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Default Re: Demons and how to hunt them - 07-20-2014, 03:26 AM

Thank you for an excellent post Brother Whip. Truly the Holy Spirit has moved you!

I do have one minor comment, however. Those "women" with the horns could be demon captains, but they also could be Jews (well, probably not the slant). It's sometimes very difficult to tell (though, often, dropping a penny down a nearby well will let you sort out one from the other). That's one reason that I stick exclusively to demon hunts that are led by Landover Baptist Church clergy. If you send your dogs after a Jew, you won't get a dead demon. What you'll get is a lawsuit.

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You would actually need holy water, which is made with a cross necklace and a special prayer, or incantation if you will.
Who told you that nonsense? Have you been sneaking into a Catholic church? No question, holy water is powerful stuff that has its place in demon hunting, but what you described has NOTHING to do with how holy water is actually made, except that the process does involve prayer.

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There is also a special knife and a special gun to kill demons.
Where does the Bible say that?

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You can also trap them with certain sigils. You place these sigils on the floor or ceiling.then you can exorcise them.
True, but do you have any idea how much the really effective sigils cost? Even if you buy your sigils used on eBay, this method simply isn't cost effective. Maybe 3D printing will bring down sigil costs in a few years, so I'd back burner this one rather than tossing it out entirely.

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Also to keep demons away, make a circle out of salt and stand in it.
OK, now I get it--you're just joking. It would have been mildly entertaining, except demons are nothing to laugh at.


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Default Re: Demons and how to hunt them - 08-04-2014, 12:37 PM

Funny.... I guess you hadn't considered the most dangerous demons at all.

Usually I'd be mocking all of you but this time I'm quite serious. I'll wait until all of you catch
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Default Re: Demons and how to hunt them - 08-04-2014, 02:23 PM

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Funny.... I guess you hadn't considered the most dangerous demons at all.
The most dangerous demons are anal-rectal demons

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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: Demons and how to hunt them - 08-04-2014, 02:50 PM

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The most dangerous demons are anal-rectal demons

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Default Re: Demons and how to hunt them - 08-04-2014, 05:40 PM

Let me explain. I'm not only here to shake my head and facepalm at every thread here. I came with a dire warning. My username explains that warning. Aria is something to be feared. I've seen her in action, and trust me, it's not very pretty. She's a demon known as Satan's Queen, and she's something very new to this world. I'm not sure what the Bible has to say about her, if anything at all, but know that she is out to destroy all of you. I don't only mean you baptists, I mean humanity as a whole. What she does is she takes over the body of a human and usually will do one of two things: make them deathly ill, or make them lose all hope and faith in whatever they believe in... often ending in her host killing him/herself. Her true form has only been shown once (that I know of) and that was in the dream of a good friend of mine named Kate. I remember Kate calling me in terror describing a beast half silver gem dragon and half white phoenix with golden eyes and broken chains hanging from its neck and ankles, and she said this beast had the most odd and disturbingly persuasive female voice saying "give up, my dear." I knew Kate hadn't been herself recently and I told her it was only a dream. Later that night, I found out she had killed herself with a note reading "silver sings its deadly song..."
This demon must be stopped before it spreads itself even more. So far from what I know, dogs wont work (she can control them, i've seen it...) and she is unphased by prayer or scripture of any kind. Be sure to keep a close eye on anyone you see acting differently than usual. And if they start becoming hysterical, RUN. CALL THE COPS. DO ANYTHING TO GET YOURSELF OUT OF THE SITUATION.

I don't have too much more info on her, but for those of you here who claim they can speak with God or that God gives them signs, ask God for as much information as you can.
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Default Re: Demons and how to hunt them - 08-04-2014, 05:45 PM

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Let me explain....tl;dr....myself.
I looked up Aria with the Googles and all it seems to be is some low rent technology plant in Manchester.

Are you a mentalist?

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And are you aware that this demon is smart enough to avoid the presses? You're lucky I have a heart to tell you about her! I'm putting my own life on the line here to warn you people! You should be thanking me!


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And are you aware that this demon is smart enough to avoid the presses?
How convenient!



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And are you aware that this demon is smart enough to avoid the presses? You're lucky I have a heart to tell you about her! I'm putting my own life on the line here to warn you people! You should be thanking me!
Any actual proof of this demon's existence (outside of between your own ears)?



