Idiot evilutionists, Joos and Catlicks often refer to the Grand Canyon as a formation that would have needed thousands, perhaps tens of thousands of years to form. They say this because they have rectal demons. Their claim is that the many layers of hard rock visible on the canyon wall require many years of erosion. They claim this because of their rectal demons. The Canyon looks like this.
I admit. I can see the layers. Recently I tried to bring Jesus to the repulsive people of rectaldemon-infested Canuckistan. I took a photo of a dirty snowbank by a Canuck road. It has similar layers. It is perfectly identical to the so-called "old-earth Canyon!
I asked a Godless Canuck how long it took for the layers to form. It was only a couple of days. You know that ice is as hard as rock. If these layers can form quickly, so can the Grand Canyon. Another icon of evilootion collapses.
Don't forget who's gonna lead y'all to Heaven. And remove your rectal demons. It is I:
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Now keep 'em tithes coming.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)