Go Back   The Landover Baptist Church Forum > Church Forums > Creation Science
Reload this Page You tell 'em, Edgar!
Creation Science The origins of life and the earth from a creationist (Biblical) perspective.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
(#1)
Old
Jack Glass's Avatar
Jack Glass Jack Glass is offline
Forum Member
Forum Member

Ready for the Rapture Protected by JESUS Christian Love Touched by Jesus

 
Posts: 51
Join Date: May 2015
Location: I know how to use a Central Belt
Jack Glass has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jack Glass has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jack Glass has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jack Glass has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jack Glass has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jack Glass has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jack Glass has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jack Glass has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jack Glass has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jack Glass has bribed people to get these reputation points.Jack Glass has bribed people to get these reputation points.
Default You tell 'em, Edgar! - 05-31-2015, 11:25 AM

I'm delighted to report that Christian Edgar Nernberg struck a blow for Jesus when he humiliated atheist scientists in front of the world's media.

When he found so called "fossils" in his basement, he immediately recognised them as being hundreds of years old so he took them along to his local university to help educate the youngsters.

Immediately, the atheist professors tried to tell him that his find was over 60 million years old!

They even made up a name for it "The Peskapoo Formation"! Peskapoo! I shouldn't laugh, but if you're going to invent a name, at least try to make it believable and not smutty!

In the face of this outrageous attack, rock solid Edgar stood his ground and told them in no uncertain terms, “There’s no dates stamped on these things."

The atheist scum shuffled off, exposed and embarrassed. Another victory for the Lord.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-32928979
Reply With Quote
(#2)
Old
Joanna Lytton-Vasey's Avatar
Joanna Lytton-Vasey Joanna Lytton-Vasey is offline
True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
 

Christian Love Heaven Bound Most Obedient True Christian Lady True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Kirk Cameron Fan Club Touched by Jesus Quiverful Cleanest Kitchen Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls One Year/1000 posts The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Hatchet Child Rearing Award Ex-Brit Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Grammar Nazi Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Mission to Messico Hands Off Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award In Love With Zeke Pro-Life Ex-eurotrash Persecuted Stamp of Approval Mower Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Crown of Incorruptibility God's chosen ones Anti-Biden True Christian Beauty Midget porn survivor Crown of Rejoicing

 
Posts: 8,762
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: You tell 'em, Edgar! - 05-31-2015, 12:42 PM

Thank you for sharing this story with us. So he found "fossils" in his basement and the secular professors said they were millions of years old. How old would that make the house, exactly?

Also, they were FISH fossils! In Evanston Alberta, around 600 miles from the nearest ocean.

Scientists are very keen on something called Occam's Razor, so let's apply it here. The simplest and therefore most probable explanation is that someone who lived in that house used to keep a fishtank in the basement rumpus room and the cat snuck down there.

QED, Scientists!


Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
Reply With Quote
(#3)
Old
Basilissa's Avatar
Basilissa Basilissa is offline
South of the Border outreach program
True Christian™
 

Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Persecuted Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Bronze Tither Paula Deen Negro Support Group One Year/1000 posts Touched by Jesus In Love With Zeke TC Bravery 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Christian Love Mower Roper Crossburn Guns, Guts and GLORY! Mission to Korea True Christian Lady Ex-eurotrash Landover Mission to The Mexican Realms Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Crown of Incorruptibility BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 5 Years Glory GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor Saved from Communism

 
Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Bible Re: You tell 'em, Edgar! - 05-31-2015, 04:08 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack Glass View Post

In the face of this outrageous attack, rock solid Edgar stood his ground and told them in no uncertain terms, “There’s no dates stamped on these things."
That is the perfect answer! And since there is no date stamped on fossils, and we know that stratigraphy and "absolute dating" techniques are baloney, the only logical explanation is the one Sister Joanna gave.

I guess there may be an alternative explanation, though: maybe these are the dead fish from the time when the Flood receded - as we know, all earth was covered in water at that time, which could explain presence of fish so far inland.

