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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-06-2006, 04:23 PM

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My point is, if I'm debating the bible, I'll at least make an effort to know a bit about it so I can point out what's wrong with it.
There is nothing 'debatable' in the Bible because it is the ineffable Word of God. By definition there is nothing 'wrong' with it.


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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-06-2006, 04:25 PM

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It isn't stupid nonsense if the Bible proves it to be so. Whom are you going to trust -- a bunch of scientists who keep changing their theories constantly, or the One Who created the universe and life?
The question is: Can you prove Christian God without the bible?

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Any sensible person can buy a King James Bible. Actually, you don't even have to do that; it's available online.
It's true. The Bible has affected the western culture and society more than any other book so far.

But images of stars, planets and galaxies are also available online.
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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-06-2006, 04:37 PM

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The question is: Can you prove Christian God without the bible?
Never try to argue logic with us. Can you prove the United States exists without the Constitution? YES! Our GODLY President has repealed the constitution and the USA is still here. Thus the Bible is not required to prove GOD exists.


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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-06-2006, 05:48 PM

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Never try to argue logic with us. Can you prove the United States exists without the Constitution? YES! Our GODLY President has repealed the constitution and the USA is still here. Thus the Bible is not required to prove GOD exists.
Who says constitution is the only proof? There are literally zillions of proofs for the US. And they clearly prove the US. And they can be tested again and again.
Do you have a non-biblical proof that clearly shows the existence of CHRISTIAN God? Not some higher deity, I want you to prove your God. Without the Bible, of course.
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Who says constitution is the only proof? There are literally zillions of proofs for the US. And they clearly prove the US. And they can be tested again and again.
Do you have a non-biblical proof that clearly shows the existence of CHRISTIAN God? Not some higher deity, I want you to prove your God. Without the Bible, of course.
There are millions of people arround the world who are Christians. How can they be Christians if there is no God? Christian Scientist have proved the Biblical account of correction is correct, how can they do this with God?



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There are millions of people arround the world who are Christians. How can they be Christians if there is no God? Christian Scientist have proved the Biblical account of correction is correct, how can they do this with God?
But there are also billions of people who are atheists or believe in some other God. And children around the GLOBE have proved thousands of times that Harry Potter's "account of correction" is correct.

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But there are also billions of people who are atheists or believe in some other God. And children around the GLOBE have proved thousands of times that Harry Potter's "account of correction" is correct.

I am God. I can prove it with my last statement. Worship me and tithe!
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My point is, if I'm debating the bible, I'll at least make an effort to know a bit about it so I can point out what's wrong with it.

You can't point out what you think is wrong with science if you know NOTHING about science.
You know nothing about the bible (kjv1611) and obviously know nothing about how things get to be the way they are.

You think "DNA" is why things are the way they are, well that's just wrong.

Genesis 30:37 And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods.

38 And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.

39 And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.


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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-06-2006, 06:35 PM

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It was a joke. I am fully aware that there's no such thing as god so I can't be one either.

Let me just add how truly sorry I am for insulting your faith. It is your constitutional right to be stupid to believe and I won't do it again.

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There is nothing 'debatable' in the Bible because it is the ineffable Word of God. By definition there is nothing 'wrong' with it.
Nothing wrong if, like yourself, you are a christian who takes the bible literally.
Not all of us believe in the bible or take it literally....now for those of us who, like myself, do not believe in the bible, we notice bits which contradict etc.
Thus, we debate it.
Now, you can say it's the word of god all you like but for those of us who don't believe in god, it's open for debate.



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Nothing wrong if, like yourself, you are a christian who takes the bible literally.
Not all of us believe in the bible or take it literally....now for those of us who, like myself, do not believe in the bible, we notice bits which contradict etc.
Thus, we debate it.
Now, you can say it's the word of god all you like but for those of us who don't believe in god, it's open for debate.
That's like a couple of 5 year olds "debating" how electricity gets into their TV. There is nothing to debate about Jesus or the Holy Bible, unless you just don't get it....Which includes you and all of your monkey-worshipping buddies.

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So what about the contradictions in the bible? The impossibilities? They mean NOTHING?



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So what about the contradictions in the bible? The impossibilities? They mean NOTHING?
Every word in the Bible means something, harlot. There are no contradictions in God's Word. If you had ever studied at Landover Baptist University, you would know that!


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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-07-2006, 05:28 AM

There ARE contradictions, I've posted them before!
and 'they're like that because god just wants to test the faithful and toss out the unbelievers' is NOT an excuse!



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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-07-2006, 06:25 AM

You crazy hippy, there are no contradictions -- just your womanly brain tricking you. See, this is what happens when women try to read God's Word! It was intended for a man's mind -- leave it at that! Let your husband explain it to you, and tell you what to believe.


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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-07-2006, 03:15 PM

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You crazy hippy, there are no contradictions -- just your womanly brain tricking you. See, this is what happens when women try to read God's Word! It was intended for a man's mind -- leave it at that! Let your husband explain it to you, and tell you what to believe.
There are many contradictions and scientific errors. Just type "bible mistakes" or "bible contradictions" in your web browser and you'll have plenty.
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There are many contradictions and scientific errors. Just type "bible mistakes" or "bible contradictions" in your web browser and you'll have plenty.
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Just show me one mistake from The Bible KJV1611.



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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-07-2006, 03:52 PM

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Scientific or contradictory?
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Default Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang - 10-07-2006, 05:32 PM

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Scientific or contradictory?
We don't believe in 'science', so that is right out. And we don't believe there are any logical contradictions, so that is right out as well.

Friend, this forum is to praise JESUS and get people SAVED™ by starting them on a program of tithing. We can't have a bunch of contradictory mumbo-jumbo posted here. It will just confuse potential members.


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So what about the contradictions in the bible? The impossibilities? They mean NOTHING?
Those of us who read God's Perfect Word literally do not see any contradictions or impossibilities. The only "Christians" who seem to notice them are the fluffy-bunny liberal "Christians" (like the Loserans and the Whiskeypalians) who insist on "interpreting" the Bible.

I wonder why that could be. Could it be that ... oh, I don't know ... they are "interpreting" all of those contradictions and impossibilities into the Bible, when they weren't there before?


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