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Flying Cathylick Witches -
08-08-2010, 10:08 AM
Once led by the evil Vatican empire to bring Satan to the masses of America, the "Flying Nun" graced the television screens in the '60s and '70s to teach innocent young female Christians in our country to mount broomsticks and adopt witchcraft. Starring Sally Field as the "Flying Nun", she carefully concealed a broomstick in her "nun" costume to delight her audiences with feats of acrobatic maneuvers.
Don't be fooled by that headgear she is wearing – the prospect of those "wings" generating any aerodynamic lift is next to nil (look closely, they are not even shaped like an airfoil), and the "winglets" on the ends are as phony as a three dollar bill. It is all accomplished with the power of Satan and witchcraft.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
...and get off my lawn
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Re: Flying Cathylick Witches -
08-08-2010, 10:15 AM
Is this your solution?
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Re: Flying Cathylick Witches -
08-08-2010, 10:24 AM
Alas I think some people on here would seriously advocate the reintroduction of trials for witchcraft.
We have nothing to fear (and arguably much to learn) from our pagan friends. Have a chat with some of them [satanic link removed] here! They aren't as scary as you think.
Last edited by Mrs. Rogers; 08-08-2010 at 11:31 AM.
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Re: Flying Cathylick Witches -
08-08-2010, 11:22 AM
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I guess your solution would include the witch holding a pan of lasagna too?
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Flying Cathylick Witches -
08-08-2010, 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis
I guess your solution would include the witch holding a pan of lasagna too?
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My plan would involve not setting fire, or persecuting in other ways, people who a different world view.
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Re: Flying Cathylick Witches -
08-08-2010, 11:54 AM
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My plan would involve not setting fire, or persecuting in other ways, people who a different world view.
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I guess that this will mean nothing to you, unbeliever.
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Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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or these perhaps?
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Deuteronomy 18:10 There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
Deuteronomy 18:11 Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Flying Cathylick Witches -
08-08-2010, 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Christian_Rover
Alas I think some people on here would seriously advocate the reintroduction of trials for witchcraft.
We have nothing to fear (and arguably much to learn) from our pagan friends. Have a chat with some of them [satanic link removed] here! They aren't as scary as you think.
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Christian_Rover your true intent on joining is to spread your Paganism.
I am glad I have never seen this Cathiestic witch show.
Galatians 5
20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Flying Cathylick Witches -
08-08-2010, 12:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis
I guess that this will mean nothing to you, unbeliever.
or these perhaps?
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You guess right my friend. As those parts of the KJV-CFT do not agree with my own reason and common sense, The Good Lord tells me not to believe them.
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Re: Flying Cathylick Witches -
08-08-2010, 01:32 PM
My whole common sense is telling me to think by myself... ans so to not harm people who don't do anything wrong to anyone (or maybe to themselves, you look silly on a broomstick )
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Re: Flying Cathylick Witches -
08-08-2010, 01:49 PM
Also, on that unGodly show, the local casino owner, Carlos Ramirez, was frequently shaken down for money to solve 'the problem of the week'.
To me, the inference is clear the nunnery was a front for a prostitution racket, and Ramirez was in cahoots with the 'Mother Superior' character who was the madam of the brothel. He apparently procured customers, and had to pay a cut to be in on the action.
Jud 1:15 To execute judgment upon all, and to convince all that are un Godly among them of all their un Godly deeds which they have un Godly committed, and of all their hard [speeches] which un Godly sinners have spoken against him.
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Re: Flying Cathylick Witches -
08-08-2010, 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Oakland "Reb" Griner
Also, on that unGodly show, the local casino owner, Carlos Ramirez, was frequently shaken down for money to solve 'the problem of the week'.
To me, the inference is clear the nunnery was a front for a prostitution racket, and Ramirez was in cahoots with the 'Mother Superior' character who was the madam of the brothel. He apparently procured customers, and had to pay a cut to be in on the action.
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Jokes on them, who would PAY to bed a nun?
You know the answer to the age old question ''How does a nun get lucky''?
Answer-''First she dresses up as an alter boy...''
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Flying Cathylick Witches -
08-08-2010, 06:29 PM
Sick and low humour from a professing "Christian".
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Re: Flying Cathylick Witches -
08-08-2010, 07:05 PM
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Sick and low humour from a professing "Christian".
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Rebuke and feigned disgust from a flaming homersexual sinner.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Flying Cathylick Witches -
08-08-2010, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Benedict A. Davis
Jokes on them, who would PAY to bed a nun?
You know the answer to the age old question ''How does a nun get lucky''?
Answer-''First she dresses up as an alter boy...''
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HAHAHA
Thank you Brother, I needed the laugh today.
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