In any case, there are perfectly logical (meaning consistent with the Bible) explanations of fossilized fish on land, which do not require making up names of nonexistent geological periods.
Reply With Quote
(#4)
Old
Joanna Lytton-Vasey's Avatar
Joanna Lytton-Vasey Joanna Lytton-Vasey is offline
True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
 

Christian Love Heaven Bound Most Obedient True Christian Lady True Christian™ Protected by JESUS Ready for the Rapture Kirk Cameron Fan Club Touched by Jesus Quiverful Cleanest Kitchen Mother of 2 boys or 5 girls One Year/1000 posts The Hatchet Child Rearing Award Hatchet Child Rearing Award Ex-Brit Trump of GOD Roper Crossburn Grammar Nazi Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Mission to Messico Hands Off Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award In Love With Zeke Pro-Life Ex-eurotrash Persecuted Stamp of Approval Mower Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Crown of Incorruptibility God's chosen ones Anti-Biden True Christian Beauty Midget porn survivor Crown of Rejoicing

 
Posts: 8,762
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: Surrounded by heathens
Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Joanna Lytton-Vasey will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Default Re: You tell 'em, Edgar! - 05-31-2015, 08:24 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Basilissa View Post
And since there is no date stamped on fossils, and we know that stratigraphy and "absolute dating" techniques are baloney....
Oooh, Sister, get you and your sciency words! I like that one a lot, it's really plausible and sounds just like the sort of thing they say. But you made it up, didn't you?

Quote:
I guess there may be an alternative explanation, though: maybe these are the dead fish from the time when the Flood receded - as we know, all earth was covered in water at that time, which could explain presence of fish so far inland.
That sounds like a very reasonable explanation, but it doesn't quite account for why the dead fish was in the basement of a house which (and I'm just guessing here) was probably built long after the Flood.

YiC
Joanna


Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
Reply With Quote
(#5)
Old
Basilissa's Avatar
Basilissa Basilissa is offline
South of the Border outreach program
True Christian™
 

Friend of Jesus Ready for the Rapture True Christian™ Real American™ Heaven Bound Protected by JESUS True Christian Caucasian Flat Earth Persecuted Prayer Warrior Kirk Cameron Fan Club Bronze Tither Paula Deen Negro Support Group One Year/1000 posts Touched by Jesus In Love With Zeke TC Bravery 1st Year Bible College 2nd Year Bible College 3rd Year Bible College 4th Year Bible College Christian Love Mower Roper Crossburn Guns, Guts and GLORY! Mission to Korea True Christian Lady Ex-eurotrash Landover Mission to The Mexican Realms Trump of GOD Donald Trump 2016! Trumpette Saved 1 Year 2015 Witch Hunt Award Pastor Ezekiel Cup of Jesus Crown of Righteousness Crown of Incorruptibility BFF of Jesus Proud Survivor of the Overwatch Wars Probing for Jesus Wall of Jesus Alternative Facts Saved 5 Years Glory GLORY Hold re-election 2020 for Jesus Team Fortress Rebuker Extraordinaire Proud TP Rebuker for Christ Polling for Christ Anti-Biden Midget porn survivor Saved from Communism

 
Posts: 13,142
Join Date: Mar 2013
Location: Godly Midwest
Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!Basilissa will sit at the right hand of Jesus Himself come the Glory!
Jesus Re: You tell 'em, Edgar! - 06-01-2015, 05:56 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
Oooh, Sister, get you and your sciency words! I like that one a lot, it's really plausible and sounds just like the sort of thing they say. But you made it up, didn't you?
Well, according to my computer spell-check "stratigraphy" is not a real word, so yeah, I might have made it up. (My spell-check also wants me to correct "syncretism" to "cretinism," which certainly makes a lot of sense).

Quote:
That sounds like a very reasonable explanation, but it doesn't quite account for why the dead fish was in the basement of a house which (and I'm just guessing here) was probably built long after the Flood.
I think your assumption is a very logical one, and therefore your hypothesis must be correct!
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Find Additional Forums Here



Powered by Jesus - vBulletin® Version 3.8.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
vBulletin Skin developed by: vBStyles.com
Content Landover Baptist Forums © 1620, 2022 all rights reserved