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And are you aware that this demon is smart enough to avoid the presses? You're lucky I have a heart to tell you about her! I'm putting my own life on the line here to warn you people! You should be thanking me!
Thank you so very much! I heard, through some not so very Christian folks...that that very same "Silver demon' thing, had been captured by the Devils toybox.This toybox, holds evil forces..she's just bouncing around in that thing..can't get out! I do hope this is the truth they are telling people, about the capture.We can only hope and pray!
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Let me explain. I'm not only here to shake my head and facepalm at every thread here. I came with a dire warning. My username explains that warning. Aria is something to be feared. I've seen her in action, and trust me, it's not very pretty. She's a demon known as Satan's Queen, and she's something very new to this world. I'm not sure what the Bible has to say about her, if anything at all, but know that she is out to destroy all of you. I don't only mean you baptists, I mean humanity as a whole. What she does is she takes over the body of a human and usually will do one of two things: make them deathly ill, or make them lose all hope and faith in whatever they believe in... often ending in her host killing him/herself. Her true form has only been shown once (that I know of) and that was in the dream of a good friend of mine named Kate. I remember Kate calling me in terror describing a beast half silver gem dragon and half white phoenix with golden eyes and broken chains hanging from its neck and ankles, and she said this beast had the most odd and disturbingly persuasive female voice saying "give up, my dear." I knew Kate hadn't been herself recently and I told her it was only a dream. Later that night, I found out she had killed herself with a note reading "silver sings its deadly song..."
This demon must be stopped before it spreads itself even more. So far from what I know, dogs wont work (she can control them, i've seen it...) and she is unphased by prayer or scripture of any kind. Be sure to keep a close eye on anyone you see acting differently than usual. And if they start becoming hysterical, RUN. CALL THE COPS. DO ANYTHING TO GET YOURSELF OUT OF THE SITUATION.

I don't have too much more info on her, but for those of you here who claim they can speak with God or that God gives them signs, ask God for as much information as you can.
Good luck to everyone... including myself.
When I came across this diatribe of yours so, I have to admit, I quickly scanned what you said and I am a bit confused, Are you speaking of Hilary Clinton? If so , I agree with everything you said!


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Where is this Aria in the Bible? Scripture or it didn't happen.


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Any actual proof of this demon's existence (outside of between your own ears)?
Any proof that any demons exist? Like real proof? I haven't found any but I know they do because I've seen 'em in action. I may be an Analist, but Demons and Angels are very real things to me.

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Thank you so very much! I heard, through some not so very Christian folks...that that very same "Silver demon' thing, had been captured by the Devils toybox.This toybox, holds evil forces..she's just bouncing around in that thing..can't get out! I do hope this is the truth they are telling people, about the capture.We can only hope and pray!
There are two silver demon things. The Silver Syron is the one that was captured. Aria is still out there.

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When I came across this diatribe of yours so, I have to admit, I quickly scanned what you said and I am a bit confused, Are you speaking of Hilary Clinton? If so , I agree with everything you said!


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Where is this Aria in the Bible? Scripture or it didn't happen.
I have no clue because while I have read the bible I don't remember much of anything from it. So you'll have to search yourself. Remember, sometimes the bible won't straight out tell you "Hey there's this demon named Aria that looks like blah blah blah that acts blah blah blah who can blah blah blah." From what I know, sometimes that book is discrete about things.

CLARIFICATION NEEDED: I do believe in God and I believe most Christian stuff (though I don't agree with much of anything you guys say is "Christian"), I simply choose not to worship God because in my eyes he's a bully and I refuse to worship a bully. THIS DOESN'T MEAN I'M AN ATHEIST. I'm an Analist. I believe in respecting nature for respect in return and I believe everything in nature has a spirit. So there's your clarification on me.


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You have never heard of a catholic before? Wow I wish were I lived there weren't any Catholics either! A Mary worshipper is just that, someone who worships Mary. Again, be grateful you have not met any yet.
Looks like somebody has never been to a Catholic service. Most of them (if not all) don't actually worship Mary. I've been to several and never once while I was observing their practices did I even hear mention of Mary. Just the father, son and spirit. But go ahead and continue bashing them with your lewd names. Because that's what a real Christian would do right? pathetic.
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Looks like somebody has never been to a Catholic service. Most of them (if not all) don't actually worship Mary. I've been to several and never once while I was observing their practices did I even hear mention of Mary. Just the father, son and spirit. But go ahead and continue bashing them with your lewd names. Because that's what a real Christian would do right? pathetic.
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Deuteronomy 5:8 Thou shalt not make thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the waters beneath the earth:


God is very clear about idols: catholics are not Christians.

Christians do not make graven (or molten or wood) images at all. Christian churches do not contain statuary of any kind, because God has prohibited that. Catholics plaster the joint with idols of every hue and material. It follows then that catholics are not by any stretch of the imagination any sort of Christian.

I have never attend a catholic ritual. Orthodoxes and Lutherans are in the same category and I've never been to any of those either. Why would I? They disagree with everything I believe but more importantly they oppose EVERYTHING in their own sources, which I have read, doing at every juncture the exact OPPOSITE of what The Bible explains. They say they read The Bible and they might once have had a glance at it: even their own heretic versions of the text are clear enough on the idols question.

Satan is God's adversary. That means seeking to oppose God, to contradict Him, to behave in ways explicitly condemned throughout history by God and to get others doing the same. Blasphemy is where it starts. Hell is where they'll all wind up UNLESS they turn to Christ.

