forgotten about God/Jesus. 53 0.00%
False God worshiper -- I love God, just the wrong one. 64 0.00%
Agnostic Christian -- I need God/Jesus to bitchslap me before I'll love Him. 145 0.00%
Atheist Scum -- I hate God/Jesus and would rather worship monkeys. 911 0.01%
I'm a queer. What's god? 66 0.00%
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jejejungle is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.jejejungle is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.jejejungle is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Are You an Atheist? - 02-17-2012, 01:00 PM

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Using brains to cure shit (I assume you mean like curing bacon) would not work.

Idiot.

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why are you rude? you know you're gay...and gay people are nice to other guys.
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