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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

View Poll Results: which of this is NOT the function of the Holy Spirit?
to help,protect 1 14.29%
to protect,teach,guide 1 14.29%
to fight,lie 1 14.29%
to write my introduction post for me 1,355 100.00%
all the above 0 0%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 7. You may not vote on this poll

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Default GOD IS GREAT - 09-18-2014, 07:06 PM
HELLO, am new in this site can someone enlight me more.

Genesis 9:18-27
And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan.
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Default Re: GOD IS GREAT - 09-18-2014, 09:32 PM
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HELLO, am new in this site can someone enlight me more.
How about you properly introduce yourself first.

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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

-Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
-DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

-FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
-There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
-Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
-Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
-WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!
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Default Re: GOD IS GREAT - 09-18-2014, 11:30 PM
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HELLO, am new in this site can someone enlight me more.
Welcome to our friendly forums! The answer is first three, of course. The Holy Ghost is given unto True Christians™ as a helper, a spiritual protector. It is how we can know what we are doing is perfectly in line with the mind and will of God even when others accuse us of being irrational, tyrannical, or hypocritical (John 14:16-17).

The Holy Ghost teaches and guides us (you included "protect" twice, I'm not sure why). Through the fruits of this Spirit, True Christians are able to express real love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control, the likes of which are impossible for the unbelieving soul (Galatians 5:22-23).

One function of the Holy Ghost is to fight and lie. Consider Moses', Joshua's, and David's great military accomplishments. Their various religious and culture/ethnic cleansing campaigns were a rounding success due to the contributions and leadership of the Holy Ghost. And finally, the Holy Ghost does lie when it pleases the Good Lord to do so (Deuteronomy 13:1-3; 2 Thessalonians 2:11-12). Not that the devoted Believer would fault Him for the manipulation, even with eternal consequences at stake, because we are His creatures, and He can play however He likes (Isaiah 10:15; Isaiah 29:16; Jeremiah 18:6; Romans 9:20-22).

What a fun poll! I love talking about the Holy Ghost! I know we can't know what He looks like, and while it may be tempting to think of Him as a bigger, friendlier version of Casper the Friendly Ghost, still, I like to think of Him with the Face and Heart of Jesus! I always think of the Holy Trinity like this!





(I like this picture the best, not only because there are THREE JESUS FACES to focus on -squee!- but because the sweet little cherubs are so cute! I think they must LOVE being so close to the Lord Jesus Christ every day and night, or however time is organized in Heaven. I think they must feel very special and grateful to sing praises unto the Lord Jesus Christ every moment. I sometimes imagine myself as one of those little cherubs, and I do hope that's not a sin, but to be the little head that Jesus - any of them, really - rests His Perfect Foot on would be just such an honor! I want Jesus to step on my head! I do! I know it sounds foolish, and I don't care! You can laugh at me all you want, but if Jesus were to step on my head, use it as a foot stool or a loofah foot scrub, I would be honored and grateful and tears of joy would be ever flowing!)

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: GOD IS GREAT - 09-19-2014, 09:17 AM
Oh Sister Mary, your testimony has again brought a tear to my eye. I want Jesus to step on my head too!

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Default Re: GOD IS GREAT - 09-21-2014, 12:23 AM
Oh, Sweet Lord Jesus,

I, too, want to be your footstool! Between the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, that's six feet You need to rest. Please choose Sister Mary, Brother Faith, and me for at least one or both of your feet. I would anoint them with hyssop and wipe them with my curly hair if You so choose. Glory to Your Feet!

Come, Lord Jesus!
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Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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