Remaining in the Romish creed makes that impossible. Although I've never seen one of their rituals I know they oppose God, behaving in ways explicitly condemned throughout history by God, hoping to get others doing the same. We have members here who have left that cult and who will confirm that what I've written is correct. But quite honestly, a look at one of their popes, who themselves worship Mary, is enough to make things quite plain.
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Looks like somebody has never been to a Catholic service. Most of them (if not all) don't actually worship Mary. I've been to several and never once while I was observing their practices did I even hear mention of Mary. Just the father, son and spirit. But go ahead and continue bashing them with your lewd names. Because that's what a real Christian would do right? pathetic.
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Dear, I see from your rant that you really haven't been to more than a few Catholic masses (they are not called services, you see). If you were to frequent the Catholic churches more often (which I do not recommend, maybe except for purely aesthetic value of some of the really old ones in Europe), you would realize that most if not all of their churches feature paintings of Mary, before which Catholics kneel and pray. You would also notice that many of the annual Catholic celebrations refer to Mary (including special dates designated to celebrate her conception, birth, and ascension - all non-Biblical factoids). If you enter a church not during a mass but when the faithful pray with the rosary, you'd hear the name of Mary all the time.

In short, it is best not to make assumptions about people's faith based just on a few visits to their place of worship.

I hope this was helpful, dear.
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Let me explain. I'm notonly here to shake my head and facepalm at every thread here. I came with adire warning. My username explains that warning. Aria is something to befeared. I've seen her in action, and trust me, it's not very pretty. She's ademon known as Satan's Queen, and she's something very new to this world. I'mnot sure what the Bible has to say about her, if anything at all, but know thatshe is out to destroy all of you. I don't only mean you baptists, I meanhumanity as a whole. What she does is she takes over the body of a human andusually will do one of two things: make them deathly ill, or make them lose allhope and faith in whatever they believe in... often ending in her host killinghim/herself. Her true form has only been shown once (that I know of) and thatwas in the dream of a good friend of mine named Kate. I remember Kate callingme in terror describing a beast half silver gem dragon and half white phoenixwith golden eyes and broken chains hanging from its neck and ankles, and shesaid this beast had the most odd and disturbingly persuasive female voicesaying "give up, my dear." I knew Kate hadn't been herself recentlyand I told her it was only a dream. Later that night, I found out she had killedherself with a note reading "silver sings its deadly song..."
This demon must be stopped before it spreads itself even more. So far from whatI know, dogs wont work (she can control them, i've seen it...) and she isunphased by prayer or scripture of any kind. Be sure to keep a close eye onanyone you see acting differently than usual. And if they start becominghysterical, RUN. CALL THE COPS. DO ANYTHING TO GET YOURSELF OUT OF THESITUATION.

I don't have too much more info on her, but for those of you here who claimthey can speak with God or that God gives them signs, ask God for as muchinformation as you can.
Good luck to everyone... including myself.
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On now the advice.

“Aria is something to be feared. I've seen her in action,and trust me, it's not very pretty. She's a demon known as Satan's Queen”

The earliest reference I can find in the whole of The Great Christian Library at Landover University is in 2015.” The source is an Anime comic (Japanese pornography) and that is the level of it.

Aria is the product of a sake-soaked Slant queer. You aredeluded.

“I'm not sure what the Bible has to say about her,” I can tell you. There is no direct reference but there is a miracle by Jesus in which he drives out demons from a lunatic. I think we can safely say that anyone who believes there really is a demon called “Aria” is a lunatic and suffering from a delusion. “Aria” was invented by a man.


You have my permission to “invent” a character who will kill “Aria” in the next two minutes.

Is that so ridiculous? I think not – you have accepted “Aria”without any evidence and you can get rid of her by inventing something without any evidence.

“as Satan's Queen”


think about that for a moment… Satan was an angel; angels have no genitals; sex and marriage do not take place in heaven or hell, (Jesus tells us this) so what is Satan doing with a wife? You are deluded.

"What she does is she takes over the body of a human and…<load of garbage omitted>”


You are making all this up, aren’t you? There is absolutely no evidence for “Aria” at all, is there?

“I remember Kate calling me in terror describing a beast half silver gem dragon…”


Gem dragon? That’s something else you’ve invented, isn’t it?

Kate had real demons, just like the man Jesus cured, didn’t she? (That is assuming the unlikely possibility that anything you say is true.)

“I don't have too much more info on her,”


I do. http://thesacredblacksmith.wikia.com/wiki/Aria

You sound to me like a girl whose father or husband is lax.You need the demons beating out of you. Either that of 7 or 8 kids to keep you occupied.


The case is simple:
Only God is real.
God does miracles - He can do anything.
God lives in Heaven.
Everyone can go to heaven.
If you don't get right with God, you go to Hell.
Real Demons live in Hell and have no power over Christians.


All this is in the Bible, which was dictated by God, and because God always tells the truth (just like I'm telling you the truth now) you can trust the Bible.


Finally, there should be a law against people like you who are deluded and keep telling other people about some stupid mystic being who can do this, that and the other.


Thanks you.




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