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What is Fap? -
02-19-2010, 11:58 AM
I saw this word in a chat room about Sarah Palin. I know FAQ is frequently asked questions, but this was being used as a verb and an adjective, She's fappable.
It's strange. I can't figure this out.
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-19-2010, 12:00 PM
"Female APplicant"?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-19-2010, 12:16 PM
I'm pretty sure it stands for Formidable Awesome Politician.
I've never heard it in relation to our Godly President Bush though.
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-19-2010, 12:35 PM
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Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-19-2010, 12:38 PM
Fabulous At Piebaking?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-19-2010, 04:56 PM
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Fabulous At Piebaking?
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Oh does that make me a FAP?
Yaaaay! I have something else now in common with Sarah besides being a swell dresser, smart, home schooled and a good shot!
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-19-2010, 03:22 PM
Fights against queers? (Edit-- I mean fights against peers)
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-19-2010, 06:58 PM
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-19-2010, 07:28 PM
Since you asked a question without any sarcasm attatched I feel it would be kind to answer your question truthfully. Please don't take offence in what "Fap" means, don't kill the messenger.
"Fap" is a modern slang used to say "Masturbate". Again, don't kill the mesenger. You asked, I answered.
Of course what was the contest in which the word fell? It may have been an acronym, but if it was like:
"I fap for Sarah Palin",
It obviousely ment something not "nice".
Don't kill the messenger.
You asked, I gave you an answer. Once again, can you explicitly say what the context was in which the word was used?
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-19-2010, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by MarkHenry
Since you asked a question without any sarcasm attatched I feel it would be kind to answer your question truthfully. Please don't take offence in what "Fap" means, don't kill the messenger.
"Fap" is a modern slang used to say "Masturbate". Again, don't kill the mesenger. You asked, I answered.
Of course what was the contest in which the word fell? It may have been an acronym, but if it was like:
"I fap for Sarah Palin",
It obviousely ment something not "nice".
Don't kill the messenger.
You asked, I gave you an answer. Once again, can you explicitly say what the context was in which the word was used?
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You are disgusting!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-19-2010, 07:54 PM
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-19-2010, 07:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MarkHenry
Since you asked a question without any sarcasm attatched I feel it would be kind to answer your question truthfully. Please don't take offence in what "Fap" means, don't kill the messenger.
"Fap" is a modern slang used to say "Masturbate". Again, don't kill the mesenger. You asked, I answered.
Of course what was the contest in which the word fell? It may have been an acronym, but if it was like:
"I fap for Sarah Palin",
It obviousely ment something not "nice".
Don't kill the messenger.
You asked, I gave you an answer. Once again, can you explicitly say what the context was in which the word was used?
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What kind of sick pervert are you?! How DARE you talk about God's Favorite Woman Politican© like that!
Matthew 7:15
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Re: What is Fap? -
07-19-2012, 12:34 PM
Sir, I hate to burst your bubble but "fap" is sexual innuendo for masturbation.
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Re: What is Fap? -
07-19-2012, 01:06 PM
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Sir, I hate to burst your bubble but "fap" is sexual innuendo for masturbation.
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No.
FAP is a acronym from Ethological terminology for fixed action pattern. Obviously you went to public school
Even if it was it be a euphemism, not an innuendo.
For example if some one says, 'did you pull it off?' that would be an innuendo.
When you have finished your education come back to us.
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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: What is Fap? -
07-31-2012, 09:57 PM
To fap is to *** CENSORED ***. It is a joke refrence to the sound of *** CENSORED *** .
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Re: What is Fap? -
07-31-2012, 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by catholic user
To fap is to *** CENSORED ***. It is a joke refrence to the sound of *** CENSORED *** .
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If you're not going to be polite enough to READ THE FARGING THREAD, at least read the post above yours, k?
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Re: What is Fap? -
08-01-2012, 02:54 AM
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To fap is to worship Jesus' dead mother.
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Thank you, that's good to know. I can see this being a very useful word!
To use it in a sentence: "Catholics are going to Hell because they fap instead of praying to Jesus."
Right?
"I can't stand the sound of all those Catholics fapping at their Wednesday evening mass. Why must they fap so loudly? God is already angry enough with them!"
"Father Flanagan led the altar boys in fapping (to show a proper example of Catholic God-mockery) as the disgusting gay pride parade went by."
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-19-2010, 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by MarkHenry
"Fap" is a modern slang used to say "Masturbate".
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Don't talk nonsense. They don't even start with the same letter. If one wanted to shorten masturbate you would get something like MTB or MAB.
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-19-2010, 09:03 PM
Killing the mesenger as usual.
Go out into the chat rooms for people below age 30 and ask what "fap" stands for.
Also please the OP, state what the context of the use of "Fap" was!!!! The Context is VERY important. Context is all that matters and untill the OP has no provided it we cannot really define what "fap" the chatroom people where referring to.
But really, go to online forums for young people or use chatrooms and ASK what "fap" means. If you don't know, don't ciritizise people who do know.
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Re: What is Fap? -
02-19-2010, 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by MarkHenry
Killing the mesenger as usual.
Go out into the chat rooms for people below age 30 and ask what "fap" stands for.
Also please the OP, state what the context of the use of "Fap" was!!!! The Context is VERY important. Context is all that matters and untill the OP has no provided it we cannot really define what "fap" the chatroom people where referring to.
But really, go to online forums for young people or use chatrooms and ASK what "fap" means. If you don't know, don't ciritizise people who do know.
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Brother Mayfield has clearly stated that he saw this in a "chatroom about Sarah Palin". What more information do you need? What kind of sick, twisted things are you trying to do, bub?
Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
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