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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-16-2009, 10:54 PM
Why they put so many heads up here to remember him I do not know.
He didn't even leave himself with one!
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-16-2009, 11:06 PM
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-16-2009, 11:39 PM
A junky who dressed like a bum and wrote bad poetry. No wonder losers love him.
He used a 12 guage shotgun in his mouth so it's safe to say he knew he was going to die when he squeezed the trigger. That's suicide and a guaranteed trip to Hell. Swinging on Satans loincloth for eternity.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-17-2009, 12:55 AM
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Kirk Cobain, the piped piper of Gen X letting the childern off to hell with his songs. Wonder how much singing Kirk does with Satan's oversized meat flute rammed in Kirk's mouth? None, there no room for angst in Hell sinners!
See Kirk, See Kirk burn, too late for Kirk, don't let Kirk be you.
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Indeed...
I wonder; how much time out of your (I'm sure very productive, useful and meaningful) day is taken up thinking about "oversized meat flutes"?
How's using 'True Christianity' to bash your own homosexual thoughts going for you?
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Kurt Cobain was a racist, sexist musician! How many African-American members of Nirvana were there? How many women? You see my point.
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Tyeisha was a racist, sexist person! How many caucasians have you seen inside her? How many men ... piffle! This argument just fell apart, if only you were less of a slut this one would have ben great! =[ ... You see my point.
Oh no! Here's a better one... Africa was a racist continent! How many caucasians did you find in Africa? piffleing racist Africa, filled with Africans. How dare Africa be under-populated by caucasians! ... You see my point.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-17-2009, 01:12 AM
Look behind yourself Sally! That's Satan creeping up for a good time.
Kurt Cobane was a worthless junky with a junky band and he sang junky songs that junky kids liked. No great loss. The void his bad band left was soon filled with other Satanists and losers. This is why I only listen to country music and bluegrass.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-17-2009, 01:16 AM
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Look behind yourself Sally! That's Satan creeping up for a good time.
Kurt Cobane was a worthless junky with a junky band and he sang junky songs that junky kids liked. No great loss. The void his bad band left was soon filled with other Satanists and losers. This is why I only listen to country music and bluegrass.
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If the worthless are still remebered 15 years after their death then what does that make you? I'm sure nobody will remember you 15 years after you've ascended... Enjoy your less-than-worthlessness. =]
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-17-2009, 01:21 AM
Well I don't care who remembers me after I'm gone because I'm leaving with Jesus during the Rapture. The only people who will be around afterward are essentially atheist scum so who cares what they think? They think their grandpas were monkeys! Idiots.
You have a sassy attitude for a nirvana Goth. I thought yall were sad and cried all the time.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-17-2009, 01:21 AM
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If the worthless are still remebered 15 years after their death then what does that make you? I'm sure nobody will remember you 15 years after you've ascended... Enjoy your less-than-worthlessness. =]
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He's remembered for being a depressed junkie for a depressed generation. There is no glory in that unless you are as pathetic as he was.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-17-2009, 01:35 AM
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Well I don't care who remembers me after I'm gone because I'm leaving with Jesus during the Rapture. The only people who will be around afterward are essentially atheist scum so who cares what they think? They think their grandpas were monkeys! Idiots.
You have a sassy attitude for a nirvana Goth. I thought yall were sad and cried all the time.
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Well you and Jesus have fun in Raptor. =]
You clearly don't understand the finer points of Darwin's concepts, perhaps you should aim to improve upon you own knowledge bofore accusing other of idiocy.
I think you'll also find that Nirvana played "Grunge" music, not really that Gothic at all... Once again, perhaps you should go and do your homework.
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He's remembered for being a depressed junkie for a depressed generation. There is no glory in that unless you are as pathetic as he was.
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He gave his life for the greater good, to improve our world. Wouldn't you say?
He's not unlike Jesus in that respect. All hail the new savior! Long live kurt!
And for a nurse you sure seems to be lacking in understanding of mental illnesses. Maybe you need some more schooling?
