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Default The Truth About Catlicks - 08-18-2010, 01:45 PM

According to the Steven Dykeman Report:

While only 50% of Catlick Priests worldwide have been accused of forcing a young boy to commit sodomy, 75% of the young Catlick boys' underwear drawers searched contained bloody underwear.

The parents of young Catlick boys are complicit in these assaults, ignoring the bloody underwear, or blaming the children for it, saying that they were raping themselves. Even when shown the bloody underwear and the enlarged anal cavities belonging to the young boys, parents refused to believe that it was a priest responsible, preferring to believe that the boys themselves were homosexuals. Which probably they will all grow up to be, since they are Catlicks.

Most sexual abuse cases are unreported.

No sexual abuse case reported by a man or a young boy has ever been found to be a false alarm. Only women report false rapes, and that is because they are lonely and attention starved.

Of the Catlick priests investigated, 95% of them had a record of sexual misconduct in their past, ranging from the rape of animals, to masturbating in Chuckee Cheese and elementary school playgrounds. When their anuses were measured, the vast majority of them were unnaturally enlarged.

When monitored with SONAR, 100% of Catlick churches monitored were shown to contain dungeons full of children where genitorture was currently taking place. When fully exposed, it was revealed that the Catlicks were breeding little boys in huge underground caverns to satiate their enormous sexual appetites.

Catlick families remain largely indifferent to these discoveries. One Catlick interviewed said: "As long as they keep worshiping Mary I don't see what's wrong with raping a few little boys. I think it's their right as priests."


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Default Re: The Truth About Catlicks - 08-18-2010, 01:48 PM

Thanks for the info. I was always under the impression that the priests blamed the statues for raping the kids.
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Default Re: The Truth About Catlicks - 08-18-2010, 05:30 PM

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According to the Steven Dykeman Report:

While only 50% of Catlick Priests worldwide have been accused of forcing a young boy to commit sodomy, 75% of the young Catlick boys' underwear drawers searched contained bloody underwear.

The parents of young Catlick boys are complicit in these assaults, ignoring the bloody underwear, or blaming the children for it, saying that they were raping themselves. Even when shown the bloody underwear and the enlarged anal cavities belonging to the young boys, parents refused to believe that it was a priest responsible, preferring to believe that the boys themselves were homosexuals. Which probably they will all grow up to be, since they are Catlicks.

Most sexual abuse cases are unreported.

No sexual abuse case reported by a man or a young boy has ever been found to be a false alarm. Only women report false rapes, and that is because they are lonely and attention starved.

Of the Catlick priests investigated, 95% of them had a record of sexual misconduct in their past, ranging from the rape of animals, to masturbating in Chuckee Cheese and elementary school playgrounds. When their anuses were measured, the vast majority of them were unnaturally enlarged.

When monitored with SONAR, 100% of Catlick churches monitored were shown to contain dungeons full of children where genitorture was currently taking place. When fully exposed, it was revealed that the Catlicks were breeding little boys in huge underground caverns to satiate their enormous sexual appetites.

Catlick families remain largely indifferent to these discoveries. One Catlick interviewed said: "As long as they keep worshiping Mary I don't see what's wrong with raping a few little boys. I think it's their right as priests."
Lies, lies and utter lies, invented by someone who is obviously filled with hatred and who seems obsessed with abnormal sexual perversion. I have never read such garbage in my entire life. May God have mercy on your soul for mocking his one True Church.
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Default Re: The Truth About Catlicks - 08-18-2010, 05:34 PM

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Lies, lies and utter lies, invented by someone who is obviously filled with hatred and who seems obsessed with abnormal sexual perversion. I have never read such garbage in my entire life. May God have mercy on your soul for mocking his one True Church.
You are enabling pedophilia by defending the Catlick church.


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Lies, lies and utter lies, invented by someone who is obviously filled with hatred and who seems obsessed with abnormal sexual perversion. I have never read such garbage in my entire life. May God have mercy on your soul for mocking his one True Church.
Why do you support child abuse?



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Default Re: The Truth About Catlicks - 08-18-2010, 06:41 PM

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Why do you support child abuse?
I do not support child abuse, but what I do support is the TRUTH. And in the original posting there is no truth whatsoever, only LIES.

A tiny, tiny minority of the priesthood have committed terrible acts. And the Catholic church has responded honourably and effectively in all such cases. Not only have many millions been paid out to victims, but work has also been undertaken to rehabilitate the offenders concerned and educate them about the harm that they have caused. In other churches we simply see the offender ex-communicated, but at least in catholic circles the church is taking positive action to prevent future harm being done.
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Not only have many millions BILLIONS been paid out to victims,...
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...but work has also been undertaken to relocate the offenders concerned and educate them about the harm that they have caused by getting caught...
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Default Re: The Truth About Catlicks - 08-19-2010, 12:35 AM

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I do not support child abuse, but what I do support is the TRUTH. And in the original posting there is no truth whatsoever, only LIES.

A tiny, tiny minority of the priesthood have committed terrible acts. And the Catholic church has responded honourably and effectively in all such cases. Not only have many millions been paid out to victims, but work has also been undertaken to rehabilitate the offenders concerned and educate them about the harm that they have caused. In other churches we simply see the offender ex-communicated, but at least in catholic circles the church is taking positive action to prevent future harm being done.
Really?

http://dissidentvoice.org/Apr05/Whitney0426.htm

http://www.uscatholic.org/blog/2010/...iests-bad-name

http://boardreader.com/thread/Crimen..._27f3X6n3.html

http://bsalert.com/news/1418/Pope_Ca..._Cover_Up.html

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSLDE63E2H420100415

http://blogs.alternet.org/cityofange...priest-crimes/

How many more links should I supply? I could probably go into the hundreds.


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