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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
04-08-2011, 07:04 PM
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I won't draw you a picture and I really hope you don't try either. Only reason I know these things is that I'm trying to study the sin in my new study
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I don't want you to draw a picture, I am happy not to find out how it's done ever. (Also I read your study, and I think you are doing a noble thing!)
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Proverbs 14:1
Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
04-13-2011, 09:45 PM
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I won't draw you a picture and I really hope you don't try either. Only reason I know these things is that I'm trying to study the sin in my new study
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Thank you for not drawing a picture. There are more than enough floating around the Internets already!
Just check out this wanton harlot about to do unspeakable things!
As you can see, the cucumber is "way into it", as is the baby asparagus. The tomato, who I'm pretty sure is a homosexual, is a bit shy about approaching. And the two grownup asparaguses? They're not even both MALE!
Jennifer Aniston is a harlot bisexual vegetable fetishist!!
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-01-2013, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Liebrals shock me with how lazy they are. Stirring is too much work now? I'm amazed they're not all on respirators, considering how hard breathing is.
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Actually that's a pretty cool piece of machinery
Sure it's lazy
But the way it works I very interesting
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-01-2013, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Onthedo
Actually that's a pretty cool piece of machinery
Sure it's lazy
But the way it works I very interesting
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You necroposted a thread that's almost 2 years old just to say that you're too lazy to stir a pot?
No wonder your "boyfriend/husband/fiancee/whatever" does all the cooking. Tell me, are the buttons on the microwave hard to push?
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-02-2013, 01:43 AM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
You necroposted a thread that's almost 2 years old just to say that you're too lazy to stir a pot?
No wonder your "boyfriend/husband/fiancee/whatever" does all the cooking. Tell me, are the buttons on the microwave hard to push?
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Sorry but it one of the first post they show you when you click on the link (cool)
I know it's lazy I would never buy one to use it
I'm interested in mechanics so I find it pretty cool how it works
Oh by the way my fiancé is training to be a chef so of corse he's the better cook
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-02-2013, 06:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Onthedo
Oh by the way my fiancé is training to be a chef so of corse he's the better cook
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The only men I know of who cook are fags.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-07-2013, 12:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
The only men I know of who cook are fags.
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What a rude thing to say and assume
As it is not true
Rom.1:26-27
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-07-2013, 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Onthedope
What a rude thing to say and assume
As it is not true
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Show me a man with a wooden spoon in his hand and I'll burn it because it's probably been up his bottom.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-07-2013, 07:53 AM
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Show me a man with a wooden spoon in his hand and I'll burn it because it's probably been up his bottom.
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Oh, thanks for that image. Now I want to go burn my wooden spoons even though Seth has never touched them.
Once again, the only cooking a man should do is outdoors. I even get a little twitchy about someone else being in my kitchen.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-07-2013, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by BelieverInGod
Oh, thanks for that image. Now I want to go burn my wooden spoons even though Seth has never touched them.
Once again, the only cooking a man should do is outdoors. I even get a little twitchy about someone else being in my kitchen.
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You're a good wife. Is Seth still away on business?
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-07-2013, 07:58 AM
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You're a good wife. Is Seth still away on business?
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As usual, home on weekends.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-07-2013, 08:02 AM
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As usual, home on weekends.
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Hmm... I'll maybe pop round this evening to drop off those papers. I'm back in Britain at the weekend.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-07-2013, 10:59 PM
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These look interesting... haven't found them at my local library though...
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
02-07-2013, 11:01 PM
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Hmm... I'll maybe pop round this evening to drop off those papers. I'm back in Britain at the weekend.
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Well, I'm home all day, Seth isn't back until around 5 or so on Friday, so whenever.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
05-11-2013, 06:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Old Man Hatchet
Obviously the nudity offends me, but I'm also outraged by the fact that the woman has fruit pressed against her milk bags. Am I supposed to want to eat a grape that's been touching a nipple? If this book becomes popular, woman everywhere will be smothering food with their chest muffins. I am positively nauseous.
Guys, wash your food to be on the safe side.
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Gen 2:25 The man and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame
Isaiah 20:2 God told Isaiah son of Amoz, "Go, take off your clothes and sandals," and Isaiah did it, going about naked and barefooted.
Job 1:21 Naked I came from my mother's womb, naked I'll return to the womb of the earth. God gives, God takes. God's name be ever blessed.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
05-11-2013, 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by ELLOELLO
...Job 1:21 Naked I came from my mother's womb, naked I'll return to the womb of the earth. God gives, God takes. God's name be ever blessed.
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You see, this illustrates the problem with using the wrong Bible. In the King James, that verse reads thusly:
Job 1:21 "And said, Naked came I out of my mother’s womb, And naked shall I return thither: The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; Blessed be the name of the Lord."
It says nothing about returning to the "womb of the earth". That's just disgusting.
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Re: Witch in the KITCHEN!!!!! -
05-11-2013, 09:45 PM
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Gen 2:25 The man and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame
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I really really hate it when people deliberately quote Holy Scripture out of context. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Anyone, even a blind deaf child of 2 years old, knows that this was before Eve broke God's rules for which all women still get a well deserved punishment each and every day.
Genesis 3:16
Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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