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Yes, Sadie Hawkins is a slut! 19 54.29%
No, women have a right to ask a guy to dance. 10 28.57%
Sadie is better off dancing with a carpet cleaning lezbertarian. 3 8.57%
1977 Plymouth Volare 2 5.71%
Desperate Transvestite 1 2.86%
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Default POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-01-2009, 11:08 PM

Most pubic schools hold a Sadie Hawkins dance every Fall. This is a dance where the girls are encouraged to become harlots and ask the boys to dance. I certainly don't want my son Skeeter to go out with some forward gal who acts like a street walker. And I think a good Christian woman has no business initiating contact with the opposite sex. But in the interest of allowing open debate I decided to create this Godly poll.

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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-01-2009, 11:12 PM

Depravities and distortations of the traditional male/female roles will confuse the children (further).






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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-01-2009, 11:22 PM

It's quite obvious she's a slut. Why doesn't she just strut around in her underpanites inviting all the boys to kiss her breasts. I bet she knows what a Kotex is.
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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-01-2009, 11:26 PM

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Most pubic schools hold a Sadie Hawkins dance every Fall. This is a dance where the girls are encouraged to become harlots and ask the boys to dance. I certainly don't want my son Skeeter to go out with some forward gal who acts like a street walker. And I think a good Christian woman has no business initiating contact with the opposite sex. But in the interest of allowing open debate I decided to create this Godly poll.
Sadie Hawkins was a real spinster in a cartoon strip; far from a slut. Sadie Hawkins Day is usually about gender role reversal in general.

It's a fun "excuse" when a girl might be shy about asking someone interesting, and the boy just isn't coming forth like she might hope.

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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-02-2009, 12:02 AM

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Sadie Hawkins was a real spinster in a cartoon strip; far from a slut. Sadie Hawkins Day is usually about gender role reversal in general.

It's a fun "excuse" when a girl might be shy about asking someone interesting, and the boy just isn't coming forth like she might hope.

Why would a Godly girl be attracted to a boy with no spine?


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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-02-2009, 12:07 AM

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Sadie Hawkins was a real spinster in a cartoon strip; far from a slut. Sadie Hawkins Day is usually about gender role reversal in general.

It's a fun "excuse" when a girl might be shy about asking someone interesting, and the boy just isn't coming forth like she might hope.

GET THEE HENCE DEMONESS!!

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For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-02-2009, 01:37 AM

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Ye Gads. With all due respect to your ordination, Pastor, is it possible that this would require too broad of an interpretation of Romans to carry? Isn't a dance invitation a cultural inclination rather than a lusty, unnatural, vile affection risking fire and... barbs?

David, your point is interesting, and I quietly and personally agree with you. But if a young lady feels so inclined, she has my blessing, at any rate.

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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-02-2009, 03:30 AM

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David, your point is interesting, and I quietly and personally agree with you. But if a young lady feels so inclined, she has my blessing, at any rate.

Well, don't you think that would be far too forward? Personally, that would turn me off. My impression was that Godly women had an arsenal of subtle skills that could draw a man's attention without he even being aware of it.

For example, I'll wager that sister Thumper never had to ask a man outright for anything. But I also suspect that she never lacked for attention either, by using her Godly skills in a natural and Holy way


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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-02-2009, 03:36 AM

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Ye Gads. With all due respect to your ordination, Pastor, is it possible that this would require too broad of an interpretation of Romans to carry? Isn't a dance invitation a cultural inclination rather than a lusty, unnatural, vile affection risking fire and... barbs?



"Gender role reversal" is no laughing matter, nor is it a "broad interpretation" of Rom.1:26-27. Dancing hottens up the blood in the best of times. Encouraging females to rise above their station and disrupt the natural order of things as God created is NOT HARMLESS.

I'll bet you've never baked a pie in your life.


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-02-2009, 04:02 AM

There have been studies showing that women who ask men out on dates, or ask them to dance, or even open a car door when there is a man around are much more likely to later choose a life of lesbianism.

There needs to be further study to discover whether these activities actually cause lesbianality, or if they are simply the earliest indicators of latent lesbertarian tendencies.

Either way, if you see any of theses behaviors in your friends or loved ones, I would recommend immediate involuntary enrollment in Betty Bower's BASH program for the victim. It worked for me!

I am a living, breathing example that homosexuality can be cured. And if my genitalia had not been horribly mangled during a particularly intense aversion therapy session, I would be married and producing little soldiers for Christ as we speak!


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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-02-2009, 06:24 AM

The problem with Sadie Hawkins dances is that there are always too many girls there. The ones that didn't get dates end up going alone to see who else managed to hook up. You see a lot of the girls dancing with each other and the female chaparones encouraging them. It's like the gateway to lesbianism.


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It renders a girl unclean for Temple and requires an extra mikvah it does. And who's gonna pay for that?

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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-02-2009, 10:39 AM

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Dancing hottens up the blood in the best of times.
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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-02-2009, 11:13 AM

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My impression was that Godly women had an arsenal of subtle skills that could draw a man's attention without he even being aware of it.

Ah, Mr. David. Men are so astute, so brilliant, so wise. How could a woman possibly do anything of which a man wouldn't be aware?
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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-12-2009, 06:29 AM

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It's a fun "excuse" when a girl might be shy about asking someone interesting, and the boy just isn't coming fourth like she might hope.



Miss Abbey! I'll thank you not to sully my Christian mind with your disgusting gang-bang banter!

Coming fourth, indeed!


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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-26-2010, 05:54 AM

Sadie Hawkins was a filthy whore. I feel godly women should never go as far as the kitchen.
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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-26-2010, 05:59 AM

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Sadie Hawkins was a filthy whore. I feel godly women should never go as far as the kitchen.
I certainly hope you are not making a mockery of the role of woman in the Lord's eyes. Perhaps you should take time out, pick up a KJV and read Acts and Revelation to know the VITAL prophetic role women will be playing come Judgement and no, we will not be doing so chained to the Stove!

Just as many of us in the Church also make vast contribution in many forms to spreading the word of Jesus, again, not chained to the stove.

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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-26-2010, 06:23 AM

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Sadie Hawkins was a filthy whore. I feel godly women should never go as far as the kitchen.
I think you should go and read the King James Bible again. There were many Godly women who never spent all the time in the kitchen.


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Default Re: POLL: Is Sadie Hawkins a SLUT? - 09-27-2010, 02:24 PM

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I think you should go and read the King James Bible again. There were many Godly women who never spent all the time in the kitchen.
That is true, there is the kitchen, as well as the rest of the house to clean. Lets not for get Church and the menstra hut, super market, barn and garage. Yes garage, some one needs to keep my Bentley clean!
 

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