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I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 09:07 AM
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.
Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
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Director of European Evangelical Outreach A Shining Example of Christ's Love Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 09:27 AM
Is is OK if I ban you?
You are being silly. You will not enjoy his barbed tallywhacker ejecting hot lava.
Now tell us more about how you found Jesus, how many kids you have popped out, if you have permission from your husband to post here, etc...
Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAngelika
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark.
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My condolences.
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Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
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Why the hurry? There is all eternity for you to have sex with Satan in Hell!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Claims not to be a dago slut Unintelligible motor-mouthed Spaniardess; earplugs advised
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAngelika
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.
Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
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No. Don't be silly. Is ok have sex whit a elefant?
No! Except if you're a lady elefant of course. (And marry whit it, naturaly.)
YIC, Mari.
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 10:12 AM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
No. Don't be silly. Is ok have sex whit a elefant?
No! Except if you're a lady elefant of course. (And marry whit it, naturaly.)
YIC, Mari.
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Atheists think we should be able to marry elephants
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Recovering Bastard Head of Landover Glee Club
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 11:12 AM
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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAngelika
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.
Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
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Is it dead yet?
I hope it died, you could tell it was pretty gross.
The vine is dried up, and the fig tree languisheth; the pomegranate tree, the palm tree also, and the apple tree, even all the trees of the field, are withered: because joy is withered away from the sons of men.~Joel 1:12
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAngelika
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.
Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
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My goodness, what shocking language! We simply aren't used to such filth!
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 01:40 PM
A sad, bored atheist girl trying to provoke us by mentioning satan and unmarried sex?
Deuteronomy 9:7-8:
Remember, and forget not, how thou provokedst the LORD thy God to wrath in the wilderness: from the day that thou didst depart out of the land of Egypt, until ye came unto this place, ye have been rebellious against the LORD.
Also in Horeb ye provoked the LORD to wrath, so that the LORD was angry with you to have destroyed you.
Do not use your fathers computer without his permission! No go and tell him what you did and say you're sorry.
Revelation 22:1:
And he shewed me a pure river of water of life, clear as crystal, proceeding out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 01:46 PM
Frankly, I am getting a little tired of all these Sindinavians trying to be amusing by posting their trite little fake introductions that mock this forum.
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Originally Posted by All you goobers from the North Lands trying to be hilarious
Hi, I am ______ ______sson. I am not speak so good the engelska, so forgive ja? I does not go in church, but I am member of kyrka because socialist state say it must be so. I find this forum cause of ______ and think maybe I should be doing the learn about being a religion person instead of heathen troll-face. Also, I hear Yesus turn water into wine - that would make him much popis around here. Is ok I if I have the sex with a moose?
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We get it, you people don't do humor, no need to make it anymore clear. (Seriously, you really aren't funny.)
Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 01:50 PM
I am just a simple country fellow. Do all denmarkians want to copulate with the Devil? It certainly would explain why their country is so Godless.
Wouldn't it be better to fall to your knees and take in Gods love, all of it completely?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 02:39 PM
Many Denmarks working for a company called Color Climax. She probably one of them. I investigated all movies made by this company and every single movie showed that denmark is rotten to the core . And i never eat eel again.
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Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages With Jesus now.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by DemonessAngelika
my name is Angelika. I live in Denmark. I am not sure about what i believe in. My churce is named Marie Kirken where i was baptized.
Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
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Are you his lawfully wedded wife? Exactly how many millennia old are you?
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages With Jesus now.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
Many Denmarks working for a company called Color Climax. She probably one of them. I investigated all movies made by this company and every single movie showed that denmark is rotten to the core . And i never eat eel again.
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I read that they eat fried cod's tongues. They must be a dwarfish people to be sated on something so tiny,
YiJC, BS
II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by DemonessAngelika
Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
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Do you often fantasise about having relationships with mythical creatures?
How do you feel about Namahage, Obake, Ōkubi, Daidarabotchi, Long Ma, Enkō and Sarugami?
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04-06-2011, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Titus Templeton
Many Denmarks working for a company called Color Climax. She probably one of them. I investigated all movies made by this company and every single movie showed that denmark is rotten to the core . And i never eat eel again.
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Well, im from Denmark. People from Denmark is called Danes and we talk Danish. Second, i never heard of this company, please explain what is and what the company have done so wrong.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by PrinsesseAnja
Well, im from Denmark. People from Denmark is called Danes and we talk Danish. Second, i never heard of this company, please explain what is and what the company have done so wrong.
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My dear, I know you are just a woman so I'll forgive your transgression. You are not a great Dane, that is a dog. To the outside world, you are known as 'denmarkians' which means 'From denmark' or 'a person who is of denmark blood'.
Do you honestly think that we believe you when you say you do not know the company? It is what your entire countries economy is based on. I do not know what little scheme you are trying to hatch but let me assure you, it will not work. We did not just fall off the tulip truck you know.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-06-2011, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DemonessAngelika
Is it okay to have sex with the devil???
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Your country has daily sex with devil, therefore you will become islamic state already in thirty years. You must repent and ask God for forgiveness of your sins, otherwise your Dennmark will be transformed to Danskostan and you all killed or pushed to embrace Islam.
Proverbs 1:7 King James Version (KJV)
The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-07-2011, 03:15 AM
Amen, Brother Baron.
Timothy 2:23-26 Have nothing to do with foolish, ignorant controversies; you know that they breed quarrels. And the Lord's servant must not be quarrelsome but kind to everyone, able to teach, patiently enduring evil, correcting his opponents with gentleness. God may perhaps grant them repentance leading to a knowledge of the truth, and they may come to their senses and escape from the snare of the devil, after being captured by him to do his will.
In God I trust,
I.Kiwi
Saved via Prosperity Theology, thank God!
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-07-2011, 05:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Immaculate Kiwi
Amen, Brother Baron.
Timothy 2:23-26 Have nothing to do with foolish, ignorant controversies; you know that they breed quarrels. And the Lord's servant must not be quarrelsome but kind to everyone, able to teach, patiently enduring evil, correcting his opponents with gentleness. God may perhaps grant them repentance leading to a knowledge of the truth, and they may come to their senses and escape from the snare of the devil, after being captured by him to do his will.
In God I trust,
I.Kiwi
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Mr. Immaculate Wiki, are you aware there is an insane Papist on your avatar?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: I have sex with the devil! -
04-07-2011, 10:32 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
My dear, I know you are just a woman so I'll forgive your transgression. You are not a great Dane, that is a dog. To the outside world, you are known as 'denmarkians' which means 'From denmark' or 'a person who is of denmark blood'.
Do you honestly think that we believe you when you say you do not know the company? It is what your entire countries economy is based on. I do not know what little scheme you are trying to hatch but let me assure you, it will not work. We did not just fall off the tulip truck you know.
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But it is still wrong. People who lives in Denmark is called Danes - also the rest of the calls us DANES.. Denmarkians is not a word and does not exist...
And maybe im a woman, but that doesn't mean that you are more intelligent than me. In fact, i think im much more intelligent than you. Does that piss you off?
ups, i don't think im more intelligent than you - I know that im much more intelligent AND smarter than you.
Leviticus 19:29 (King James Version)
29: Do not prostitute thy daughter, to cause her to be a whore; lest the land fall to whoredom, and the land become full of wickedness.
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