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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 05:28 AM

Are you sirius? you are the ones that are saying that our country full of saitanig devel vorsipers!!
Fact.. usa is the hevyest country in the world, you are the leaders of obisity of the hole world! If I was you I would thank Magnús Gefing for the good he is doing for you children.. and stop calling him a molester!
Fact you county is deeply devided on ever major issus,
Fact your helthcare system is bankropt, Fact
you have a soring crime rait in you country...
where is you God then?

and the big block of ice you where talking about is greenland... iceland is that smal island to the right of that
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 07:16 AM

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Are you sirius? you are the ones that are saying that our country full of saitanig devel vorsipers!!
We speak only the truth here!

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Fact.. usa is the hevyest country in the world, you are the leaders of obisity of the hole world!
Rubbish! I've seen the covers of godless American magazines on shop shelves -- magazines that are wrapped in plastic -- and let me tell you the strumpets on such magazine covers are not fat!

There is no such thing as a fat American!

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If I was you I would thank Magnús Gefing for the good he is doing for you children.. and stop calling him a molester!
Certainly. While we're at it, would you like us to thank catholic priests for all the good they are doing for children?

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No doubt He's busy repenting of ever creating the enormous block of ice known as Iceland (found to the left of the small island known as Greenland).


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 07:39 AM

First off, I´m from Iceland and I am Christian, I believe in our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

Iceland took up Christianity in 1000ad, 776 years before the USA got their independence, so, saying all Icelandic people are devil worshipers is just plain silly.

Yes, Iceland is very close to the arctic circle, and in fact, has some parts north of it. But, Iceland is not covered in snow or glaciers, but yes, we have glaciers here, and snow during the winter time. The amount of snow here is less than in Canada or Maine for that matter.

Of course the devil has some interest in Iceland as we are a Christian nation, and as we all know, the devil tries to manipulate and torture Christian minds, bodies and souls. As much in Iceland as in the USA.

The Lazy Town show is an effort to reduce child obesity in every country that has the show running. Child obesity is from the devil, we must all agree on that, and every attempt to help children move away from the temptation of the devil is an attempt to bring God into their heart.

Your body is your temple and therefore you must keep it in good shape, don´t drink to get intoxicated, don´t smoke, and don´t over eat, greed and glutony is a sin.

I hope this post will shine some light into the real meaning of the show, as it demonstrates ways for a healthy lifestyle, away from the influences and temptation of Lucifer.

May God bless all of you, and my the Holy Ghost come onto you, and remove the influence of the devil away from you and your children.

Jesus died on the cross for our sins and therefore we must fight the good fight and not get lost on the way The Blood of the Lamb was spilled so we could live.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 07:43 AM

Now I have noticed the KKK figure next to the board regulars user names.

All men are equal in the eyes of our Lord.

Be it black, white, asian, jewish.

Remember Jesus and his followers were all Jewish. The Israeli are Gods chosen people. Israeli people are dark skinned, with black hair, with arabic resemblance.

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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 08:16 AM

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DEAR GOD ... BLA BLA BLA ... WHEN WILL YOU AMERICANS LEARN PROPER GEOGRAPHY
Do they only have ZX81 computers in Iceland?



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Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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And it clear that you dont know anything about iceland..
Did you know that it is Iceland and not iceland? Your education system must be very wrong. Especially the economics department.


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and dont attack me for me werbal abilitys...
You don't seem to have any, so what is there to attack? The Iceland education system must be extremely bad.

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We are still waiting for you to master a single language.


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All men are equal in the eyes of our Lord.
Did you actually READ the Holy Bible?

About women: 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."

About black people: Genesis 9:25 "And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren."


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Now I have noticed the KKK figure next to the board regulars user names.

All men are equal in the eyes of our Lord.

Be it black, white, asian, jewish.

Remember Jesus and his followers were all Jewish. The Israeli are Gods chosen people. Israeli people are dark skinned, with black hair, with arabic resemblance.

All men are the children of God.

Your protestations are merely vacuous anodynes that are ultimately meaningless. We are here to live our lives by God's Word as given to us in the Holy Bible (KJV1611). That means that we follow His Will in all things that come before us every day. The power of the Gospels to transform our lives is without peer. We can not permit ourselves to be driven by common harlots presented by the secular media as role models of living the Christian life.


