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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-27-2013, 09:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Maike Lorenzen
You know, sometimes I just sit there with my friends, drinking a hot cup of tea and talking about how you could heal a cold or headache, or help your children if they are sick. Sometimes we dance and listen to music, or pray to our goddess. And sometimes we cook together or make some pies, while talking about some tricks and spells to make the day easier and to make some stress go away or we try to see the future, just to get a hint what we are doing wrong and what we should change.
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Well that's just silly! You could do all these things without foolishly praying to an imaginary goddess. I'm sure you'd have a perfectly lovely time. Why bother pretending something that isn't real? Haven't you grown up from these childish ways? Just because a girl feels deeply that she's a secret princess doesn't mean she is one. Girls need to grow up and face life with their eyes wide open so no one takes advantage of them. Don't be a fool, dear. Read a Bible and give your heart to Jesus.
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Wiccas aren't such a big thing as you might think.
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With the exception of your religion being completely fabricated.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-27-2013, 10:44 PM
Mrs Etheldreda, I bet you must be a very loving and good mother, if you already care so much for a stranger. I thank you for your words, as I can see that they are completely meant in a nice way. But maybe you are right, maybe I'm not mature enough. But since I chose this way, it is the first time in my life to feel balance in every way.
Mr. Hutchins, I am neither nor. I actually have 2 older brothers and a younger sister. Your offer is absolutely generous and I am very grateful for that, but even though I have my own ways in religion, my father is still the one to take care of me and I think, he wouldn't be as happy as I am, if he would hear about that offer. Nevertheless, thank you very much!
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-27-2013, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Maike Lorenzen
...Mr. Hutchins, I am neither nor. I actually have 2 older brothers and a younger sister. Your offer is absolutely generous and I am very grateful for that, but even though I have my own ways in religion, my father is still the one to take care of me and I think, he wouldn't be as happy as I am, if he would hear about that offer. Nevertheless, thank you very much!
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Your sister is welcome to come too. Daily Bible study, prayer sessions along with home ec. schooling will be provided as well will be room and board. Nothing makes me happier than to assist in the immigration of people from impoverished thrid world Godless countries.
Look at how happy these girls were the day they arrived at the Hutchins Plantation:
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 12:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Maike Lorenzen
my father is still the one to take care of me
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At least that warlock father of yours practices even one Biblical mandate in his home. Why don't you get him over here, maybe he and Brother Hutchins could haggle out a fair price for you and your sister. Who knows, it might even spark a bidding war on the forums. There are lots of Godly gentlemen around here who would rise to the challenge of tutoring wayward young women in the edicts of True Christianity™. Your father could make a handsome profit!
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Your sister is welcome to come too. Daily Bible study, prayer sessions along with home ec. schooling will be provided as well will be room and board. Nothing makes me happier than to assist in the immigration of people from impoverished thrid world Godless countries.
Look at how happy these girls were the day they arrived at the Hutchins Plantation:
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No, thank you, I'm happy over here. By the way, a research says that Germany has the best economically image around the world. And october 2012 best the gross domestic product belonged to Europe, Germany alone on rank 4, that means, we are actually economical leader of Europe. Just saying that, before you call a country "Third World".
As wholesaler and model I earn more than enough and I could move to America on my own, if I wanted to. But I'm fine here and I think, my fiance wouldn't be too happy either if he found out about the plantation thing. Nevertheless, thanks anyway.
Besides that, I have my coven here. I got my consecration here and learned everything I know from them, every spell, potions, everything. I swore to to be loyal and I won't leave them. That is all.
Exodus 22:18
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 10:36 AM
Y'know who else was from Germany? Hitler! I think Maike is Hitler's Great Grandaughter! I have a yes, or no question for you witch! Will you ever stop being a Nazi? I demand an answer!!
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 10:41 AM
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Y'know who else was from Germany? Hitler! I think Maike is Hitler's Great Grandaughter! I have a yes, or no question for you witch! Will you ever stop being a Nazi? I demand an answer!!
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No, I won't stop being a Nazi. Do you know what? I am proud of being German, because that is what Nazi actually means- loving your own country! And yes, I do.
What I am not, and that is probably what you meant, is a racist. Or do you find in any of my posts a clue that I could be a racist? If so, tell me please.