Anyways, my eyes have been dry for a good few minutes now, time to get back to my crying, look after yourselves (because if you don't then I doubt that 'nurse' would)
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-17-2009, 01:42 AM
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Well you and Jesus have fun in Raptor. =]
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He gave his life for the greater good, to improve our world. Wouldn't you say?
He's not unlike Jesus in that respect. All hail the new savior! Long live kurt!
And for a nurse you sure seems to be lacking in understanding of mental illnesses. Maybe you need some more schooling?
Anyways, my eyes have been dry for a good few minutes now, time to get back to my crying, look after yourselves (because if you don't then I doubt that 'nurse' would)
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Now you're comparing Christ to a worthless junkie? He gave his life for the greater good? He had a daughter he should have lived for. Go back to Oblivion as you are in fact oblivious to common sense.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-17-2009, 01:45 AM
This ones high for sure.
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07-17-2009, 01:46 AM
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Now you're comparing Christ to a worthless junkie? He gave his life for the greater good? He had a daughter he should have lived for. Go back to Oblivion as you are in fact oblivious to common sense.
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Well yes, I was. You all seem to think that the world is better off without him. So I'm guessing he must have given his life for the greater good. After all, the sooner he was dead the sooner him and his goth music could stop stealing you lovely little True Christian children away to the realms of Satanism.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-17-2009, 01:48 AM
The world is certainly better without him. He wasn't man enough to live. Not our problem.
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07-17-2009, 01:56 AM
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The world is certainly better without him. He wasn't man enough to live. Not our problem.
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So in death he bettered the world, like Jesus. Please do correct me if I'm wrong.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-17-2009, 01:58 AM
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So in death he bettered the world, like Jesus. Please do correct me if I'm wrong.
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Your hero Kurt didn't take the burden of our sins with him. Now please stop making inane statements.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-17-2009, 02:00 AM
You can say Kurt bettered the world after his death in the sense that he can no longer put out that noise garbage and drive more kids to suicide. He was an evil, evil man and a bad influence on children.
You have no right to compare a delinquint fool like Cobain to the wonderful JESUS CHRIST who has died for our sins. Cobain's death was in vain; Christ's was in redemption for the sins of the world.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-17-2009, 02:01 AM
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So in death he bettered the world, like Jesus. Please do correct me if I'm wrong.
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You are wrong. Kurt Cobane was a heroin addict and lived in the gutter when he wasn't screaming and whining into a microphone in some dank toilet or in the basement of a sleazy bar. Kurt murdered himself and married an actual crack whore who spread disease like she spread her knees. Often, and everywhere.
Jesus wasn't.
You have been corrected, hope that helps.
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-17-2009, 02:06 AM
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Your hero Kurt didn't take the burden of our sins with him. Now please stop making inane statements.
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My appologies if my statements seem inane, I found the comparison rather interesting, and your responses even more so. Even when I asked a direct question I was denied the courtesy of a direct answer.
And no, Kurt did not take the burden of our sins with him. Jesus had already beaten him to that. And why then are you now condemning Kurt if the burden of his sins was already carried by Jesus. Kurt shouldn't be held accountable, Jesus should be. Give Kurt a break, it's Jesus who your anger and hate should be directed at!
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-17-2009, 02:08 AM
Except that Kurt was a...worthless heroin addict.
What do you see in him?
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Re: Nice shot! How's Hell Kurt? -
07-17-2009, 02:11 AM
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You are wrong. Kurt Cobane was a heroin addict and lived in the gutter when he wasn't screaming and whining into a microphone in some dank toilet or in the basement of a sleazy bar. Kurt murdered himself and married an actual crack whore who spread disease like she spread her knees. Often, and everywhere.
Jesus wasn't.
You have been corrected, hope that helps.
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You started out well, but then you strayed from the point somewhat. I fail to see how Kurt's addictions, music or marriage relate to whether or not his death bettered the world, like Jesus'.
Ah well, Nevermind *link to Satanic Music removed*
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