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 08:46 AM

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"We speak only the truth here!"
That simply isin't tru.. all the things you just sad where untru, there are fat americans?, go to a Mcdonalds and try telling your self that!
maybe not your porn models ( I dont even know why you would bring that up ) but I'm pretty sure that more than 20% of americans are overwait..

And I live in iceland and i know there it is and Im telling you your mistaking Iceland is that small Island on the right.. look at a globe ( or is a map the devils work?)

And compering magnús gefing to a catholic priests is just moranic, he is a wery nice man and he is just thinking of your childrens helth, and it takes ad dirty mind to thing othervis.. Its ovisos to me that you are not sure what your talking about you clearly are just a fanatic..


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 08:49 AM

are there fat no americans?, go to a Mcdonalds and try telling your self that!


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That simply isin't tru.. all the things you just sad where untru, there are fat americans?, go to a Mcdonalds and try telling your self that!
Oh, those "Americans" -- fat godless Democrats, every last one of them! True Americans -- GODLY Republican Americans -- are as fit as a fiddle. You won't see them scoffing junk food!

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Goodness me, are there that many Liebrals in America now? Terrible news!

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And I live in iceland and i know there it is and Im telling you your mistaking Iceland is that small Island on the right.. look at a globe ( or is a map the devils work?)
That's quite enough out of you, smarty-pants! Does it amuse you to back-sass old ladies? However, I suppose if I lived on a gigantic block of ice I'd be stuck for entertainment too.

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And compering magnús gefing to a catholic priests is just moranic, he is a wery nice man and he is just thinking of your childrens helth, and it takes ad dirty mind to thing othervis.. Its ovisos to me that you are not sure what your talking about you clearly are just a fanatic..
Fanatic?! How rude. I shall pray that the LORD sees fit to melt the Hell called Iceland, for the sole purpose of freezing it over again. That way, your eternal punishment begins whilst you are still alive. Glory!


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 09:14 AM

Tit 1:15 Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 09:19 AM

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there are fat americans?, go to a Mcdonalds and try telling your self that!
Of course there are more fat Americans then Icelanders. Just like there are more women, more man and more of everything because America is big and Iceland is very small. Don't they teach you math on those Icelandic schools? That might explain a few things. The point is that most people in Iceland are fat and most people in America are not. But good news for those Icelandic fat people, McDonalds is leaving you because you ran out of cash.

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And to the cranky old man this is just what I whas saying stupit people do... attacking spelling and gramer stupit stupit stupit.. your not trying to make your argument stonger your trying to make ours weaker which I think makes you look weaker..
You clearly read only a small part of what I posted. Don't they learn you how to read on those Icelandic schools?

This would also explain why you didn't read the KJV1611 Holy Bible and why you will burn in hell for all eternity .


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 09:28 AM

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Tit 1:15 Unto the pure all things are pure: but unto them that are defiled and unbelieving is nothing pure; but even their mind and conscience is defiled.
Good start. Now try to read all of the KJV1611 Holy Bible.

Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."

John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."


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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 09:58 AM

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Real man eat real meat. Gays eat fish. Everyone knows that. I always kill my own dinner.
This actually explains alot, for instance the level of stupidity in your comments. You obviously didn't know that fish is good for your brain.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 10:04 AM

It's funny to read all your comments about pedophelia when, according to the bible, Mary was 11 - 14 years old when god impregnated her. And besides that they weren't even married wich makes Jesus a bastard.
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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 10:05 AM

Sometimes a picture alone is worth a 1,000 words.



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Default Re: Lazytown, pedophilia sex show. - 02-16-2010, 10:46 AM

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You obviously didn't know that fish is good for your brain.
It seems you are buying into the propaganda of your government. There are specific cases in which n−3 fatty acids (popularly referred to as omega-3 fatty acids) can reduce the effects of brain damage caused for example by aging. But in most cases people do not get smarter from eating fish. You could consider reading the Journal of Neuroscience if you want to know how all this really works. But I think saving your soul by starting to read the KJB1611 Holy Bible should be your top priority to prevent eternal damnation to hell.

Never believe something just because it is told to you. Especially if those telling it are your government. Always use your God given brain to figure it out for yourself!


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