Exodus 22:18
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Maike Lorenzen
Besides that, I have my coven here. I got my consecration here and learned everything I know from them, every spell, potions, everything. I swore to to be loyal and I won't leave them. That is all.
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My dear Sabrina,
You do, of course, realise that you have sold your soul to Satan for all eternity. If you are to stand any chance of redemption I hope, for your sake, that you have not committed the Unforgiveable Sin:
Matthew 12:32
And whosoeuer speaketh a word against the sonne of man, it shall be forgiuen him: but whosoeuer speaketh against the holy Ghost, it shall not be forgiuen him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Maike Lorenzen
Besides that, I have my coven here. I got my consecration here and learned everything I know from them, every spell, potions, everything. I swore to to be loyal and I won't leave them. That is all.
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What did you learn from them? What spells and potions have worked for you?
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 04:01 PM
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What did you learn from them? What spells and potions have worked for you?
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I noticed that spell to turn herself into a jackass worked out pretty good for her.
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 04:06 PM
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What did you learn from them? What spells and potions have worked for you?
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I can't even count how many, Mrs Etheldreda. If you would like, I could teach you some, but the powerful ones are secrets and only allowed to be shared within the coven. Even though I think a christian woman like you won't be much interested in spells or potion.
One of my favourite ones is a potion, which causes euphoria and which looses mental blockades. In a high dose, it can actually also be used for sexual activities. Main ingredient: damiana
Exodus 22:18
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Maike Lorenzen
I can't even count how many, Mrs Etheldreda. If you would like, I could teach you some, but the powerful ones are secrets and only allowed to be shared within the coven. Even though I think a christian woman like you won't be much interested in spells or potion.
One of my favourite ones is a potion, which causes euphoria and which looses mental blockades. In a high dose, it can actually also be used for sexual activities. Main ingredient: damiana
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That's not from a spell, silly, that's from God's own nature!
Mexican Indians drank Damiana tea mixed with sugar for use as an aphrodisiac.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 04:43 PM
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But, yes, exactly! Beside I was talking about a potion and not a spell, you are absolutely right!
Wicca is a religion about nature and for our natural magic we only use things given to us by nature and the Holy Spirit, the mother of earth. We believe that everything on this world is one huge circle of life. So yes, everything we use for our spells or potions or rituals is connected to the nature somehow.
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Maike Lorenzen
I can't even count how many, Mrs Etheldreda. If you would like, I could teach you some, but the powerful ones are secrets and only allowed to be shared within the coven. Even though I think a christian woman like you won't be much interested in spells or potion.
One of my favourite ones is a potion, which causes euphoria and which looses mental blockades. In a high dose, it can actually also be used for sexual activities. Main ingredient: damiana
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Those are called drugs dear they're illegal.
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 05:58 PM
Damiana isn't illegal in Germany.
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 06:02 PM
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Damiana isn't illegal in Germany.
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Right, right, I forget that the European governments like to keep their populaces stoned so that they can run your countries into the ground without anyone caring.
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 06:10 PM
I admit, you are right that some things in our country and in Europe are going wrong. But Damiana is harmless, it just makes you very, very happy.
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 06:15 PM
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I admit, you are right that some things in our country and in Europe are going wrong. But Damiana is harmless, it just makes you very, very happy.
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Oh, I'm sure it makes you happy. So happy you don't care what's going on around you.
Sort of like Soma in Brave New World.
And you wonder how the mudslimes are taking over your continent.
1st Peter 4:7 But the end of all things is at hand: be ye therefore sober, and watch unto prayer.
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 06:20 PM
I think you misunderstood something. I am of course not using it everyday, only on weekend and not even then most of the times, since I have to work Monday-Friday. That muslims are all over Europe isn't my fault and trust me, it's pissing us off more than enough. But nothing to do if government lets this all happen.
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Re: Merry Meet, Christians -
02-28-2013, 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Maike Lorenzen
I admit, you are right that some things in our country and in Europe are going wrong. But Damiana is harmless, it just makes you very, very happy.
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I have to wonder how happy you think you will be when burning in Hell.
No where in the Bible does it tell us to take drugs, have sex orgies and be foolish.
Your made up fairy tale game is like playing with fertilizer, diesel and blasting caps. It may seem innocuous now.
How does modeling whores for sale make you money? Are you a pimp?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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