I'm delighted to report that Christian Edgar Nernberg struck a blow for Jesus when he humiliated atheist scientists in front of the world's media.
When he found so called "fossils" in his basement, he immediately recognised them as being hundreds of years old so he took them along to his local university to help educate the youngsters.
Immediately, the atheist professors tried to tell him that his find was over 60 million years old!
They even made up a name for it "The Peskapoo Formation"! Peskapoo! I shouldn't laugh, but if you're going to invent a name, at least try to make it believable and not smutty!
In the face of this outrageous attack, rock solid Edgar stood his ground and told them in no uncertain terms, “There’s no dates stamped on these things."
The atheist scum shuffled off, exposed and embarrassed. Another victory for the Lord.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-32928979